My name is Kevin.

And your name is Joseph.

Or something like that.

You know, if you didn't have a name, would you exist?

Something to think about anyway?

I have some products here I haven't seen before.

They were sent to me by Hannah.

But instead of just telling you about them, I figured Why don't we look at them together for the very first time?

Sound good?

I hope so.

Because this is lieut.

All right.

First off, we have hitting jewelry, bath bomb, who comes in naughty or nice ocean waves.

Secret lover.

So it looks like this is a thing that you put in your bath and then it dissolves and bubbles up and inside might be a piece of jewelry worth up.

Thio £2000.

So it's like gambling in the bathtub.

You know, getting clean and gambling might be something that Vegas should look into it maybe putting slot machines and showers or something like that.

Right?

Moving on.

What's this?

Can you keep a secret?

No.

Get out of here by I don't want to sign up Yoga Joe's.

These fun posing servicemen provide inspiration to soldier on through your basic yoga training.

So it's like little green Army men doing yoga poses.

Ha ha ha!

Get it?

Well, you know, nomis Day, as they say, Moving on Qiu Bo Robotic tail pillow What is this?

A pillow with a tail?

Finally hug this thing and then it comes in husky gray or French brown Lovely.

So if you want to have a cat But I don't want to have a head on the cat then, uh, you know, it literally is a headless cat.

Let's watch the video.

There's a dog.

Why is there a dog?

Oh, there's the cat tails, tails, tails.

All right.

Do you love animal tales?

But hate pooping.

Get the cool bow robotic tail pillow.

Never worry about pooping butts again.

I should endorse that.

No, I shouldn't.

It's $226.

All right.

It's a random number.

2 27 to 25 will settle on to 26 for a but of a pillow of a cat of a bunch of a pillow of a cat.

A but of a pillow.

Don't just keep saying All right.

Coyote vest, pet body armor.

Oh, my gosh!

Odie vest includes set of coyote spikes.

We are back ordered while they're back.

Order these air so popular that they're sold out.

Get it in pink, blue or yellow because you need to cover your pet with spikes.

Beauty vest protects your dog's neck with a ray of one inch spikes.

Protects it from What is your dog constantly being eaten by crocodiles?

Worry no more.

My guess it's for coyotes.

If you live in an area where coyotes are threatening to eat your dog, then you need the coyote vest.

2018.

Ah, speaking of dogs, here's dog e den dog eaten Does goes den.

No matter how you pronounce it, it's a It's a What is this?

Well, I guess this is what?

Okay, this shows you what it looks like above the ground.

All right, so you dig a hole and then you put this part under there, so bury your doghouse with the does den.

Now we have boxing reflex ball, fight ball with adjustable had been for reflex speed training, boxing punch, exercise, training to improve reactions and speed boxing.

Gym equipment for both training and fitness is very long title, but you know when it when you have a ball on a string that goes around your head.

You need a lot of words to describe that.

Look at this guy is punching a tennis ball attached to his head.

Cut the elastic rope as long as your arm, no matter where you are, you could punch a tennis ball that's hanging from your head for only 9 99 I mean, this is a really, really good deal.

Comes with Strap String.

Does it come with the ball ball?

Not included?

No, I'm sure it comes with all right.

So, you know, if you are a would be boxer and you plan on boxing against tennis balls than this is the perfect product for you.

Hello.

Would you like to talk about approx?

I think I am doing that.

Currently, in a video, What is this desk view?

The world's first window mounted standing desk?

That sounds pretty cool.

This lady is standing on it.

Oh, so it's just like suction cups and you stick this against the windows and then you have a desk.

This is pretty amazing.

Actually, I like this 200 something dollars.

Let's watch the video Revolutionary standing desk.

Look at this.

This is cool.

So if you live if you, uh you know, I have a lot of windows and you need a desk on your window and get the desk view so that you can view your desk through the window, that's not that's not the slogan.

OK, Magic.

The first augmented reality toothbrush for kids finally bringing tooth brushing into the 21st century.

Is there video?

There's a video.

Look at this.

Oh, look a little Billy.

Wow.

When I brush my my teeth, I go underwater.

Why does have a backpack brushing his teeth?

He had a backpack with the teddy bear ear.

He's going to Teddy bear school.

Oh, Henry.

His name is Henry, not Billy.

You gotta get kids.

Thio brushed her teeth.

Somehow.

Mine as well.

Trick them into thinking it's magical with magic.

Zeek get the best sleep possible with the world's smartest pillow.

What are people saying about Zeke?

I have no idea.

Game changer for my wife and I.

What does it do?

Why is it so smart?

It's full of purple stuff.

Soda milk, Sunny D way and we got soda milk, purple stuff.

Wow, Sunny D.

All right, uh, testimonials features.

Let's see the features.

Stop snoring when you stores it gently vibrates.

Encourage you to change positions.

Wow, so the pillow will vibrate to get you to move to stop storing stream all of your music.

Audiobooks.

Podcast TV through 68 built in precision wireless speakers, so the pillow has eight speakers in it.

Analyzed sleep integrated sensors.

Analyze your sleep cycle's duration, snoring and rest full list.

Then display your nightly results there.

Zeke app so you can track your sleeping habits.

I wonder what that my pillow guy thinks of this.

He's like, Oh, I should have thought of this for my pillow.

I'm a creepy guy.

That's what he That's how he talks.

All right, Haines V eight engine.

What is this?

A little engine that you could build?

Learn all there is to know about a V eight engine by making one yourself.

You know, this looks really awesome.

I would love to learn more about cars and engineering.

Yeah, I would like that.

I would like the, uh I would like the Haynes V eight engine temporarily back ordered.

Well, when it is front ordered, I will be their pains.

V eight Engine spiral Isar jar.

What does that mean?

The killer spiral Isar offers the easy way to create spaghetti style spiral ribbons Who you've ever wanted to eat.

Carrots.

Spaghetti.

Here's your chance.

Why is it called Kilner?

That sounds kind of aggressive.

Whoa!

Yeah.

Spiral.

That carrot kind of seems like a lot of work.

Blue spiral onions.

Say no to spaghetti like spaghetti.

Well, there you go.

You could make vegetable spaghetti in a jar with the Kilner spiral jar, The simultaneous omelet and waffle maker.

You know, I don't know about this making omelet up here and then Well, where do you do that?

Oh, the omelet isn't Or the waffles on the backside.

Time star of Chef.

Simply pour batter into the waffle side, flip the unit and load omelet ingredients onto the flat grill side.

You could also use a pan.

We're moving on fish pop molds so you could make little little popsicles that look like little fish.

I remember when I was a kid 700 years ago.

We had little little pop molds.

Buddy make little ice pops out of, like orange juice or soda.

It was amazing.

But now you know things just get better now that orange juice Popsicle can look like a shark and pro hand.

Pierre Rechargeable unisex Bluetooth gloves.

Delightful Christmas gift for your friends and family.

Bluetooth gloves Conceal a speaker in the left thumb.

Just make the call.

Me can gesture, and users are all set.

You just go like this.

You You talked to your gloves?

That's pretty cool.

What?

My inspector gadget.

I could use a video of the hand.

Pierre Unisex Bluff.

Bluff.

Glove, glove, glove.

All right, Finally, one last thing and that is my puns are quality.

I hope you enjoyed this little this little jaunt into the world of wacky approx.

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Uh, and the night and the whole cycle of what's going on with the Earth and the sun and that whole deal and until next time, No, that's not That's not what we say.