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  • Hey I'm Jake and I don't want to get too emotional right of the bat but you keep me

  • grounded. In fact you're my rock-paper-scissors-game.com.

  • But life isn't all just fun and games sometimes life is filled with DONGs.

  • Things that you can do online now guys.

  • Answer your long unanswered questions with the differencebetween.net which covers a wide

  • range of topics.

  • Here you can find out what separates two things from each other.

  • Some of the subjects contrast more than others such as Urban and Rural.

  • Or topics like the difference between a porcupine and a hedgehog can be even more enlightening

  • to those of you who aren't zoologists.

  • Both spikey critters have these quills but hedgehogs curl up in a ball and use them to

  • act as armor while porcupines actually release them into their predators to harm them.

  • Wow that is fricking dyno.

  • Sorry I just went back to the 80s with this retro wave type generator.

  • Pick a background, text style, and three mega diesel words.

  • Like really awesome DONGs to turn your words into...Dag Spanky that's so cool!

  • This is literally what the script says.

  • I guess this is what people spoke like in the 80's.

  • I don't know because I'm born in 2001.

  • Space Odyssey.

  • Okay back to this decade.

  • Wait but why.com.

  • This tool puts a lot of things in perspective for us.

  • It starts off small.

  • Right here we can see what our last 24 hours looked like when compared to an entire week

  • and then a week to a year.

  • It doesn't stop here.

  • Scroll down to see what that looks like in contrast to the history of the United States

  • where you can actually see certain events that took place like the Gettysburg Address.

  • It gets larger and larger, giving you an idea of how short a time we've been around.

  • But I don't see anywhere on this site that shows the amount of time I've spent on netflix.

  • Good thing for tiii.me where we can type in a show of our choice to see just how many

  • hours or days we'll need to block out to finish it.

  • Huh I need 6 hours and 40 minutes.

  • I thought eleven.

  • I better go get started watching that.

  • And as always, thanks for watching.

  • Oh you're still here?

  • Well that's fine.

  • Here's some more DONGs.

  • Let's continue with Domino.roilipman.com.

  • The site where you can virtually play with dominoes.

  • Right click to set up the dominoes into whatever formation you want and then right click to

  • throw them all over the place.

  • There's even a gallery so you can see what other people have made.

  • And now that that's taken off so will your plane on

  • Paperplanes.world.

  • This DONG was actually submitted here in the comments section and you can digitally throw

  • a paper airplane to anyone from anywhere in the world.

  • Tap to add your location stamp, fold the corners, and then throw it but don't let go because

  • your phone will break and that's not good for DONGs.

  • DONGs need phones.

  • Phones need DONGs?

  • DONG phone.

  • You can do the same movement when you see the net on screen to catch one.

  • Once you do, expand it to see where it has been.

  • And for another international experience use a world of oil.

  • You can learn about the oil industry all around the world and across time.

  • Choose a year from the timeline at the bottom of the screen and then a country on the left

  • hand side.

  • You can show the largest exporters or importers for a given year and then get more detail

  • by clicking the actual country.

  • For example, in 2010, the largest exporter was Saudi Arabia at over 330 billion kg of

  • oil, equal to about 80% of the mass of all living humans.

  • But let's leave our world and go check out this comet viewer which displays 67 p from

  • the Jupiter Family.

  • It's about 2.7 miles at its longest and 2.5 miles at its widest meaning there is a

  • lot to explore.

  • You can scroll up and down to bring it closer or further away.

  • Click and drag to move left and right.

  • It is divided into separate geographical regions which you can select from the menu right here.

  • This is a very cool simulation but if you want a bit more control go to this particle

  • simulator where you can play with a spirit.

  • It's a beautiful display that you can move around the screen as well as change different

  • characteristics like color or curl size.

  • Press space to freeze it, and then again to keep it flowing.

  • Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you want more DONGs

  • in your life which who doesn't?

  • There is a handy dandy playlist right here which a whole bunch of them and as always,

  • thanks for watching.

  • Little shimmy at the end there.

Hey I'm Jake and I don't want to get too emotional right of the bat but you keep me

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