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  • have you told your dog to behave?

  • He is behaving worse.

  • He's all nice.

  • Look, take stop, stop, stop!

  • It's mine now.

  • No, doggies.

  • Nice.

  • Look.

  • Oh, he's behaving now.

  • Good.

  • Yeah.

  • Good.

  • I kind of wish he attacked you for the content, you know, again.

  • Well, I was playing off line and then accidentally dug your dog in a hole.

  • And I was so sorry, Accidentally, my dog would never attack someone who did something by accident.

  • It there's attacked me out of nothing.

  • I did nothing.

  • You did that on purpose.

  • Flee.

  • I would never hit the dog Purposefully.

  • You did it purposely.

  • An epically Oh, epically I did it.

  • I mean, my Oh, what are you doing?

  • Wait as yours.

  • My he minds my who wears it his way around.

  • It's the other way around.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm saying, Hey, look, att What do we name him?

  • Flip up.

  • Of course.

  • How could you forget that?

  • Lovely flip flop Flip flop once bad a chicken ass ball one that chicken you want todo You're a shitty nug ists.

  • You can't has changed in August.

  • I just You actually even connect.

  • You broke.

  • You have court broke neck reference line.

  • My God, you're so svenska.

  • I'm so third he laid an egg.

  • We literally have a chicken egg form here giving water.

  • Made a chicken farm.

  • Give the egg.

  • We need the egg.

  • I want to show you a trick.

  • I threw it at you and I missed you.

  • I was gonna throw it at you.

  • Was my training.

  • I made the egg disappear in Minecraft.

  • What are we doing?

  • Is this just walking around again?

  • Well, we have to update our stuff.

  • We had the farm.

  • Yes.

  • There's nothing wrong with walking around.

  • You know what?

  • You're right.

  • I need you to watch this.

  • To think it's wrong.

  • Your dog is really gonna be very creepily.

  • I don't trust your daughter getting hurt.

  • Getting my you get?

  • Yes.

  • See again My who?

  • I did not bang my who?

  • Oh, you love me.

  • Hey, my dog!

  • Now, my dog!

  • Don't steal my dog.

  • Okay, Great.

  • Now look, we have just this dirty stain right here.

  • I like it.

  • All right.

  • So I I played I fix this house, you know, it's got a little bit.

  • It's got It's a ceiling, but yeah, it's a it's a hat.

  • I've seen ceilings in my time.

  • That's a hat, e I also I also added one floor to the through pure upside that permit.

  • Oh, you call it by its proper title.

  • It's the big brain building the big brain building.

  • People also suggested doing this.

  • So now we have a way of getting in.

  • People are giving make something of mine crops.

  • And then everybody else immediately tells me Oh, my God, How to make it so much easier Yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sat in the corner ce and I didn't like it.

  • Corners.

  • I added the corner so we could walk up in the corners.

  • Yes, I'm using a fishing rod to cut these down.

  • Okay.

  • It's a big brain building.

  • Only big brain tactics allowed.

  • I can even ex African worked debate far.

  • I wait fricking it's gonna get to that point.

  • You have new policies against kids content having a freak anymore.

  • What can you say?

  • People, People clap.

  • Ship, ship, ship, Stop!

  • Are we adding ceiling or are we adding bigger brain?

  • Um what ad?

  • How do you think I eat potato?

  • Uh, yes.

  • What is the next thing to do in the game?

  • I don't uh, get diamond armor?

  • Yeah.

  • Liquid diamond, Nether fortress potions, ocean monuments.

  • This is going to gathering.

  • Fight the weather.

  • Okay, let's go make a sharpness to sword.

  • Yeah, sure.

  • Why not?

  • Okay, okay, Sheriff nous to sweeping edge to looting one.

  • What the heck?

  • I think the best sword I've ever made in the game and I did it on a level one stronger.

  • No.

  • Come on, bro.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Good hurts to go.

  • You want to close?

  • Oh, you saved me.

  • Thank you.

  • Catch it.

  • Oh, you did it, did you?

  • Dad?

  • Oh, Flipper!

  • Flopper!

  • Ah, boo Pee poop.

  • Oh, loopy Doobie egg.

  • Egg egg.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Ready?

  • Yeah.

  • I realize how dumb it looks when you bend your neck back.

  • Eyes that dumb.

  • It's a tactic.

  • Okay?

  • Already acting.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, I did wrong.

  • Say it.

  • Right Click dummy, don't it.

  • Sorry, I was getting message on.

  • What's that?

  • Okay, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Theo.

  • Theo, Be okay.

  • Super extra.

  • Next step Challenge in the middle of the lake.

  • You know, uh, you do it.

  • Not ever done that has never been done before.

  • I know, but this is why we must be the first to do it.

  • no one in Minecraft has ever done this before.

  • Okay?

  • And you do it as well.

  • Go catch it.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, Okay, I'll catch Oh, actually.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Your turn yet?

  • The the catch.

  • Get oh so messed up.

  • I want to catch it with my face.

  • I want to learn to wait.

  • So I actually have an arrow in my face now?

  • No, it's in your arm.

  • Hit.

  • You're on.

  • Dude, you weren't even close.

  • No, if I felt like I was close, not even a little dude.

  • Okay, It's in your wrist.

  • We both memory.

  • Oh, my God.

  • There's a shed.

  • There's a canoe after two gets.

  • And really, you know, I have a chicken.

  • I mean fish.

  • Okay, okay.

  • Give too little shed.

  • What do you what sound you make cat My mama.

  • Mama, I think you should go see the kids following us.

  • No, no.

  • Keep going.

  • Whether it can be Oh, we need to We need to paralyze.

  • Give give too.

  • No.

  • What is it?

  • You know what?

  • I thought they would slow it down.

  • This'd said Oh, don't kill those ones.

  • It was why this happened.

  • Where you like this boners cat?

  • There's both Getsem.

  • Oh, Tokyo drift.

  • Hey, can you go up with boats now?

  • They sink.

  • Ah, lame.

  • You find water here?

  • We've been here.

  • Both sides.

  • Oh, so bad.

  • So sorry.

  • But by that we've been here before.

  • No wonder we're not finding snap.

  • Yeah, Yes.

  • Uh uh uh.

  • You jerking off in that vote?

  • Yes.

  • On No, the Mesa Plateau.

  • I don't want to go back.

  • Man of bad memories.

  • Oh, craft.

  • It's called there that we found that.

  • Good Lord, These dolphins are nuts.

  • Stop!

  • Stop!

  • Why?

  • They know Dolphin.

  • What's going on, guys?

  • Okay.

  • And then we go.

  • This this'll away you Whoa!

  • Don't be, don't it?

  • It's late over there.

  • Is that because we used to be there?

  • Probably.

  • Um why did we have no memory?

  • Why did you crash?

  • There's a whole ocean.

  • I just want to be close to you, bro, for a bro.

  • Close your eyes, bro.

  • What do you see?

  • Broke your face, bro.

  • I'm by the desert breath I want There's no e like this dude with Mesa Plateau again for me.

  • I had, like, TNT to blow up so you could hear me.

  • Oh, I see Desert rcsc it stop Hello?

  • Stop!

  • I have a gift.

  • I have a gift.

  • Also.

  • Stop!

  • I ran out.

  • Identify.

  • Okay, You're saying please accept.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • So kind of you.

  • Look a tip.

  • You accept my gift.

  • Give me food now because I'm really going to help.

  • You have actually killed me, You hear?

  • Book, Shop, Shop, shop!

  • Bookshop.

  • You need more pork chop shop here.

  • Oh, I follow shop show full of bread.

  • True.

  • All right.

  • Where is this Temporary?

  • No, look, here's a Well, I found one.

  • I I don't even know where you are suddenly turned around Chip job every now and ah ah!

  • Why does that work?

  • I don't know.

  • What is your name?

  • Disappear immediately.

  • Go.

  • Uh go away.

  • I c u c c c Oh, yes.

  • He says his damn this maps so crazy.

  • What?

  • Their fault.

  • Epic.

  • Oh, that is a Well, Well, well, well, well, well.

  • You solve the drug problem in the desert suddenly turns it.

  • Okay, Look not there.

  • Well, not not there.

  • So the problem your friend, You're free.

  • What?

  • There somewhere.

  • What?

  • Their sheep is happy.

  • There's lavon.

  • Oh, the heck Jack.

  • Follow me level, bruv.

  • I'm not that stupid.

  • man.

  • Why were you falling level the time?

  • Shut up!

  • The whole panel that packs is people asking me Minecraft questions.

  • It felt because that mind con Yeah, I thought you have very stats.

  • The audience, I gotta say, Yeah, I thought the lab put me on fire, but ho boy.

  • Okay.

  • What do we say if we see a pyramid?

  • Ah, no.

  • That's what cats all right?

  • Yeah, you big one.

  • Wow.

  • Not that's a Well, I told you.

  • Ah, ding dong ding dong!

  • The witch is dead ritual.

  • Which the wicked rich.

  • I don't speak your language like Gundam.

  • Spoken like a true dummy.

  • Dum dm another well, way saw water crisis.

  • But men, What about our Christ?

  • Oh, good for getting delirious in the desert.

  • I'm laughing at your jokes.

  • I don't like even I was surprised.

  • I'm like, all right.

  • Takes huh So hard for so long.

  • Like speaking to a child.

  • That's a real language of the gods.

  • No one has a clue what they're talking about.

  • Ah, damn, I almost one who would.

  • But it's a dumb city.

  • Maybe we can go and sleep, sleep in city and may have murdered Villagers.

  • Question right murder Villagers down for a little murder.

  • A little Viking pilgrimage in the night.

  • Okay, Lenny, Murder didn't hurt anybody.

  • That is a city.

  • I almost want you almost food.

  • Okay, Jack, we got it going to kill their soft potatoes.

  • Okay.

  • See me in the grass.

  • Okay.

  • They'll never see us in the grace perfectly camouflaged way.

  • Have todo What?

  • It's better with the soundtrack.

  • You're right, people.

  • T.

  • Oh, this is good.

  • We need to see they don't yell.

  • Don't yell.

  • A Sorry t did it.

  • It did.

  • Don't get a skeletons, okay?

  • I think they're asleep.

  • Okay, let me go inside.

  • What you had here beside the potatoes, they'll never see me.

  • I blend right?

  • Hey, than they had in the container.

  • Going said, Oh, that's good.

  • That's good.

  • We need it.

  • If if you if anything happens, yell ca caw.

  • Ah, something hurt to me.

  • What is it?

  • I don't know.

  • It hurt out.

  • I'm starving.

  • I'm starting.

  • Jack.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Starvation.

  • Sh hungry.

  • I my belly.

  • I heard you.

  • Okay.

  • Uh uh.

  • Through those epically close, okay.

  • Never suspected.

  • Uh, like, it's like a mother wants is nobody.

  • Uh, you want way the door and He just went straight by me.

  • It was terrifying.

  • Okay, wait.

  • I have I have a really good sword.

  • I'm again.

  • I found sleep.

  • Okay, I got it.

  • I got it.

  • You sleep?

  • I found stuffed potatoes.

  • Okay, tactical sleep.

  • Let's take their bell.

  • Bell way.

  • Don't have a belt at home yet.

  • Yeah, pathetic.

  • Wrong with us.

  • They have nothing.

  • Your socks.

  • I say we kill them all.

  • Okay, let's burn.

  • I don't have any ways of burning.

  • I've gunpowder.

  • I killed a kid.

  • But what are you killed?

  • That works.

  • We sent way.

  • Send message to send the message with No one else cares in the town.

  • Yes, we're real Viking.

  • Leo.

  • Frank, By the way, this is your CNN.

  • Everyone's feeling shows the temple.

  • Where is the temple?

  • Yeah, you're hiding Holy Temple from us.

  • We know that they don't even drop anything except grief except agree.

  • Okay.

  • Not hit stone, man.

  • Okay.

  • No.

  • Oh, gods.

  • He's freaking out on my screen.

  • You told Theo joking.

  • Oh, you sleep.

  • Oh, your slips.

  • They think God!

  • Yay!

  • Hey, slips it.

  • I sleep.

  • Sleep, Okay.

  • All right.

  • You ready to run in 32?

  • Hey, Stoneman.

  • More like bone big man.

  • Oh, I see.

  • 0 11 7 again.

  • Okay.

  • Was that Oh, sorry.

  • Sorry, sorry.

  • Excuse me.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, Potential wahoo potential.

  • Whoa!

  • Wow!

  • Who question?

  • Mark way.

  • You didn't even see it.

  • You're just I'm so slow.

  • I'm hungry.

  • Starvation.

  • Thank angry.

  • Diagnose your about to crest the ridge, bro.

  • Come up onto the top of that ridge.

  • Broke Who?

  • Wow, I'm so hungry.

  • Who have ever so hungry, huh?

  • Wow.

  • I'll explore without you're broke.

  • Dude, you would do exactly that if I was surfing.

  • How dare you spare my name!

  • Okay, so you jumped down in middle, right?

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Scared the blip.

  • Flop out of duty together.

  • Beautiful.

  • Oh, man.

  • Sorry, Brody.

  • Okay, get rid of clit apple.

  • I can eat it.

  • I think so much string.

  • Who say so?

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • I fancy go find Frost Walker.

  • I would get rid of tree saplings.

  • I don't care.

  • Uh, gold.

  • Okay, we'd see.

  • I don't care.

  • Golden apple.

  • I care.

  • Mmm.

  • Okay.

  • A lot of this is poopy people.

  • Well, well, I'm ahead.

  • Out.

  • Play.

  • Plop, plop, plop are starvation.

  • How are you starving all the time?

  • I'm hungry, boy.

  • Give me I don't have anything.

  • Cookie, Cookie, Cookie Cooking all the food d We are so big brain Come join us in my craft thing That cookie cookie song you cookie We could lead to a rapidly and make you know you tiki tents around the furnace g Every episode is a new rhyming scheme GTO my ground.

  • Take your rabbits vessel for us to act like complete idiots and nothing else T the little booth the sound if we find Jungle Temple Um, we need to say give me a a younger temple.

  • Not younger, but the desert temple, that's what Ho, You idiot!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Dingus!

  • You absolute tingly Ding dong.

  • Okay, Wallace brain I ever seen work a man.

  • What a life threatening situation.

  • And you mix of wing young and which there's a witch here.

  • Steer.

  • Come to me.

  • You've already went in without me.

  • Yeah, Dude, I have a gift for you.

  • Check this bruh.

  • Okay.

  • Say the lorry needed is that all we get is a Villager.

  • How do you not see that?

  • Hey, can you have freaky Oh, you need materials, brother.

  • We'll always Oh, no, no, no.

  • I grade the temple without your bro.

  • Dude, I left you two good things.

  • Don't be upset E in your spaghetti.

  • Okay.

  • I like that one.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm gonna die.

  • No, A man Where you got it Back in the other village.

  • Wait, Where you going?

  • No, no, no.

  • They're mad at me because I killed him.

  • Oh, okay.

  • No one kill me this time.

  • I'm a nice boy.

  • There's a lot of creepers here.

  • I don't want to die.

  • Okay?

  • I got all my stuff.

  • Time to head out.

  • I'm a head out.

  • I do that to you.

  • Say something and they like, I have to reference it.

  • Yeah, I need I need a name.

  • But can you can you sleep anywhere better?

  • Have that.

  • You want a sip?

  • See, I can't want to sleep.

  • Sleep.

  • All right, but this bed is occupied.

  • Park it fighters.

  • It's war.

  • Yes, but I'm not gonna edit that out.

  • Dude, Everyone's gonna know.

  • Oh, God.

  • Hey, I have a bed free, Okay?

  • It's green.

  • Like me.

  • Okay, well, we can't.

  • Okay.

  • Get him.

  • Get him.

  • Iron Man killed by host.

  • If you guys were bookie cookie than tune in next time to see us get our epic horses.

  • Whoa!

  • Really?

  • You notice for 12 years the best you can come up with his Wahoo?

  • No, you need to say like epically.

  • I'm gonna stick with it.

have you told your dog to behave?

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