By yourself is not preferred

If you're caught - dismemberment

Then your guts get used to cover-up a scent

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die

It's hard to get by

When everybody wants me to die

Take a hit right to the head

It's the only thing that makes you dead

If you need a meal, just follow Shane,

'Cause he'll shoot his friend and abandon him as bait

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die

It's hard to get by

When everybody wants me to die

Getting stuck is a major fail

Eat the guts of a guy named Dale

People are a treat, when they're alone

Except for Carl, Daryl, Rick, Andrea, or Michonne

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die

It's hard to get by

When everybody wants me to die

Lose your arms and live as a pet

Put on a leash and learn to deal with it

When Lori hears, a walker snarl

"Hate to bother you guys, but have you seen Carl??"

Dumb ways to die,

So many dumb ways to die

It's hard to get by

When everybody wants me to die

Mess with Rick when the group's in a tight formation

A chain link fence makes an easy decapitation

Cut off a leg just to ward off infection,

Torture other humans just to get information

Don't you know we all have the virus??

There's no point in fightin', cause it's quite possibly -

Dumbest ways to die,

Pointless ways to die,

We're all walkers inside,

Regrettably, Eventually we all will die

Be safe around humans.

A message from the Walkers.