He's grumpybecausehehas a raremedicalconditionthatmakeshimawareofhisownexistence.
Jay's familyisnotoriouslyawfultohim, butatleastheis a faithfuldoginhiscorner, givenhisintimidatingsizeandnamefeaturingLudacris.
Maybefearsome, butthisdogisallbarkandnobite.
Actually, hedoesn't justbark.
Thispitbullcantalktomewheneverhepopsup.
FeaturingLudacrisisusuallyrestrictedto a linertoyethisonelinersairalwayssurreallyhystericalandkindofsad.
Oh, neverbethin.
Whereasmostdogshaven't a careintheworldfeaturingLudacrisisawareofhisexistence, meaninghecanfeelinsecureabouthisweightandafraidthathe'llneverfindhappinessanywhere.
I'm afraidthatif I can't behappyherethanperhaps I'm theproblem.
Whatmakesthisallthemorehilarious?
Lasttragicisthatseeminglynobodyunderstandshimunlessthey'reon a drugtrip.
Fromthere, J seekscomfortin a seriesofrebounds, includinghisbathmat, a motelpillownamedSuzetteand a couchcushionnamedBrad, thelatterofwhomleaveshimquestioninghissexuality.
Let's justassumeifthereis a pieceoffurnitureinthehouse, J hasstuffedsomebagsofsoupinit.
OverthecourseofSeasonthree, theformer P E teachergoesthrough a revolvingdoorofnewjobs, noneofwhichhe's qualifiedfor.
Whatareyoudoinghere?
Oh, I'm coachparttimecatering, Steve.
Nowgiveme a newjob.
Averyepisode.
He's firstseenas a Walgreensgreetingclerk, wherehefallsinlovewithValentine's merchandise.
Fromthere, Stevelandsbriefgigsis a storemannequin, a catererand a liftdriver.
I'm coachliftdrive.
A cautionarytale.
TheKnicksSteveNowcoachStevefinallyscores a winwhenhe's welcomedbackas a gymteacher, eventhoughhecouldhaveacceptedanotherjobattheschoolfor a lotmoremoney.