And I wanna tell you a story that happened to me a longa time ago.

One day I'm gonna to Malta to bigga hotel.

In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast.

I tell the waitress:

"I wanna 2 pisses of toast!"

She brings me only one piss.

I tell her: "I wanna to piss!".

She says: "Go to the toilet!".

I say"You don't understand! I want to piss on my plate!".

She says "You better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch!".

I don't even know the lady And she calls me a son of a bitch.

Later, I go to eat at a bigga restaurant.

The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife, but no fork!

I tell her "I wanna the fuck!"

She says me "Everybody wanna fuck!"

I tell her: "You dont understand! I wanna to fuck on the table!"

She say "You better not fuck on the table You son of a bitch!"

So. I Go back to my room in a Hotel!

And there is no sheets on the bed.

Call the manager.

I tell him "I wanna shit!"

He tells me: "Go to the toilet!"

I say: "You don't understand!"

"I wanna shit on a bed!"

He says "You better not shit on my bed You son of you bitch!"

I go to the check out and the man in the desk says:

"Peace on you!"

I said: "Piss on you too you son of a bitch!"

i'm going back to Italia! Arrivederci!

Coming soon...

The French Man Who Went To Malta

Le fork. Le fork.

Je t'ai dit qui Je voudrait une merde de fork!

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