(Toad) Ho yeah!

I invented the 'It's not you, it's-a me' routine!

Uh huh! That's what I told her!

[SMB pipe sound effect]

(audience) Woo!

(Luigi) Have you checked your mail today?

That'd be difficult considering that it IS my mail.

What is it?

The Princess, got kidnapped, again.

Eh, that's a shame.

Have you completely lost your mushrooms?! You gotta go save her!

Luigi... Why do I have to go?

You're player 1.

But I don't wanna be Player 1.

[audience laughter]

I don't even know what that means.

It means you're the one who plays.

Plays what?

The game?

What game?

The one you're playing!

Why can't you play?

I'm Player 2!

What does that mean?

[audience laughter]

Well I could do it.

[laughter]

I could! I COULD! HA HO!

So who kidnapped her anyway?

Bowser, from down the hall.

Bowser! All-right, let's go.

Giddy-up!

[audience laughter]

[SMB pipe sound effect]

And another thing, I...

Ha ho!! Toad's gettin' upset!

(audience) Woo!