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  • I am in a mood a very specific type of moved and mood where I just want to sit back, kick my feet up on fuck around with you guys on.

  • I think that this is a great time to do it when you feel your mood, Just go for it, man.

  • Normally, I'm asking you guys to send me the funniest things you've ever seen or things like that.

  • But right now I want you guys to send me the weirdest and creepiest videos you confined.

  • I tweeted this out.

  • Go follow me on Twitter because you gonna miss sweet, tasty action like this if you don't.

  • And you're also gonna miss my floppy banana on.

  • I want to see what you absolute babies conjured up.

  • Okay?

  • I want to be actually weirded out.

  • I want I want to be uncomfortable.

  • I want to go to bed tonight and not be able to sleep.

  • Can you do that for me?

  • Internet?

  • Can you make that happen in my What you got is great start.

  • I like the look of this clip of week.

  • That was incredibly weak.

  • I told you guys, I'm in a mood.

  • I'm not gonna go easy on you this time.

  • You think I'm going to do the funny?

  • Ha ha.

  • As to everything that you said me, I'm not.

  • This is good.

  • This is big boy time.

  • You have to try hard.

  • I have very high standards for this.

  • Okay, It's tic tac.

  • It's already scary enough when you sent you this because they want you to know she's too.

  • Oh, okay.

  • That's a good start.

  • Hell, yes.

  • S s w M d ve ot be like them.

  • They've got the fluffy banana ward right now.

  • That's amazing.

  • I like that.

  • I'm very uncomfortable.

  • Report.

  • Hold it a little.

  • She's What the hell does this say?

  • I'm coming to eat your toes.

  • All right.

  • Scary, but not that scary or creepy or weird.

  • Can't You Can't.

  • You can't send me stuff with music in it.

  • I can't react to it.

  • If it's copyrighted music that it's not going to go up in the channel.

  • Can I just say right off the bat immediately?

  • I love your name.

  • Coffee addict, train wreck.

  • I love that.

  • That describes me perfectly well.

  • The fucker loves tea.

  • I'm waiting to see, like a baby's head in one of these jurors.

  • Is this gonna get weird at all?

  • It better.

  • I'm right.

  • I'm I'm disclosed to clicking away eyes.

  • Certainly kind gesture to somebody like their partner's gonna come home and find it t hurt on the ground that way.

  • Probably seems a lot of cash.

  • I'm kind of glad that I don't know what he was saying in the entire clip.

  • He could have been calling my mother the worst names on planet Earth.

  • But you know what?

  • She's been called worse.

  • Can I just point out that new Twitter?

  • My trainer just got updated to this today, and I absolutely hated New Twitter is a disease, and we need to find the cure.

  • Now pick up to pick up, pick a bigger to pick up.

  • Get you.

  • Joe, I don't want to peek at you.

  • I was going to see that this wasn't that weird.

  • But as I realized I was watching it, my face was like, the entire time.

  • That's more cringe than anything.

  • That's a video that exists on the Internet.

  • Somebody made this.

  • Okay, moving on.

  • But you got jelly beans.

  • Good luck.

  • Okay.

  • It's is in Great.

  • I couldn't even read.

  • I thought it said a much worse word that I cannot put up.

  • You live here?

  • You live here.

  • Oh, my God.

  • All this is making my ears do Is my tonight his flare up.

  • Wait, I just said that for consented.

  • Feel like my head's gonna explode?

  • You live.

  • Oh, okay.

  • The ending a little creepier.

  • The end.

  • He was a little weird, but the rest of it I like it was trying a little too heard.

  • It felt like baby's first scary video.

  • But thankfully, the tonight is is kicked in never listening to that all night.

  • So that's uncomfortable.

  • So mission accomplished.

  • Ooh!

  • Ooh, I have no idea what that waas Jackie.

  • Thank you very much for that one that legitimately freaked me out.

  • I did not like that at all.

  • We have a winner so far.

  • Jackie's on top of the leaderboard.

  • Is anyone going to take her over?

  • It's up to you guys.

  • You have the power to change this.

  • It's gonna be too late by the time the video goes up.

  • But who cares?

  • It's old footing games.

  • Is that what it's like to have sex?

  • As as a 29 year old man have never had sex.

  • I'm a pure, clean virgin boy And what you see you see ST Peter at the gates is gonna let me walk straight through You won't even ask for I d Oh, hell, yeah Oh, hell, yeah I'm all about eyes that a game Is this a game I want?

  • I want to play this game.

  • Send me a link to this game Sachin D 96 Send me this game.

  • I need to play it I needed in my life.

  • That's cool.

  • All right.

  • Turquoise.

  • What?

  • You got cows and cows And coz is this is bad boy play?

  • Oh, wait.

  • This is a Syriac video.

  • I've seen some of these before.

  • I know her.

  • This is going.

  • This is a good time.

  • This is not creepy.

  • It is weird, though.

  • Tight yourself.

  • Which one do you?

  • I'm the short one.

  • Oh ho Tao Spiders.

  • Jesus.

  • Okay, Cyriac, are you okay?

  • Are you doing well?

  • I hope so.

  • What do you doing these days?

  • What's Syriac up to these days?

  • So you exhale.

  • Upload in two months ago.

  • Horse destroys universe.

  • Oh, baby, we're going down a rabbit hole.

  • Now.

  • Let's put a time.

  • There was a horse the end.

  • Oh, man gets sold something.

  • I I didn't I I bought the book.

  • That was weird.

  • I don't even remember clicking purchase of Lemieux.

  • Turquoise.

  • You made me buy things.

  • Fuck!

  • Oh, all of my fucking know.

  • PEs Take them.

  • They're free.

  • You can have all of them.

  • That is some straight up anal fuel was like, Oh, nice little whale.

  • Sounds a hell of whales there, Grace.

  • Fuck, No.

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • You had the playground of nighttime.

  • That's the fucking real question.

  • You're the creep.

  • My name is Samantha.

  • I have Tourette's.

  • I would like a job at McDonald's.

  • This is my resume.

  • Um, fuck you.

  • So, anyways, I'm a really good speech single.

  • Hello?

  • My name is Yes.

  • Fuck you.

  • I'm a really good speech.

  • Samantha.

  • You're amazing.

  • I love you.

  • Don't get me wrong.

  • I'm not laughing at people with Tourette's.

  • I'm not trying to make fun of that.

  • I know it's a very serious thing.

  • And some people's lives are dictated by having that so insane.

  • But this video is really great.

  • Samantha is a legend.

  • Samantha goes into the jacks up the Guy Hall of Fame, where she used her cat as a resume.

  • That's all you need.

  • Only need is a cat for a resume.

  • You don't need anything else.

  • I'll go get my resume.

  • Here's my resume.

  • This is my resume right here.

  • Give me every job on Earth, please.

  • His name is big Boss.

  • He's the sweetest little man here.

  • The tiniest little sir, aren't you?

  • He was He was snoozing.

  • You don't say.

  • Hi.

  • Beck says Just search weird animations on YouTube and the trauma will begin.

  • You know what?

  • I've never actually done that Earth and Moon.

  • Okay?

  • I'm just gonna come out and say that I don't think this is scientifically accurate.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Giving birth to an earth baby.

  • I thought I finished playing death, stranding sweet cheeks of Jesus's beard.

  • But what?

  • I hate this.

  • I hate it.

  • Everything that's happening to me right now, every instinct in my body is telling me to run away.

  • You know how they say fight or flight kicks in?

  • Sometimes it's just flight.

  • Sometimes you don't even get a chance to fight because your brain doesn't know how to fight it.

  • Course.

  • Of course you don't get it.

  • It's okay.

  • Needed y on that kid's is how I met your mother.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, I do not want face.

  • If I wanted to make a weird video, I don't think I could think of something this strange.

  • This is art.

  • It's viscerally making me feel something.

  • It's making me want Thio devolve back to the ocean.

  • What's there?

  • More popular video.

  • Okay, the chef.

  • Swat and the Earth and Moon.

  • Okay, let's go to the next one.

  • Okay.

  • They didn't get great ratings on the 76%.

  • 74% shocking.

  • This one has a better rating, though.

  • Just heading to the store with my bottle heads.

  • No problems.

  • Fine.

  • You're the fucking weird run.

  • This is like telly.

  • Toby's on meth.

  • This is what this is probably what Teletubbies looks like.

  • Two kids.

  • Sure.

  • Why not?

  • Why not?

  • But I I'm stopping.

  • I'm stopping.

  • I'm uncomfortable.

  • I didn't think it was actually gonna get weird.

  • I thought you guys were a bunch of babies.

  • You had nothing.

  • But you came out swinging and proud of You have nightmares.

  • They're gonna be dreaming of spiders, impregnating me, then eating my own progeny.

  • How do you think you could do a lot worse, though?

  • I think you guys have some stuff up your sleeps.

  • I'm going to do a round two of this.

  • So you better be prepared.

  • You better scour the Internet and find the weirdest shit that you confined.

  • Cringe were de creepy.

  • Whatever you could find.

  • I look at it to keep an eye out for that one.

  • Don't forget to follow me on Twitter, Jack.

  • Underscore, Septic underscore.

  • I Some fucker stole my original name before.

  • I know there's a lot of followers in this one, so no point changing it.

  • Uh, but I will call upon you the Jack Septic community way will write again into the bowels of madness.

  • Also, don't forget to subscribe and hit the bell, because then you'll be notified of when it's going up.

  • Because who the fuck knows what the hell you two was doing any more?

  • Also, if you're questioning your existence and you got very uncomfortable and everything about that was torture, didn't even like in the video.

  • And if you didn't feel any of those, I'm very sorry that your parents have failed you All right?

  • That's it for me.

  • I'm gonna take the superglue and superglued my I should now.

  • Thank you.

  • Bye bye.

  • Good night.

I am in a mood a very specific type of moved and mood where I just want to sit back, kick my feet up on fuck around with you guys on.

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