Soforthenextfewweeks, I amstayingindoors, onlygoingouttosnapupessentialgroceriesandfamilymartfriedchickenonWhenthelastthings I didbefore I lockedmyselfawaywasgooutonmybiannualclothesshoppingtrip.
Nowyoucouldprobablytell I don't reallydofashionorstyleoranythingparticularlygood.
But I didbuymynewfavoriteshirt, completewithanEnglishphrasethatdefinesnotonlywho I am, butwhat I believeinonthatisthishashighfunctionality, hashighfunctionality.
I wearitwithpride, especiallywhen I godownthegym.
Peoplepickingup 500 kilogramweights.
Youmightwannalift a truck, butdoyouhavehighfunctionality?
ProbablyNo, I simplyput, isthebestshirt I'veeverboughtdownthe 100 yenstore.
Butas I'm indoorsthismonth, I thought I'd do a veryrareCuban, a videoansweringquestionssentinbyyouguys.
I thinkit's thefirsttime I'vedonethisabouttwoorthreeyearsnow, coveringeverythingfromlifeinJapantoYouTubetopersonalexperiencesansweredwithbrutalhonestywillalsobereadingoutcommentoftheweekandhatemailoftheweek.
Becauseno, everybodyisnice.
I'd liketothinkbytheendofthis Q andexperience.
Hopefullywe'llknow a lotmoreabouteachother, thatexistenceaboutveryessenceofwhatmakeslifesospecial, sounique.
Whenthatskin I satdownforanhourandattemptedtoeattheworld's largestdumpling, I mean, itwassolargethatskitriedtocutthedamnthingwith a sword, noless a sword.
Butthere's a finelinebetweenhilarityonhorroronwhilstInitiallyitstartedoffingoodhumor.
It's quiterarefor a foreignertoactuallybringyouupandaskedtobeyourtenanton.
It's a lotmorecommonfor a forintendanttojustrunoffandleavethecountrywithanunpaidbuildingisfor a Japaneseperson, Sothatiswhyit's seenasbeing a bitrisky.
Butifyoudomovehereandyou'vegot a companyhelpingyouout, theywillactasyourguarantorandtheywillhelpyougetanapartment.
InJapan, cheatingseemstobe a lotlessfrownedupon, a morecommonthaninanyothercultureintheworld.
So I recentlysaw a surveythatsaid 3% ofguyscheatontheirgirlfriendsortheirwives.
I can't pretendlike I'm anexpertonthissubject.
I canonlyspeakfromexperienceandwhat I'veobserved, butitdoesseemtobeprettycommonjustbecauseJapandoeshavethatkindofserviceindustryin a waythatwedon't haveintheUKorthe U.
S.
I thinkwheretherearehostessbarsandCavacoEra, whereyoupayforwomentositwithyouforyourdrinks, talkedwiththeflirtwithyou, andoftenyoucangobeyondthatonthereisanindustrycalledSoplant, whereyoucanpayformassagesandmore.
Itsays, CleanmedreamsCleanMedreams, whichis a smallerrorthatcouldbecorrectedbyaskingliterallyanyoneonEarthtoproof.
Readthatnextexample, thisdenimpencilcase.
Nowyou'reprobablythinking, Wow, I wish I had a dentinpencilcaseanditisgreatisasgreatasyoucouldimagineittopayfor.
Thispencilcasehas a littlemotivationalquote, littleupliftingmessage, anditsays a truefriendissomeonewhoacceptsyourpast, supportsyourpresentonencouragesyourfuture, which I thinkiskindofnice, but I'm notreallysurewhereit's going, Butit's nice.
Itmakessense, exceptitdoesn't becauseitdoesn't saythatitsays a truefriendissomeonewhoacceptsyoupassed, supportsyourpresetonencouragesfuturesupportsyourpreset.
Whatdoesthatevenmean?
I understandifyourfriendis a robotorsomesortandroid, butitdoesn't reallymakemuchsense, doesit?
Again?
Probably 100,000 unitsofthismadewouldhavetaken a nativeEnglishspeaker, maybefivesecondstocorrectThatdidn't bother.
Don't getit.
I don't knowwhatnumberthreeis a prettyobviousoneonwon't comeas a surprise, thatis, squattoilets.
I don't understand.
Whydowestillhave a holeintheground?
Giventhatthisis a countrythatpioneeredthemostfuturisticincredibletoiletswithlasersandspraysandexcitement, there's nothingworsethanneedingthetoiletwalkinto a cubicleandseeingthatatrocityintheground.
Whymyvoices?
Why?
Whyaretherestillsquattoilets?
I'venevermetanyonewhosaidYes, let's use a squattoilet.
I enjoyit.
EvenJapanesepeople.
I'venevermetanyonetothisday, so I don't understandthem.
And I lookforwardtothedaythatthey'reallgone.
Andthosethethreethings I haveyettounderstandaboutyourpath.
Reiteratewouldbefarmoreusefulbecauseyoucouldkillhimandthenusehiscorpseis a kindofrudimentarysailingboatescapetosafety.
I don't thinkanybodycouldeverbringthemselvestokillthatskitrip.
Wouldyouliketoconsiderthisas a monthlysegmentforyourchannel?
I'd loveto.
I enjoydoing Q and a videojustfine.
Theydon't dothat.
Well.
Ifthisvideogets 30,000 likes, I'lldoanotherone.
Itmay, I promise.
Willweeverget a nastythemoviesequel?
Orperhaps a reiteratethemovie?
I'llbeblunt.
Well, Trey's a goodfriendis a greatguy, but I don't feelhehas a storytotell.
A suchunlessyouwenttoItalyinsearchofthehistoryofresultingthing.
AdventuresofResultArraywecould.
Itcouldjustwork.
But I amcurrentlyconsideringdoinganotherdocumentarynastyabouthisaddictiontosmokingbecausethat's keyisprobably, I think, inthetop 1% ofsmokersintheworld, givenhesmokes a pack a dayofreallystrongMarvelRedcigarettes.
I mean, a NASCARmovieopenedwithhimsaying, Thisismybreakfast, coffee, a cigaretteandtwocigarettes, andthat's that's prettymuchallyouneedtoknow.
Addiction's a seriousthing, though, and I don't knowiftheyask, Youcouldstop.
Butevenifthere's just a smallchancethatwecoulddoit, I feellikeitwouldbeworthwhilebecauseitcouldsavehislifelaterondowntheline.
So I'm currentlyexploringthat, and I'm weighingituponyourthoughtsandfeedbackonthatcouldswaymydecisiononwhetherornot I goaheadwithit.
Thanksforwatching, and I hopetoseeyounexttime I'm offThio, preparemydinner.
Whichisthis?
ObviouslythecompanyDelousemylunch.
ThisismydinnerfreeBlakeKismet.
It's prettybleakindeed.
Soforthenextfewweeks, I amstayingindoors, onlygoingouttosnapupessentialgroceriesandfamilymartfriedchickenonWhenthelastthings I didbefore I lockedmyselfawaywasgooutonmybiannualclothesshoppingtrip.
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