Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Oh, good morning, gamers. Come here. Don't move! Don't move. Don't move. Do not jump at me. You do not jump back to me. I will do. That's right. We're back with this view now. That's right. We're back with this view. You guys complain enough. I listen, that's how this works. Can you? What's happening? Oh, damn! Damn girl. Damn! Go! Dude, I bet you could download head, baby. Hey, baby. How are you? He queen going, Queen? Yeah, girl, I love you. Come on, Give me another one. Give me another one, you whore! Catch! Take it. I know. I don't want Come on. Hey, shit! Out another one. Hey! Hey, go. But I'm getting rid of all of them. I don't care. That's a good one. Dumb body once told me the world it's gonna tickle ee. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Come on, baby. That's right. Shame. Shame on you. You better not do this for any other guy that comes in. All right? If Jack said the guy comes in and ask, what do you do? You say no, You're my girl. No one else ain't nobody else. Okay? I'm sorry. All right. Let's keep going? I'm ready to go down. Yeah. Ready to go down and see what happened? Get up. Get out of my way out. So people have been commenting that I haven't been putting in my backpack like it's a backpack. But the instructions said clearly that I put it behind my head. So I think I was right. Where was I got there? Still there? Still? Really? Oh, my God. So many dude, They must be keeps spawning. All right, we go up. That's right. We go up. That's how you open doors and sweet land. Oh, he got taken one by AJ Boat. Tooth stones in one rock. Why did I do that? Why'd I do that? I'm an idiot. Oh, nasty. That was name. Okay, So where do I go? They must be here. Oh, I see. I see I've done this before. It's gotta be really careful. Ah, yes, of course. I We I don't have to do that, but I like doing this. You understand? My secret need there. Hey, don't Don't do it. That's precious to me. Are you gonna blow? It's gonna blow. No, Damn it. I was already was gonna blow. You got night can block Jesus. I was faster than I thought, all right? I'm not sure entirely like where I'm supposed to go. That's all right. I got people. Hell, I gotta find shield blocking your pop. Figure out how to shut it down in here, Gamers. Oh, so that's why we have to follow this. So I found the solution before I found the error. That's how you know you're a real gamer. I said, you know, it's really done that. So you know you do it. I have a feeling I have to go down to them. That's that's my gamer. Intuition speaking, right? Bish, I returned for the 5/100 time. Another one? Another one that's finished. Don't follow me. I'm Swedish. You can't follow, huh? Dumb? Sit down. Oh, God! What happened to your face, dude? Huh? Be quiet. What is this? Okay, I'll grab that later. I don't need it now, Alex. It's your lucky day. That combine with John Bontecou. You should never leave them in the he's north Didn't even need to get your genetic code. No. Can you be quiet? Can you be quiet? Can you be quiet? No one likes you because you're Harry, and I'm not going to see the other thing. Oh, cool. Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. Nailed it. Are you serious? Oh, my God. Is this gun? Oh, my God. Yes. So I put that in the pee pee. There's a shoot. Now this is shoot. Let's try. Hey, sit still, sister. That bed. That that. All right, It works. Okay. All right. Stop crying. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Can you be quiet? Be quiet in there. Uh, this is a tricky one, Guys. I'm gonna get to you. Don't worry. Don't panic. It's old. Oh, there's two of them now. Yeah. You see how fast I saw that high five? Nice. All right. Come on, come into me. Uh, sit down. Sit down. That's what I'm talking about. No one messes with me. Nobody Mine. Mine. My dude, I'm good at this game. Now look how fast I do this. This would take me years before. All right? What do I need? I need something here. Probably. Okay. Oh, yeah. I've done a couple of weeks before the Sewell Spooky. Don't be scared, Alex. Onley scared. People get scared them. Damn that sexy Look at that God damn girl! Oh, uh, someone here. Hey, more stuff. They're very generous in this place. How's my health? Do kids drugs? I mean, don't Oh, my God. There's so many. Oh, that's it. That's all I do That's so cool. If only had a grenade. Oh, you wanna play? You wanna paint? You wanna pay? Here, Catch it, Catch it, Come to me. Dumb body. So dumb. But they're a freaking dummy. You also freaking them in. And you're so stinky, stinky, stupid. It's got to make sure bring it Flipper depth and tipping. What's happening here? What am I touching? What the hell am I touching? Sit that flipping. Sit. Cool. I like that. All right, let me just climb. Yeah, That's how you climb ladders in Sweden. They teach us that in ladder climbing school. Sit that Flippant? Yeah, don't. I tried to warn him. I need to reload. I think not. Thought I think not. I think not. I said no. Not in front of my God. James Smith. How are you, baby? How you doing, girl? You're right. Yeah, Another one. Come on. I know you have more I know you have more. Another one? Yeah. Bitch. Who wants some? Huh? Are you watching this? Are you watching this six? Squish him down. Oh, I don't think so. I think the answer is no. Yes, sir. All right. Where was the force field was one floor above. But I am on the top floor, huh, Honey? Uh oh. I get it. Jason, what's wrong with you? Knighted? If you guys could stop back to knock it off, that'd be great. All right, here we go. Yeah, yeah. This is fun. I like what is happening. I like this. Who would've thought climbing lighters were so fun? When you don't weigh anything, fat people be like, brah. Dude, that's a lot of them. They don't make sense. Why? They gave me so many goddamn ammo now. Oh, no, it's okay. I don't need health. Okay. How about this? Rock Paper? Scissors. Okay, Rock, Paper. Scissors. Ok, you won that one. Rock, paper, scissors. I won't. Oh, I thought I pressed. This is a big mistake on my part. I totally messed that one up. You would understand if it was me. Uh huh. Yeah, yeah. Awards combined. Bo, give me both. Whoa! That's a thick one. Damn that stick. Oh, my God! That's awesome! Damn, that's a lot of puzzles here to it at the same time. You can't do that. Okay? No, that it It's just a monster. Okay, make quick work of that. Thank you. Dude, We got a lot. I'm a We got a big battle coming up. You know it. No. Let's make sure we're reload. Everything for I'm ready. Anything you got? I'm ready. I'm not scared at all. What is this? Your battery? I know to find those. But my touching What am I touching? Where am I? Oh, my God. I'm so out of frame. Dude. Should've barrels. Shut up! How'm I got Maur? Are you serious? All right, Speed! Run! Speed! Run! Speed! Run! Speed! Run! Yeah! Give me more! Give me more! Give it to me. One mag. What do you pour? Uh, what do you live? Poor town, where poor people are in towns together. All right, What? We're looking at what we're looking at. OK, so clearly What? Is there something behind you guys? Because I can't quite a show credit show this means Do not throw. Got it. Yeah. Hey. God. I hate them. They think. Okay, stinky flip down. All right. Ready for Spiderman? Jump. What's good, huh? Who do you work for? Put your work, boy. Who said that? Are you here? I'm afraid I'm nothing. Nothing? What's good? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Is that all you got? It's a head. Yeah, you can run, but you can't tied. Yeah, Yeah. Oh! Oh, He's good. He's good. Yeah. Put you in. Oh, yeah, There is electricity. Oh, look at these. Yeah, did register very good at one shot. He left. But I need to make sure I'm good. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm talking to you. I know. Bucket head phones went out. Look, where is it? What's his weak spot? You couldn't if you were a thing. That's right. That it You can't hide from Swedish? No, neither. You look about wissen so they don't come back again. Yeah, yeah, way Got? Yeah, working on it. You like? Okay, this is not a party catch. Body once told me that. Well, it's gonna running on things I've been doing. Shit. Um, my mother again. Nice dude. It's It's It's sounding like strangling of a totes again. I don't know why I keep hearing it. It's just a repeating sound. I don't like it either. Oh, it's you. You are the toad. Uh, do anything with this. Okay, I think that was good. That was skin. All right, So we followed the other wire. Yes, yes. No one catch. So dumb. Uh huh. Okay. I'm not addicted. All right, there just minerals, I swear. Minerals. That's where it starts. Having directing from me, huh? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Who did it? No. No. Oh, don't that sound that sound? That Not the sounded good fish. I know it account. Oh, really? You think I have no memory? Because you're absolutely right. Okay, so I got you. I got you. Let's check in here. Hey, we came back to where we were before, but what? I need another battery. That means we're missing something. Um, battery. Dude, that's a Well, it doesn't work, OK? Could it be in here, huh? Could it be in here? It's good being here. Yeah, Yeah. Give me. I made it in. It didn't even hurt. Fucking headphones. Whoever designed headphones I know they're my own headphones. OK, guys, I know they were my own headphones, and I know they're wireless, Okay? But the fucking things just annoys me. You know, the celebrities singing. Imagine there's no heaven. Imagine there's no headphones. Think about that music transmitted into our ears. Maybe there's one of these things. I can grab it and then just run. All right? That's it doesn't work. Let's check upstairs. If I miss something obvious. Fucking barrister. Uh, so maybe this opens. Oh, I got it. Okay. Big brain, big brain system in Maine. Yeah, you can open now. Is that the blue one? And I need the red one. I need the blue one. Uh oh. Oh, 00 Oh! Whoa! Where can I see it? Did I walk all the way around? Yes, I did. Because big brain. All right, what's good? Girl was good. Damn these There's a thick as boxes there. Nice place, mother. Blah blah. All right. You ready? I haven't been there in years. That's male. Remember a symphony, Madam, You did my ex wife. Okay, We made it. All right. I'm don't have that, but that's fine. Open. Are you there are you nearby? Well, you must be so scared. Don't worry. Felix is here. I feel it's gonna take care of you. I got three of them. Yeah, easy as the mashed potatoes. Uh oh, no. You must be so scared. Oh, my God. Hey, don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Hey, that's right, I'm here. Come here. You're dead. That's right. I'm your new dad. I'm not gonna put two in there. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do it. That's what messed up people do. I bet a ton of other people that play this game I just want you tissue for health. But you're so beautiful. No. Are you alive? So sorry. My finger slipped. You okay? Oh, my God. Stop trying, Subject. Stop crying. All right, You're going, then? I'm not gonna touch it, though. You stay there. It's just so you stay there. All right, All right. Those cables off. Snaps a mother flipping cables. My dude. Damn, That's a large like Oh, it's over here. I think it did something. Okay, So how do I keep it up with Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. These things happens old the time. They're used to it. I'm gonna be fast here. Just for the Seeker. Cool. Yes, I did. I did that. You ain't got no power. What? Mother flopper. Hey, so go ahead. So go ahead. So go there. Uh, what do you say? Go inside in the activity, Okay. Ooh. Damn Good. Great. Before God. Hello? You not too close. We have been trapped. How long have your freedom? It's a free man. Your friend sent me the Alex back. Our friend? What are they doing to you? Here? What they do to us all? Why would they bring the damn that ass? What's he going to be careful. All right. You want some underpants or something? Imagine when When aliens comes to Earth and we just depicts Emma's naked and maybe like Brah, Holland's civilized. Do you think we are? You know what I mean? What do you think? Are you done? Drain from us. The power they used to protect their weapon bone, you know. Okay, I can't Really I can't Really. We have to stop them from killing. Your friends of Oregon will expect ourselves and exact our own. You. Let's go to the weapon. I can't get into the vault. If the substations are still online, do not worry. They will not be. We will not allow it. Clear. Okay. I like that elevated time. There is just between us. Um, sure. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. Trust in that water Got shut down. E. Trust him going anywhere. Will be standing there with no vote to break it to surrounded by combine. Trusting him are only men here? Mrs. Game, when it was quiet Course, right. We made it a lot of stuff. Hey, look at that. So Oh, yeah. You put these here. So generous. Nice car broke. So where do I go now, huh? No. Whoa! What? Oh, no. My mom warned me of this. It stop. I am Swedish and I have no friends, I swear. Completely pathetic. You found for the oldest trick in the book. Mother with a gun. Don't hurt. I'm out of ammo. They keep pulling for it. Keep falling for it sometime. Ah, Anyone else want some? Oh, they do no anything. Stop it. Catch it. You don't, Mace. Catch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To throw on to throw on. Yeah, right. Anyone else wants some Bona petite someone wants some sloppy Durfee, huh? You want some Slappy Fork in Derby? Hey, what's in there? What's in there? Love? Huh? Huh? Tch! My child, You have come back. I love you. I fucking love you. I always love you. Sling me singing. Don't worry. Don't worry. I keep you safe. Yes. I found all your all your relatives, all your siblings. Yeah, they're all safe. If you just come with me. If you just come with me and shampoo where you go? What the hell did he go? They just hold up one second. Oh, this is an upgrade station. Finally. Jesus Christ. And his power, isn't it? Uh huh. Okay, coming from coming from coming from. All right, so we know council reaction. Whoa! What? I don't think I was supposed to happen. It's right out through this one is tricky. There we go. Finally I can upgrade. It has been years. Oh, my God. More. Are you serious? You got it. I got two continues side Aziz work refract. Got it. I see it. There we go. Just open. Just open place, please. I did not need three puzzles for that. Okay, so what if we put this in laser sign. Ah. Oh, Notice how I had 69 resting, by the way. Yeah. Gimme that. Gimme, Gimme lace. Oh, it's smoking pretty good. Let's stop it. In Soviet Russia is our gun. Do you need anything for this now? Shotgun might be good. What? Shock ending? Auto loader. Double shot. Who at 34 Laser, please. Okay. I hope I made the right choices here. Where are my Children now? The arm. Oh, my God. It fits in there. That's hilarious. Okay, cool. We're done here. Is that right, bitch? I'll keep you there, right? Don't worry. You're safe. You're safe with me. We got a frickin laser sight, dude. Oh, my God. This makes the game so much easier. I can aim. That's my Watson who keeps writing May stop it quivering this stuff in. Damn, that looks cool. Well, it's a more fighting, isn't it? Go bleach. You got this? I believe in you. Bleach would never fail me. Surprise, motherfucker. Surprise! Eat as mother. I got it down here. Do something with E. That's not Yes! Shit. Fuck off, Doc! God damn it. Huh? Am I right? Bleach Fucking motherfucker. Yeah, that's right. fine. Let's check in the fridge. Bleach. Don't fucking swear, you little bitch. All right, I'm not gonna raise some sort of swearing Son of a running a bit low on ammo, but that's fine. It's a mobile shop. Shut up. Shut up. All right, you check if it's safe. I'll come back for you later, all right? We got in a society without laces. Hats. We got late. Sweet. I got let go. That's a trap. It's a trap. Yeah, just toilet paper. Find? Yeah, I promised him. I promised him I wouldn't hurt him. And deep. I never breaks a promise. Britta Pie never breaks a promise. Um, you try that for me. Do that. Finally, Something soft. Oh, I see you. I see you. Hello? Hello? Anybody home? It's clear. But Jakes us What? Do a hair brush check if it's safe. Okay. Is it safe? Where's my fucking laser sight? You lie to me. Go Stop that shit. Yeah, three left. Dumb ass bitch. Tyler, you're in This place is like fucking socks there by Better off without it. Are you saying my name? Yeah, it's not good. Say my name, bitch. Same. A motherfucking name No. What's cooking? Good looking. Are you kidding me? So for good. That's what I'm talking about. Just want to talk about you boys. Better not sneak up on me now. You can never be too safe. Damn that ass girl. You're making a lot of noise. Uh huh. Trace. What do you have on you? Yeah. Can I come in? What's this? What's this, huh? Okay. Bitch. I thought he had a chains shot. He thought he had a chance. Bitch. Sit down. Sit the fuck there. Go back to junk. Uh, that came out racist. I mean, he looks like a jungle monster. That's what I meant. John. Go, monster. Oh, my God. I'm getting in trouble for everything. But is there anything back here? Keep paying the beeping a something. Oh, could it be? Could we be talking? Alex? No. What's that? Spinning? Stopping? Can I turn up the lights for France? Course Alo. How do we deal with this? Can I jump over it? Why should I throw something in front of it? I don't really have anything. Perfect. You're okay. This is a mother flipping work. Anthony, I heard something. Yes. Calculator. I found you it doesn't even work. What did you make that sound? Finally. Thank you. I'm not the strayed. I'm not afraid of no son. Way of getting there. My wife, right? Honestly, picture of survival about you could fix that for you. Russell, put Dad on. I don't like the sound of the bucks. We just took down a substation. Dad, you were like a father to me. That weapon's ago. We need to get it tonight. We will. U e I do things. I'm gonna need a PR. Yep, It's right over there. Okay. Green snow, you names still get to work on the data. What a nag, you nasty bitch. You're nasty. Gaffe, Nestea. All right, Ready, Superman? Jump reading path. Haven't heard it. I haven't heard that name in years. Haven't smashed like subscribed on that bitch in years. Well, arms race. Okay. Sounds like a nice time, Madam. Baka Madam. Taka, You want sump model? Fuck another one. I just had one. All right. What the? Yeah, yeah, All right. I never use this side, but I put something on it. Cool. I can't do anything. Great. Jake, Stop! Glad we did. Then at least give me something right? Isn't that right? Buck in? We're doing a blind. Let's play now, gamers. Surprise! I've never said Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. Why were you considering it? Yeah, I get it. I'm supposed to push these down right now. I'm so let's use that. I like that a little. All right, so this is a puzzle. I believe I can use my brain to solve these. Uh, what about my mama? Hey, Bucket. You made it back. You guys have beans. That's not bear. Fine, Alex, He's working away. Thanks. Oh, he is missing a leg. He's missing a leg before, right? So crane, soak, relish. I know I'm more cringe, but, dude, I'm not a writer. At least I don't need a comic relief in halfway and on me. My controlling this, um I actually controlling this. That's a bit high, isn't it? Maybe I can control it inside it. That's definitely something in here. You think you can hide from beauty pie? The master of secrets, huh? The Master off secrets, kid. The master of secrets. You can't have nothing from me. Nothing. Nothing is that it? Enjoy. Pretty cool it rain. So he went. What am I doing here? What am I doing here in life? Huh? What's the point of life? Gamers, help me with this one. Whoa, whoa! Alec, are you seeing that? You're so pretty? 67 I love how they did the smart and the sun set. Sunrise. What? English Fucking I have to go back because I thought for sure I have to go to the crane thing. Them also talked it. Oh, Mr Salt. Gamers. Mystery solved. Oh, we're back. We are back. My by how? Come on. Don't be shy. Come on. You know you love me. You know you love him. You know you can shut my pee pee, not be there. He wants him. You have to control that later. Maybe. Well, that remains to be seen. Screwed may sell. Finally Seri be in service. My favorite boxer, don't you? Why? You look like General Kenobi? I mean, I'm general. Something you wanna go? Not his time. Not it's time to shine. What am I supposed to do? I don't like this. Why did he stop? Hello. It's safe. Cool. It's safe. Where did you go? I'm actually scared of this guy. Shut, huh? okay? Yeah. Minutes. Then I give up, I give up. Okay. Okay. Look at this. Look at this. Who? Bitch looked Bishop looked. Hi. You like looking, huh? Like looking book. Fuck buy pants saying that on the way. But hey, I see you. You're seeing what they're doing with it here. If this weapon is so powerful, why she locked up in a dump, trying to find a way to ship it off Back to the home or some other planet? Why not use it here? They already won this war. You guys are next. I don't like you very much. I shoot you, I shoot you, shoot you, shoot you, shoot you a shoot to shoot the shit. Yeah. Tape, huh? Who? My love Malabo gang. Both gangs. Bag fish. I was so scared that I lost you forever. But nothing can stop Love boot. You understand? That's nothing. We will forever be net. What can't be? You're a faker. I'll let you live only because you look so goddamn beautiful. What happened here, huh? I've been here, huh? Does anyone answer me what happened here? You know I will do it. But your nest you would like it next. The son of a bitch would lack it. It would lack it. Oh, I don't think I don't see you up there. That's three Something here. Come on. Seriously. Call it that for barrels for some fucking barrels. Uh huh. One second, guys. One second, guys. Yeah, I go there, Go there. Don't mind says they don't seem anymore. Mother fucker Way. Do it in Sweden. Mother hat. Mark a plier. We're good. More? Yeah, you're right. You are very important. Okay. Come on. Marketplace. I love you. Sit. Sit. I see you. I see you up there, my love. Where to go Market play. No, no. Where he go? Life's not fair. Life is fair market plier. He is my mark and Man se, but Sam's dead. Hey, hey, We're your friends. We can be friends. We could be friends, I swear in death by the bugger. Good running, Felix. That was a good market play impression. Yeah, that's how he talks. I see you up there, mother. Oh, okay. So where are we, Mark? A plier e a lose focus. Loose fingers. You hear that? Pay attention. I'm back where I started. I knew that. Shut up. Mark a plane. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I know what this doing. I know what I'm doing. I know. What? Where am I going? Uh, who am I kidding? Main. Don't remove that. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, that's it, dude, I can use the mark. Apply it to remove that market player. You can't do this to me. You can't do this to me. Market Player! Marquee player! Stop it. I got it. I got it. I saw the puzzle. I saw the puzzle. I need the barrel I need about today. We work together. Today we complete apostles together P D pie and barrel collaboration. In a 1,000,000 years, no one would have thought of it. But today it happened. Surprise. You, you came. What the fuck did you come from? Hey, you dropped something. Clips? Never in a 1,000,000 years, would they think All right, guys, I know this is waste of ammo, but like, watch me hit those bottles. And after a spin shot, all right, Because everyone keeps saying I'm bad. Aiming. Watch this. All right. Through my legs. Fucking It falls off my head. I can't do it. Okay? while fricking All right. I can't do it. What? Frickin whatever. That's a guy thing, all right. This women before guys can't do two things at once. Everyone knows this cheeks us, Baines, till you did. Oh, dance till your dad. Don't don't, don't. Hey. Hey. I see you. This is the most bad assed way to do it. Where is bleach? What? You're where do I go now? Up, up, up, up, up, up. Come on, up, up. Where we go Now let's get there. You can skip. The police are out there. I go there. Okay, my way. Get him away. Get him away. Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. No orders. Say your last prayer block. Yeah. Hello? Are you friendly? I'd say yes. I say yes. This I'm the guy with the hat marketplace. You're back. Ah, yeah. Um uh You look a little different for you, Chubby marketplace. I like that. I like a man with a little meat on his bones. You know, I'm saying marketplace. Oh, damn it. All right, I'll toss you up. Why?
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