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  • What were they on when they thought of these everyone?

  • I'm Rebecca and welcome to watch Mojo.

  • Today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 dumbest horror movie plots.

  • But on the ice cream man, I make Children happy.

  • That means we're looking at horror movies that have ridiculous, nonsensical or just downright hilarious stories.

  • Also, probably, but a spoiler alert should be in effect.

  • All right, let's get to it.

  • Number 10 Countdown Countdown is sort of like the ring for a new generation.

  • On Lee, the ring was good.

  • Instead of a cursed VHS tape, it's a phone app, and when you download it, it tells you when you're gonna die, got 63 years, 57 years before you die.

  • Would you want to know when the heroine downloads the app?

  • She realizes much to her horror that she only has wait for it three days to live.

  • She then has to figure out how to stop her imminent demise down.

  • It's really just a random number with a clock.

  • It's not that scary, but seems like it worked on you two clowns.

  • So how exactly does this lethal phone at work is the story of paper thin commentary on how we rely on technology to dictate our lives.

  • Whatever.

  • It's lame, it's ridiculous, and it's a blatant rip off of a better and scarier movie.

  • Number nine.

  • Maximum Overdrive This movie was released just two months before it hit bookshelves, which is easily one of King's most bonkers stories.

  • The eighties were a wild time for Mr Gain.

  • Maximum Overdrive was directed by King himself and is based on one of his short stories.

  • In this one.

  • A comet passes by Earth and causes all the machines to come alive and pursue humans.

  • Thebes protagonists have to do battle with monstrous trucks.

  • Do you think any illegal substances were involved?

  • Granted, the movie isn't entirely based in horror, as it contains a lot of black humor and intentionally campy elements.

  • Where's my dad?

  • Uh, don't guard script by welding big boys out there.

  • Break it.

  • That said, we can't just ignore how ludicrous the whole thing is.

  • Number eight Bunny Man, you really can't go wrong with the traditional maniac chases a bunch of stupid teenager story.

  • That is, unless you dress the maniac in a bunny suit like you guys had a little bit of trouble.

  • That's one way to put it.

  • Yes, the amazingly named bunny man concerns the titular bunny man, a psychopath who pursues people with a chain saw while dressed like a bunny.

  • Surprisingly, this movie is actually influenced by a real Virginia urban legend.

  • It said that a man dressed in a rabbit suit threatened some people with either an ax or hatchet in Fairfax County.

  • Back in 1970 The Washington Post even reported that the alleged moneyman ate a person's cat.

  • Urban legend aside, we find a bunny villain difficult to take seriously in a movie.

  • Judging by your reaction, you're a little bit worried that he might hurt you.

  • Honestly, we probably will.

  • Number seven.

  • Ma knows the hands of fate.

  • This'll Film is the result of an insurance salesman betting his screenwriter friend that he could make a horror movie.

  • He certainly did, and the result is one of the worst movies ever produced.

  • Where did this place come from?

  • Wasn't here a few minutes ago.

  • It starts with the family getting lost in the Texas desert on their first vacation.

  • They then come across a mysterious house run by a cedar.

  • Now has taught us.

  • Omar knows we have listened.

  • Get it When I was told my nose.

  • And here, here here are the Seder works for the master, a mysterious cult leader who keeps numerous wives and worships a date he named.

  • Ma knows it sounds like an intentionally corny B movie, and it certainly has its charms.

  • However, everyone knew they were making utter crap, and creator Harold P.

  • Warren admitted it was the worst movie ever made.

  • Number six Grabbers Grabbers is actually a pretty decent movie, a respectable byproduct of Shaun of the dead influence on the horror comedy.

  • Jara follows the inhabitants of an island off the coast of Ireland that's invaded by see aliens.

  • However, the citizens soon learned that the aliens can't stomach high blood alcohol content, so they decide to hunker down and get hammered.

  • So drunk the levels of drunkenness you got off your game, boy, it sounds like a straight up comedy, but it also contains a fair share of excitement and surprisingly scary scenes.

  • And it does take itself as seriously as its premise will allow, which you know isn't very serious.

  • Number five Ice Cream man.

  • First off, let's just address that title.

  • It may be the worst movie title in history, and that is saying something.

  • Hey, what's your problem, Mister?

  • Theme Movie follows a mentally ill man named Gregory Tudor who witnessed the murder of an ice cream man is a child, causing Gregory to correlate the crime with ice cream or something you little terms are gonna have to learn.

  • You can't run from the ice cream man.

  • I know where you live.

  • Once he's released from a mental institution, Gregory begins working as an ice cream man and uses the corpses of the people and animals he takes out in his recipes.

  • Come on, this isn't a parking lot ice cream man.

  • It's like Sweeney Todd only with ice cream instead of meat pies.

  • It doesn't make a lick of sense, but what exactly did you expect from a movie called Ice Cream in number four?

  • The Ginger Dead Man?

  • No, we didn't spell or say that incorrectly.

  • They're actually exists a movie called The Ginger Dead Man.

  • And it is every bit the fever dream.

  • You probably imagine what happened.

  • What a gingerbread man.

  • Bizarrely enough, the film stars a typically Zini.

  • Gary Beauty is the titular ginger Dead man, which is a ridiculous imitation of Chucky, not the Chucky isn't ridiculous as well.

  • Theme, Ginger.

  • Dead man consists of a typical gingerbread man.

  • And the ashes?

  • Yes, the ashes of a criminal who was given the chair, resulting in a deranged gingerbread man who hangs around a bakery.

  • This is like something your stone friend would come up with.

  • One watching child's play on Christmas only they actually need it into a movie.

  • Now it's time to meet your maker.

  • Prepare to face the butcher baker for tonight Your ass is toast number three Leper con four in space.

  • You know, we were fine with an evil leper con.

  • We were fine with the leper con in Vegas, but we draw the line at space.

  • Like most movie, Siri's fresh out of ideas the leper con franchise took to space in 1997.

  • It takes place in 2096 sees the leper con courting an alien princess named Serena and even features light sabers.

  • Theo Leper Con also hunts space Marines and cyborgs on a spaceship after emerging from a soldier's Penis that be a lesson to you always wear a tactic we forgot to tell you the leper con spirit traveled up the Marines urine stream while he was peeing on the leper.

  • Cons corpse.

  • Do people feel ashamed for writing this kind of stuff after this?

  • Sending the leper con to the hood actually started to sound practical by comparison.

  • I want to throw I Want to Be King.

  • I want people groveling at number two.

  • Jack Frost New.

  • We're not talking about the heartwarming but somewhat goofy kids movie that's on Michael Keaton transformed into a snowman.

  • We're talking about 1990 seven's Jack Frost.

  • A straight to video disaster way would forgive you for being mistaken.

  • As the plot follows a similar outline, this thing is able to lately poultry, elemental molecular structure, English in English.

  • It can freeze and unfreeze will much like Child's play in the Ginger.

  • Dead Man Jack Frost sees a serial killer trapped inside the body of something else.

  • Welds, mouse, this'll time.

  • It's a snowman.

  • As the transport carrying Jack Frost crashes into a genetics truck, causing his body to fuse with the snow, they really will stretch the Chucky concept to its most ludicrous depths.

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  • Number one Death bed, the bed that eats What is this, some kind of joke?

  • This movie belongs in a museum because future generations will never believe there existed.

  • A movie called Death Bed.

  • The Bed That Eats.

  • As you can imagine, the movie concerns a literal deathbed.

  • Wait, it gets so much better.

  • You see, The bed was conjured by a demon who wanted to sleep with some random hot woman on Leigh.

  • The woman died during copulation, causing the demon to cry blood onto the bed and inadvertently bring it to life.

  • The blood left behind are grouped into bed from this root of life spray.

  • And with this life, hunger.

  • Oh, and the bed trapped an artist in a painting and forces him to watch it eat its victims.

  • This was writer director George Berries on Lee film, but we cannot see why he could have gone places with that fevered imagination of his.

  • Do you think you want to bet they're not your event?

  • It's my dream.

  • Now, if you guys have been paying attention, you know that I'm a huge Stephen King stand.

  • So to put a Stephen King movie on this list is a heartbreak to me.

  • But I think Stephen King would be the first to admit that Maximum Overdrive deserves it Spot on this list.

  • Either way, I'd still like to apologize, but anyway, uh, what do you guys think?

  • What movie has the dumbest plot in terms of horror movies?

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