I'vejustplayedsomuch, weareatthispoint I waslike, There's noway I couldgetclosetothatwiththeboxinthewaybecause I'llprobablyjustendupdying.
Butsomepeoplehavetoplaywiththeteleportingmechanics, and I I don't thinkthatthatlooksgreat, Butifyou'rerecordingit, audiencestendtohatethataudiencestendtohateanysortofmovementlikethatbecauseitjustlooksbizarrefor a videotonight.
HoldonOh, that's fun.
I actuallyhadtobecarefulthesecondtime.
Firsttime I didn't give a shitballstothewall.
Uh, noway.
Oh.
Oh, becareful.
Oh, becareful.
Youknowwhat?
Fuckthis.
I don't getanythingfordisarming.
Let's trythatagain.
Okay, let's trythatagain.
Okay, Let's trythatagain.
Okay, Let's trythatagain.
Naileditout.
Fuck.
I'lltakesomepain.
Nowtogetthroughit.
Youneedtofeelsomepaintogettothetruejoyoflife.
Okay, letmedosomequickmath.
Okay?
Oneplusoneequalsdumbass, huh?
Butyou I don't know.
I assaultedyoulikethat.
Here, have a kindofKoga.
We'rekindofKoga.
It's It's thegreatest.
Yourbeverage.
Allright.
Youcandrinkit.
Youdon't getcopyrightclaimed.
It's wonderful.
Holditnormally.
Okay, I'm just a littlebook.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Howcomeintight?
Yeah, thatOkay, that's a greatwaytostoppeoplesmoking.
Honestly, onactualsurvivalabout I thinkthatphotobackRussellputDadonBuryDad, wejusttookdown a substationbecausewhentheymovethisthing, thatweapon's gone.
Weneedtogetittonight.
Wewill.
Youstillgotthatdatapot, right?
I do.
Restlessfile.
I'm gonnaneed a t o.
Yep, It's rightoverthere.
Okay.
Green.
Oh, you'regood, honey, forsure.
Yougoahead.
I'llbefine, Dad.
I promise.
Keepthatpromise.
I'llgettoworkonthedatapod.
Charactersarehaving a veryseriousconversationon.
I'm beatingmyhandsoffmymicrophoneinreallifewops.
I'm justhavingfun.
Thatcourseofthebuildingthatlooksstinky.
Look, spot, fixyourshipvalve.
Okay?
I onlywanttoptierqualityinmyvideogames.
Honeycousin.
Sniffitoutthere, lads.
HopetheresinWhat?
Anentrance.
Don't pickupanything.
No.
Didyoujustpickupsomethingandputitback?
Don't dothat.
I wanttofuck.
AreyouAreyou a badone?
I want a friend.
It's roughbeingouthereonmyown.
I wantoneofyoutobefriendly, so I couldbringyouwithme.
Okay?
I'llputyoubackwhereyouwere.
Youthoughtthatwas a realpersonhall, buddy.
Youthoughtyoucouldjustnoshonthathead?
Startregaling, William.
Well, nowyou'rejustfuckingruined.
Itallokay?
I'm a bring a friendwithme.
Justmeandtheguys.
I anout.
Roger, Youareincorrigible.
Oh, man.
Roger.
Okay.
Shouldputmyarmaround.
Youwalkdowntown.
Thisismynewbestfriend, Roger.
Roger.
Oh, God.
DidtheygetyourRogerthatTheheadcropgetyou.
Fuck.
NotRoger.
Hewasthebestofus.
Roger, you'reback.
What a fuckingmadlad.
Allright, comeon, Roger.
Youcanprotectmeinthefightagainsthumanity.
Uh, fightingforhumanity.
Yougetitright.
Roger.
Whycan't I move?
What?
Itwasweird.
I wasstillcomeplacebadguys.
Okay.
It's gonnabeokay.
Roger, They'renothere.
Roger.
We'replayingfornow.
Letmeseeme.
Gotowork.
Roger.
I'llshowyouhowwedothis.
I'llshowyouhowwedothisIrishsty.
Uh, okay.
She's a little.
She's a littleconfusingthere.
Roger.
I'm notgonnalie.
Thisone's a bigholeovertheplace.
I don't reallyknowonesanddoingwiththis.
Um, Okay, thatseemsright.
AndthenNice, isn't it, Raj?
Okay.
Okay.
Roger.
Youneed a betterviewingpositionhere.
I'llgetyou a chair.
Comehere.
Comehere.
Fuckingdastardlychair.
Roger, Yousitrightthererightthereandbemyfriend.
Well, goddamnit, Roger.
You'rebreakingthelawsofphysicsnow.
There's notmuch I candowiththat.
Nice.
Allright.
Youstillsawitthough, right?
Noryoursecondheadlessrightnow.
Buttheseareserioustimes.
Yeah, Yes.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Roger.
I'm packing.
It's whatever.
It's reallynobigdealisgonnamakeeveningwiththisthing a lotbetter.
Andhowwasted I sample I wasonthebottomofthat.
Whatwastheotherupgrades?
LookinggoodYoucanputthattogooduse.
Sure.
BetyoursweetyouZealandAfricanorextendedmagthe 30.
Forthat, though.
Nicerideisnotcool.
Youdon't haveanyice, so I'm notgonnablindyou.
Rogerandthechairscomingwithme.
Okay.
Thatwas a magictrick.
Likethis.
Mmm.
Amazing.
Roger.
Now I gothroughitall.
Okay?
I figuredouthowtobreakthegame.
Let's seeifwecanreproduce.
Okay.
I figuredouthowtobreakthechairs.
Can I breakanythingelse?
TheamazingRoger.
Okay.
It's notthefloorsproblem.
Thefloor's fine.
PutRogeronit.
You'reflyingon a bookinwaysthat a chairthatyoudon't like.
Areyouoneofthose?
Antichair?
Let's allright.
I gotmoremagazinehere.
No, Nowisnotthetimetokiss.
Whatdoyoumean?
Itfeltlike a moment.
No, itdidn't.
Doyoualwayswanttokisspeople?
Whentheloomingofdangerousaround.
I willanswerthat.
Jesus, Roger.
Keepitinyourstorm.
I don't knowwhatWhatdoyougot?
Keepitinyourhalftorso, right.
Yougoseewhatthey'reallabout?
Roger.
Don't resist.
WannaRoger?
Roger.
Okay.
Goseewhattheywant.
Raj.
Right, Roger.
Useless.
Andnow I lostmybestfriend.
Great.
I havetodosomethingwiththis.
Orisitjust a wayoflookingout?
I don't know.
Overthis.
Nicefuckit.
Oh, God, I hearWell, first I heardmykneescracking, but I hearEdCrabspress, huh?
Dogfoodfindworkingaway.
Thanks.
Oh, heismissing a leg, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hewasmissing a legbefore, right?
Well, it's It's stillgone.
He's funny.
I likehim.
Whatisthis?
Roger.
What'd yougetintheelevator?
I'm notgonnagetRogerback, am I?
Okay?
And I gobackoutthere.
Sohere, letmebackoutthedoor.
What's goingoninthisroom?
Stink.
Thatis a camera, myman.
Oh, there.
Getoutofmyway.
Wait.
Isthisthewayforward?
Holdcrap.
I don't wannagoallthewayforwardyet.
I wanttoseeif I canactuallydoanythingwiththatelevator.