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  • Have you seen the baby?!

  • No, I think he got outside!

  • [zziiiippp]

  • [deep voice] You fool...

  • N...no...n...let me...NOOOOO

  • I am depressed.

  • This does NOT help.

  • [off screen] Hey Buddy! Look over here!

  • [sizzling]

  • Haha! Now you're blind!

  • What's going on, guys?

  • Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks.

  • [Neck cracks] What are you talking about?

  • -Larry! -What?

  • Larry! [Neck cracks]

  • Hey, cool hat!

  • [squish]

  • No, Suzie! Don't walk in the road!

  • Look, mom! I made it!

  • [thud]

  • I am a stegosaurus!

  • [gentle tinkling music plays]

  • Happy Birthday!

  • AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

  • [pop]

  • It's a boy!

  • Hey, Billy! Catch the frisbee!

  • [slice]

  • [thud]

  • B...Billy?

  • Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.

  • Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore...

  • Save me, SuperGuy!

  • No.

  • You're a diiiiiiick

  • Hey, apple! Apple!

  • Apple! Hey, apple!

  • Well, we failed.

  • Don't look, honey.

  • Hello, Mine turtle!

  • Hello!

  • [song]: He's a magical pony, flying through the sky...

  • I LOVE IT.

  • Hey. You know who's gay?

  • Us!

  • Hey. You can buy some asdfmovie t-shirts at SharkRobot.com

  • I wanna buy a boat.

  • OH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

Have you seen the baby?!

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