>>Martyn: It’s deep underground, past the bedrock, but don’t dig straight down,

You’ll regret that, but now you feel brave, equipped with your spade, to roam in these caves

[Whistles]

Not looking for gold, this stuff’s purple, or so I’ve been told, by some people,

I’ll find a few bricks, where the two of these mix, with a couple of clicks,

I’ll be swinging my pick!

This is all the prep that I go through, even if my tools are just make do,

Moving to the nether, I’m moving to the Nether,

I’m moving tooooo the nether

10 blocks is the magical total, as that’s enough to build up my portal,

Moving to the Nether, I’m moving to the Nether,

I’m moving tooooo the Nether

>>Lewis: Welcome to hell, weathers great here so pull up a chair, have a cold beer,

You can live by the sea, so happy you’ll be with your cobblestone tree

[Whistles]

Oh! The neighbours aren’t bright, they’re delicious we eat bacon all night, its nutritious,

Hear all of them squeal, from damage I deal there’s plenty to steal

>>Martyn: Hack and slash! Golden Nuggets! I’m rich!

>>Martyn & Lewis: Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight? Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright

Down here in the Nether, we love it in the Nether,

You’ll love it innnn the Nether!

Don’t expect to see any creepers, that’s one of my favourite features,

Down here in the Nether, we love it in the Nether, you’ll love it innnn the Nether!

>>Simon: You gotta know, you have to fight, learn to play there’s mobs but it’s not night,

A wooden sword won’t do it, they're gonna blast right through it,

You've got a potion - use it!

So watch your back, I won't warn you twice - fight the ghasts, oooohhh, make you cry,

They shoot the ground around you, making holes to fall though,

You know you're probably going to - oh oh oh OHHHH 0:02:45. >>Martyn: In the lava again!

>>Martyn & Lewis: Feels like hell the things I’ve just been though,

Won’t believe a word when I tell you,

you know what screw the Nether, You know what screw the Nether,

You know what screw the Nether!

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too! Think I’d better come and re-join you,

You know what screw the Nether, you know what screw the Nether,

You know what screw the Nether.

>>Lewis: That’s it! I’m sick of this place, its sucks, it’s too hot, It never rains!

I’m sweaty, all my clothes are all dirty and filthy and on fire! I’m absolutely sick of this place!

Ohh, I miss nature, all the pigs and cows, and all that and sheep and stuff.

I didn’t think I’d miss it but I do! OH MY GOD!

How sad! I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again

Bye! [Laughs]