oh....okay

Well, it's been so long

since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it.

No, although now that's what I'm thinking.

Alright...so what were you thinking?

Well, I was thinking...... that you gave the guy such a great haircut so I thought maybe

you like to do mine.

-Ohhhh .....no... -Why not

Because I'm just... I'm incredibly anal and

unbelievable control freak. -No, you are not.... -I know I'm not

but you are....I was trying to spare your feelings...