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  • Ashens and I have both had YouTube channels since 2006.

  • We've known of each other for years,

  • but we've never worked together until now.

  • This particular experimental game show turned out more stressful

  • than either of us thought it would.

  • This is the Game Garage and today we are playing Checkpoint

  • with the crew from 'Ashens and the Polybius Heist', who are...

  • -Daniel. -Quang. -Stuart.

  • We have three games for you today, the first one is fairly fast paced

  • and it's about celebrities and pop culture.

  • Which... oh, there's some faces there.

  • Which one of you wants to step forward for it?

  • (Let's give it to Daniel.)

  • Okay!

  • (I'll do it!)

  • -Daniel. -I will do it.

  • -Please join me at the table. -Okay.

  • Game one, 15 seconds on the clock,

  • every time you get an answer correct. you pass a checkpoint,

  • you get three seconds more on the clock. Your time gets extended.

  • So ideally, you keep going, 20 right is your maximum.

  • Okay.

  • But if time runs out at any point, that's your game over.

  • Okay.

  • -You're ready to go? -Let's go for it.

  • Alright. I'm going to read out the name of a celebrity,

  • all I need back from you is the first name

  • of one of their siblings.

  • Okay.

  • Clock starts after I read the first name.

  • Joseph Fiennes.

  • Uh, pass.

  • Luigi.

  • Mario.

  • Correct, Poppy Delevingne.

  • Pass.

  • Chris Hemsworth.

  • Pass.

  • Meg Griffin.

  • Stewart.

  • Correct, Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • Megan.

  • N-no! Eli Manning.

  • Pass.

  • Ashlee Simpson.

  • Pass.

  • -Ohh. -[squeaks]

  • Pop culture not your subject, unfortunately.

  • That's okay, you've still got two right,

  • that's still two seconds in the final round.

  • That's okay.

  • -It's not a great start. -No, it's not(!)

  • But thereare still two other rounds left.

  • Of course.

  • All right, you want to go rejoin your teammates,

  • we'll see what's coming in round two.

  • Sorry for wasting your time.

  • Next round is about maths and mental agility.

  • I'll do this one, go on(!)

  • No, unfortunately, it's got to be one of the other players.

  • Who do you want to take it?

  • If only we had a programmer.

  • Hello Quang!

  • See that's a lot of pressure now.

  • It is and, as you were saying earlier,

  • programmers do tend to get the computers to do the maths for them.

  • -Yes. -That's kind of your job

  • but you'll still do a better job then I would.

  • -Okay. -Yes.

  • Sure, let's do that then.

  • -All right, Quang. -Good luck.

  • Take to the table please.

  • Game two. You've got 20 seconds on the clock,

  • every time you get an answer correct

  • you're going to get five seconds as you pass your checkpoint,

  • so it's a little bit easier on the timer

  • but the questions will require a little bit more effort.

  • So I'm going to say something like 'the days in January' and you'd say...

  • 31.

  • Yep, and then I'm going to say something like

  • 'minus the number of players on your team'.

  • 28?

  • Yep, that's right as well, and it goes on from there.

  • If you give me a wrong answer at any point,

  • that's fine, I'll tell you what your answer should have been

  • and we'll go from there.

  • Okay.

  • You're ready to go?

  • No(!)

  • I mean, we don't start the clock until my first question anyway, so...

  • best of luck to you.

  • All right.

  • Letters in the English alphabet.

  • 26.

  • Correct, plus seasons in a year.

  • 12. Uh...

  • No!

  • 26 plus 12.

  • -No, you should be on 30. -It's four.

  • Divided by blind mice.

  • 10.

  • Correct, plus days in a week.

  • 17.

  • Correct, times 'strikes and you're out'.

  • -Times? -Times.

  • 51.

  • Correct, minus legs on an insect.

  • 45.

  • Correct, divided by cents in a nickel.

  • 9.

  • Correct, times the number of Disney dwarves.

  • 63.

  • Correct, minus the stripes on the German flag.

  • 60.

  • Correct, divided by the leaves on a lucky clover.

  • That's time.

  • Oh!

  • F***, that was good. That was good.

  • That was incredible. You got eight right.

  • Really?

  • Eight seconds in the final round, that is a pretty good showing,

  • considering how close you got to zero so many times in there,

  • that was amazing.

  • Well done, eight seconds,

  • go and rejoin your team.

  • Okay.

  • Team, you have 10 seconds in the final round.

  • Stuart, it's going to be up to you for the final one.

  • Come and join me at the table.

  • Alright, you got stuck with this final game,

  • you were the one who didn't play so you've got to take what ever this is,

  • it is mental agility and working memory.

  • Oh good.

  • You're going to have 30 seconds on the clock.

  • Every time you get a question right, you pass a checkpoint,

  • you get 10 seconds back.

  • I'm going to read you a song lyric. The opening line of a song.

  • I'm going to need you to read it back to me

  • with the words in reverse order.

  • Oh, I knew you were evil!

  • So if I said... You okay back there?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • You'd be okay with that one?

  • -Yeah I reckon. -Let's give it a go.

  • It should have been you.

  • All right so if I said "we're no strangers to love",

  • I would need "love to strangers no we're".

  • This is so different to how my brain works,

  • this is going to be a nightmare. Right.

  • They start easy, they get harder as time goes on.

  • Oh good! I think you mean they start hard then become impossible?

  • 30 seconds on the clock to start,

  • and it's going to start after my first question.

  • Okay.

  • Happy birthday to you.

  • You to birthday happy.

  • Correct. Hello darkness my old friend.

  • Friend old my darkness hello.

  • Correct. Who knows what tomorrow brings.

  • Brings tomorrow knows who.

  • No. Why do birds suddenly appear.

  • Appear suddenly...

  • birds do why.

  • Correct. Please allow me to introduce myself.

  • Myself introduce me.

  • No. I never thought it would happen.

  • Happen would

  • it

  • thought never I.

  • Correct. You would not believe your eyes.

  • Eyes your believe,

  • not would you.

  • Correct. We've got stars directing our fate.

  • Fate our directing

  • stars got we've.

  • Correct. We'll be singing when we're winning.

  • Winning

  • we're when

  • singing be we'll.

  • Correct. I made it through the wilderness.

  • Wilderness

  • through.

  • -No. -Damn.

  • And if one day I should become.

  • Become should day one.

  • No, there's a song... and that's time.

  • Whoa.

  • Ooh, hoo, you've got to break it down into chunks.

  • You absolutely have, seven correct answers.

  • It's a good score, well done, go and rejoin your team.

  • Thank god.

  • Final round, you've earned 17 seconds

  • we give you an extra ten seconds for free

  • so that puts you on 27 seconds.

  • You are all involved in this one,

  • I'm going to ask questions and I'm going to need one correct answer from each of you

  • so if I were to say 'what are Donald Duck's nephews?',

  • we'd be looking for?

  • -Huey. -Dewey. -Louie.

  • Yes, and that would give you 10 seconds back on your clock.

  • If anyone passes or gives a wrong answer at any point,

  • we move on to the next question,

  • but the sequence keeps going.

  • So Quang, if you gave a wrong answer or passed,

  • Stuart you'd be starting the next question.

  • 27 seconds on the clock.

  • Let's get you through three questions, let's get you to the money.

  • Daniel, you're answering first.

  • -(Good luck.) -(Thank you.)

  • Clock starts after I read the first question.

  • Name three zodiac signs named after animals.

  • Pisces. Yes.

  • Taurus. Yes.

  • Aries.

  • Yes. Name three ingredients in standard pancake batter.

  • Flour. Yes.

  • Butter. Yes.

  • Eggs.

  • Yes. Name three national saints of UK countries.

  • Uh... Saint Augustine?

  • No. Name the surname of three Spice Girls.

  • Pass.

  • Okay. Name three gears on an automatic car.

  • First gear.

  • Yes.

  • Reverse.

  • Yes.

  • Drive.

  • Yes. Stop the clock, that's three!

  • That is £5, congratulations team!

  • £5.

  • - Yes. - £5.

  • Triple my YouTube earnings for this week.

  • Assuming I take one-third of the £5.

  • Now, you started with 27 seconds. You still have just over 23 on the clock.

  • The next three questions are for £10.

  • Ooh.

  • Do you want to try for a gamble?

  • I mean something told me we should run away

  • very quickly with the money, but also that is like £1.66 each or something.

  • That's more than what we have now.

  • -That's true. -It'll cover bus fare.

  • Yeah, it's not going to cover... it's not going to be BFH, bus fare home.

  • I think we should gamble and then regret it.

  • Yes. I think, who dares wins.

  • Yeah, go for the regret(!)

  • All right.

  • That's my new motto.

  • I haven't regretted something in a while, let's go for regret(!)

  • Stuart. 23.6 seconds on the clock.

  • You're going to answer first, time's going to start when I finish reading the question.

  • You're all ready?

  • Go for it.

  • Name any three oceans.

  • Atlantic. Yes.

  • Pacific. Yes.

  • Indian.

  • Yes. Name three major parts of a human eye.

  • Cornea. Yes.

  • Retina. Yes.

  • Iris.

  • Yes. Who were the three Musketeers?

  • Athos.

  • Yes.

  • Cornelius?

  • No. Name three parts of speech.

  • Pass.

  • Stewart, who were the three sons of Adam and Eve?

  • Cain. Yes.

  • Abel. Yes.

  • Seth.

  • Yes, stop the clock!

  • 26.5 seconds, £10 is yours.

  • Great job, boys.

  • Seth? I've never even heard of Seth. What, the guy out of The Fly?

  • Street Fighter.

  • Oh, Street Fighter IV boss. Yeah, of course, yep.

  • That is £10.

  • Do you want to go for the 20?

  • We should gamble it and fail miserably, like really...

  • You said that last time and you have as many points as you started with!

  • I know but it worked, it worked!

  • But I think it's about going down in a blaze of glory.

  • Yeah, that's it.

  • Or we could take the money and reinvest it back into Pogs because they're coming back.

  • That's true, they're back in Alf form.

  • Yeah, let's go for it.

  • Let's go, let's go.

  • All right, 26.5 seconds on the clock.

  • Stuart, you're answering first again, you ready?

  • As I'll ever be, Tom.

  • Alright. Name three of North America's Great Lakes.

  • -Michigan? -Yes.

  • Pass.

  • Okay, name three basic types of mathematical triangle.

  • -Isosceles. -Yes.

  • -Equilateral. -Yes.

  • Elliptical?

  • No. Name the three Tenors.

  • -Pavarotti. -Yes.

  • -Plácido Domingo. -Yes.

  • Pass, pass.

  • Name three subject categories in the original Trivial Pursuit.

  • Nature.

  • Entertainment.

  • No! Oh, you're out of time.

  • It was also 'Science and Nature'. I couldn't... it was borderline.

  • What would you have gone for?

  • I would have gone for a pass.

  • Which is one of them!

  • -Time goes so quickly. -That was so... that was really bad.

  • I'm so sorry folks,

  • you gambled, you took the risk and unfortunately

  • -it didn't pay off this time. -It's fine(!)

  • Our shame will pay our bills.

  • Thank you so, so much for coming and playing,

  • Ashens and the Polybius Heist is out when?

  • At some point in the future!

  • You can go watch Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild right now.

  • You can indeed.

  • Thank you so much for coming folks.

  • I'm sorry it ended in defeat this time but that-

  • Thanks for having us on.

  • That's been Checkpoint, that's been the Game Garage,

  • we'll see you next time.

Ashens and I have both had YouTube channels since 2006.

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