Hello.

I've reviewed every single reddit there is on the planet except one.

It was right ahead of me.

All along means the sub ready.

I just never touched this cause I assume it's awful, but prove me wrong.

Okay?

Prove me wrong.

Let's get into this.

Me close my cat by name.

My cat doesn't give a fuck Freak me.

My cat.

Damn it!

That's actually really funny.

My boyfriend said, Oh, my God.

My cat looks like baby.

Oh, then I look over insurance Wasn't.

Of course it's can't jokes.

I don't know what else we expected here, but it's still funny, All right?

I don't even like cats, but they make me life.

Me.

Never thought I'd end the decades tied by side with the girlfriend.

My crushed.

What about it?

With how about that?

I expected a train wreck, but it I'm cracking up.

Hey, look, Another cat One Mimi house to my cat.

My cat hearing me make 10 grammatical errors in just one.

You know how embarrassing.

I'm laughing on the inside.

Jim companies on the first of January 2020.

It do be like that for anyone that goes regularly to the gym.

You can tell, obviously.

No, but it's so annoying.

It's like all of a sudden the whole thing is just packed.

It's like, just leave.

We know you're not gonna be here.

Just go.

I will give you this money.

If you tell us something about the new Star Wars film, I hear they're making another one.

What?

Don't make it.

I know that Star Wars film haven't seen it yet.

I can't wait to see it cause I hear it's terrible and my expectations are already so low.

What?

They made another bad Star Wars film actually liked it.

Well, then you're a moron.

I'm sorry.

I haven't even seen it licked thoroughly.

Anybody comes over to her house, grandma.

So anyway, I started baking.

Would you like some pie?

Let's get good.

Me if you kill a killer.

The number of killers in the world remains the same, Batman.

But what if I killed two killers?

What the happened then, Mr Batman, Huh?

Not so big brain now, are we, Mr Back Theresa, A spider mimic in and by holding its front leg as an antenna.

How do you get over it?

How How is it doing it.

Oh, it's just doing that.

Okay.

I thought it was holding the legs of a niang to pretend to be an end that would that I had to respect that.

We like Jesus Christ.

It isn't child chokes to death on can be open Lupus through anyway.

I started dancing.

Don't you have to, like, rip off my shirt?

In the process?

High school portrayed the 19 may high school potato in movies.

High school in real life.

I haven't been happy.

One minute, Sharlee.

High school can be bad for everyone.

Why is everyone pretending like they're the Joker?

Like that's the relatability.

Is it because everyone on red is a loser?

Is that why is that egg?

Because then come here, brother.

Let's hug it out.

I got to get some more drink, but what are you doing?

You try to take my job.

Actually, while I got my drink.

This this got me thinking.

All right, remember?

Remember what you want.

You don't remember because you didn't experience this.

Consumers remember when it was actually frowned upon to be a nerd?

Okay, I remember because I lived through that.

All right, well, then, shows like O c came out with Seth Cohen.

That guy being a nerd and still kind of cool in quarter key, right before then you had that.

You were ashamed to admit that you played video games.

Basically right.

And if you're listening to this thinking No, I love about to ask if you didn't live through it.

Okay?

I paved that path for you.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Years of suffering, this whole Joker appropriating of Oh, he's so it's so it's so sad and still so epic.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Don't take that for granted.

You know how in America you have all the I think the troops here, I think the nerves Okay, maybe I went a little far on that, but it's just an analogy.

You understand?

Okay.

The reason why goals don't kill people in real life is because they did.

These people would become ghosts and hey, mehn.

Sorry about what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Sit down.

Sit down.

I spill a little water on him and look at him.

What are you doing?

Don't you ruin my joke?

You ruined my joke.

Hope you're happy.

It's gonna make the whole spiel about ghosts.

and duck pit bull owners.

There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

She wow, is I never seen a well behaved Chihuahua doesn't exist.

The FBI agent, when they hear me get laid through my Google home speaker and other fictions written through means.

Sure, moving on Gotham I like baby owed and I like the man it Laurie and I finally watched a finally watch.

It's really good at least the first couple episode, but I realized I don't mind, baby or I just don't like the means.

Okay, they're so bad, they're bad.

That's just admit it.

Let's just get the cow out of the bank.

That's not the expression, but whatever.

You understand what I'm saying when you had a great day at school?

But then your mom yells at you right out there after you enter your house.

Yep, can't wait.

Oh, this is so sad when you get nominated for me more of the decade out of nowhere.

Surprised?

No, it's something of the decade.

Come on, don't even try.

Surprise yourself back to dead land because you don't belong in the game Publisher.

This game has 85 hours of gameplay.

Speed runners three.

Take it or leave it, Publisher.

This game has 85 hours of off dragged out cut scenes and repeatable events that are super boring.

I've seen this everyone team trees reaching 20 million Wikipedia asking for two points.

I did donate to Wikipedia.

I know I'm kind of ashamed and I didn't even tell anyone about it.

The Xbox one game I got for Christmas Me.

Who has a PlayStation?

Oh, it's always like, Oh, I remember what I was talking about, the worst gifts we got and I couldn't think of any.

But then I remember my dad once gave me the game.

Boy, he came by home from a trip in a game, that game boy and was amazed.

I was like, Oh my God, this is the greatest thing ever, right?

And he's got the new super Mario on it, right?

It's amazing.

But it wasn't super Mario.

It was Dr Mario, but it was still such a nice gift that I learned to love Dr Murray.

It's a great game.

Don't that was slapping and you know it.

Coworker posted pictures of himself and ran in places when he quit.

Found this at the back of a clock from two years ago.

Everywhere I go, I see his face.

Sometimes we don't need this bit off the mean.

It doesn't make it funnier.

Stop it, Stop it.

It was funny before you try to make it seem out of it.

Actually wasn't read its new prints.

PlayStation or Xbox PC, he said.

Shows.

And one, he's so down with us because I am on a PC.

PC Master Race.

Am I right?

This getting a little stale?

Let's jump over Teoh DEG names.

All right, dank means Don't let me down now, boy, it's basically what it's called Petey Pie Submissions.

Hakata these air Still going Everyone else complaining about not getting coins.

Me not knowing what coins do you?

What do they dio?

I don't understand us.

Government letting people under 21 drink alcohol, letting people under 21 smoke cigarettes, letting 18 year olds take on a lifetime of depth for unending K shot letting 18 year olds die overseas in a war started before they were poured.

Wait, I thought they didn't let people under 21 drink in America.

I'm so confused that yeah, a lot of a lot of that the government does is this bullshit.

Excuses to tax.

Like in Sweden.

We could buy alcohol when we're 18 but we can't buy alcohol until they're 21 in stores.

We just have to buy it from varsity.

That makes so much sense that my brain almost explodes from sense.

Says being a crappy neighbor.

Lesson one.

French nuclear.

Where should we put power plant that I thought power plants has to be next to a C or something.

Oh, go when your old computer run for the first time with an SST.

It's funny because it's true.

That's awful awful.

Trains are just sideways elevators that really makes you think, doesn't it?

Jumping is just vertical walking that we've started saying incarnate You back to the Asian Exchange student.

The Korean extinction.

Konichiwa.

Amy Nash, huh?

Everyone annoying dude on the bus.

So anyway, I started blasting.

Why do they do that?

What is wrong with people?

Have you heard of had phones?

Am I right?

What is wrong with it?

Sounds like a Seinfeld bit.

So what's with these guys that blast music in the subway?

Have they not hard of had fives?

18 year old boy doesn't get into college to recruit at the mall.

It will be a soldier.

How about 27 year old that didn't get into med school and thousands of dollars in depth?

You'll be soldier.

The police in my town.

Justin sold the speed raider.

The police in my town also have the maturity level of Danish boy noise.

If you speed twice a speed limit and Maur, you get a nice that's epic.

This makes me want to complaint some crimes.

I'm not gonna lie when your friend says he's going to sleep, But you meet him in another match student.

One more.

I remember this happening.

You say you're gonna log off from World War Craft or something like that.

And then you could see your friend being a lion like Oh, God, this is finishing this quest.

Some talking to me nine journal me, closing the fridge door slowly to trying to see the light Go off.

My God, that everyone do this.

I thought I was special my face when I could realize that you just have to press down that one bun in the corner of the fridge.

What?

The fridge doesn't know that I open Cat.

Help me, please.

I'm dying from morbid obesity.

Human What?

The jug Star liquor.

Jumpy job For real, though I see so many people with overweight Look at this dog looking.

No Chubb, no chump.

Everyone has a fat pug.

You never seen a punk that isn't chubby Chip.

Now you ain't He doesn't fade me, Save me.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Go back to cave.

It is kind of mean to over feed.

Your pet is what I'm getting at, and I think pugs generally I don't need to go on a rant about pugs.

Actually, never mind.

It's just generally they're old fat.

Okay, that's all I wanted to say.

But they're not supposed to be a fact just because everyone's progress fire and they already have breathing problems.