Thisisthelockpickinglawyer, andeveryoncein a while, mybigmouthgetsmeintotrouble.
Everythingstarted a fewweeksagowithanemailfrom a locksmithwhohappenstobelocaltomeinthe D C area.
Heemailedmeabout a quicksetsmartkeypadlockjustlikethisone.
Buthiscametohimwithout a keyandhecouldn't pickitopen.
I mayhavebeen a littlebitoverzealousandexplainingtheeasewithwhichtheycouldbepickedopenbecauseafter a fewmoreemailsbackandforth, myoverconfidenceresultedin a formalchallenge, theacceptanceofwhichissomething I amalreadyregretting.
Soherearetheterms.
I havetoopenthispackageoncameraandpickthelockinside.
If I openitinlessthanthreeminutes, I get, ah, $100.
If I openitbetweenthreeandfiveminuteswereeven.
Andif I don't pickitinfiveminutes, I havetopayhim $100.