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By now, I've got five topics a minute to debate each trend from the world of football on Twitter.

What have you got for us?

First Train number one is all about Newcastle United, who loved a late goal during the We didn't they?

Of course, coming back from to know Downing, it's evidence of your tool on DDE beating Chelsea in injury time.

One.

Neil facts on Isaac hating goal, but it was the celebrations.

Everybody online.

Have a look at the right hand side of your screen here, where Matt Richie kicked the corner flag very hard as well.

Unfortunate region in a good way to describe what you would have seen.

That is the actual after the fan is just in absolute bits to be quiet celebrations.

Thistle was posted by Green and Josh, and he's obviously still down it.

Agony.

He was down for a good few minutes, and he would be to go on a flag, hit you serious velocity shaking his head's a cz.

Well, uh, right off the back of that, I thought would be interesting to find out what is the weirdest injury you guys we're seeing at the football.

OK, 60 seconds on the clock, please.

That is our first friend.

Weirdest injury.

You've seen it?

Football bio.

Mom, is that you know we came.

I'm going to say the player's name came out for the warm up yet you know, you normally do that circles And he went and went to fly and tackle the balls.

But the mannequin was there, so it was outs as he flew in the manikins stuck bits.

Godfrey's foot Oh, outlets you.

So we're standing there thinking, What's going on?

We've come next, gone from his boot into his leg.

Come on.

I want to say the person's name because we're still boys night and I'm saying you were this injury and he was out for, like, 78 weeks.

Wow, I just remember.

I mean, I've never seen I remember being younger and reading something about Karen Diary in training Did.

He wasn't running in between the poles working on its agility, and one of them hit him in the eye on.

It meant they injured himself.

That must've been going at some speed chunks.

Pimple.

It could blow up the stock so you could have a temper the game against Yeah, yeah, I remember that one market incentive.

Various Purcell told one of the football social as well, about when you're a blister and he used a drill to get rid of it, which was bit bizarre.

I mean, I think that didn't we don't condone any of those that let's move on quickly.

Ridiculous Train number two is about the team Newcastle drew with Everton and, as I said, threw away that to lead.

They were tune up in the 90th minutes on.

Fans obviously started to go home when they were two new up.

This is a sweet from Johnny, who is a big Everton finals at the ground, he said.

Going home happy.

What's a great game in?

Excellent.

You know, when I even made the earlier train, little did he know.

Four minutes later, after said that they drew too well because he left the ground eyes is leaving the ground before the final whistle.

Ever acceptable.

Okay, leaving it to new and it finished to work.

60 seconds on the clock chunks.

What do you think for a second friend?

Understand?

Because like we're leaving like bro like to get home.

You know how long it like?

I mean, when I got to like them, it's like if I if I see a short, no like free no wind, I try to leave for a 7 15 It just so I could get home.

E o be honest chunks is your plan is a wicked funny is head to toe for Kit Wicked, and he leaves in the 70th minute.

75th minute.

Marcus, being played for us, scored the winner in the last minute.

He ran water way down to see his parents, then left.

Oh, score.

That's easy.

The only company skill in the season was, I say, Never leave Beverly quickly.

To be fair, though, haven't seen three in a very long time.

They four seconds, something that is officially like that Walker.

Think Abi.

Oh my gosh, let's be friends to train number three, which is about the England strike that crisis, because over the past few weeks they have been hit every Harry Kane with that hamstring tendon out on April Rashford fractured spy out to March Body blue injury.

Tammy Abraham spraying.

Oh, everybody's getting injured.

So the question I want to know is are England's year old 2020 hopes in total crisis Call a 60 seconds on the clock for trend?

No, Danny ings.

Come on.

You've seen that video of him dancing?

He's gonna be dancing his way all the way to the Euros.

No, in all seriousness, we got column.

Hudson adore you as well.

Hopefully, Tommy will be about Curry.

Kane should be back and fit.

I've talked about Tommy around so much, so I really hope that he is back because I think he's such a special talent, and I think that he could be the one.

If Harry King doesn't get back in time, that's gonna help us get through and bring something home.

But have you had any of these injuries that cane or Russians had?

I think Russia's got a stress fracture.

Had How serious is that serious?

The fracture?

Ideal.

Mushin.

Serious.

He's back.

He's movement.

It's serious.

So that's a worry.

Yeah, fingers crossed.

He gets back.

But I think it allows for different players and we can go and play with you know what?

Sansho Sterling allows different players to play in different positions, but you want your top strikers and fingers crossed Tommy a Brown because I think he's a problem.

Yeah.

Top player.

Okay, there we go.

That is our second on the clock.

Next trend.

Jokes, moves, trail.

Yes.

The next trend is about Erling Brown Harlan who, of course, in his first game for Brucie torments got a 23 minute hat trick against Alberg on the last night as well.

He scored another two in 10 minutes against cold, five goals in 53 minutes.

But it was that Patrick moment, every talking online didn't including Brucie a dormant who tweeted saying in doormen Front of three weeks.

And this guy has already found a new girlfriend.

Of course, in reference, the fact that Harlan sleeps in bed with all these hattrick match balls must be uncovered.

Every single one that's this sick for the season now.

So it must be a busy bed.

But I know his Harland Jenna be a feature Balan door with her.

Okay, Have thought no sign of future.

But until winner 60 seconds started chunks thoughts on you have to give the man the respect she deserves.

Every week he's just doing the craziest I don't want people are coming to live with your school against them did This guy looks incredible is 19 years old, but just know that he's gonna leave.

Don't very soon, you think?

Very well, of course.

How long's very soon say, next season, maybe even the season after.

Let's be realistic, but he's gonna He's not gonna stay in Dorfman.

You can't be that good in them staying dormant.

It's got 33 girls in January.

It's not what you see in him, Barry.

From a strike, a strike, your sees a problem.

But let me get a look.

Is he?

Has he got a potential 100% people doing the same thing with mmm bop It came on the scene, You know, I'm saying so, but he seems like he's got all the tools to continue to go on.

I'll forget that Russia was doing bits when he come in as well as a kid.

So we've had some youngsters that's come through.

Just Sancho was well, that's blown up the scene, but he looks like he's got all the tools to continue to grow.

So what's your space?

Oh, perfect time, right?

Unbelievable.

On one second and final trend.

What have you got for us?

Well, it's about Carlos Tevez this week because he was linked with shock.

Move back to Manchester United due to that Marcus Rashford injuries, obviously 35 playing Argentina in a moment on, I wouldn't exactly describe him as an Old Trafford fan favorite off the moments like this.

Bellamy to Booth.

So that was Carlos Temer's joining man, you know, as rivals and celebrate in front of fans.

Of course, it's not forget as well.

They have the welcome to Manchester banners, didn't they?

On it kinda got me thinking.

What is the biggest betrayal in football history?

Is it cost?

Have us potentially.

Okay, 60 seconds on the clock, fifth and final trend.

Carl, Who you saying?

One of the biggest ones I can remember growing up has got to be so Campbell, we know that how funds reacted to that.

We know how I think for him it it made sense.

But two foot more funds, once you've got somebody who who plays your club, them to go to the direct rivals and across the road from you.

Yeah, football funds weren't what?

Impressed?

That will know you know what?

I'm split because I'm a football flan fan.

I just feel that I get you know, those clubs that I played for that idea to me.

But I think once you guys give me that club no longer gives you a contract, you've got to go on feed your family, somehow saying so.

I'm kind of split.

So the biggest betrayal, Um, What's that?

M k Dawn's guy?

He went from Wimbledon two m k.

Dawn's fullback Scott here.

Like you Lewington luring Sandy Leung knowledge.

Great, normally thanking him.

That's what I'm saying.

Him.

Okay, right.

Okay.

Way have a friend in football.

Good trends that don't enjoy that.

Thank you.