I'm Michael Kosta.

Roy, how's your quarantine going?

Perfectly normal, nothing wrong over here, I'm fine.

I get it.

I just officiated a wedding between

my vacuum and my coat rack.

It was a beautiful ceremony.

Cool.

People, if you're like Kosta and you're bored

and you're looking for something to do,

good news, the Trump's Best Word Bracket

is still going strong, and we're

down to our final two, Kosta.

I mean all March, we've been holding an

online tournament to determine Donald Trump's

best word ever, and now after 2.5 million votes,

like you said, we're down to the final two.

Now before we look at the last championship match-up,

let's look at some of the best words

that weren't best enough.

Best-ish enough. - Yeah.

He was awarded the Bronze Star

and the Combat Infantroopen badge.

Declaring their whole state to be

a stankchuary for criminal.

You're gonna see some sta-ticks- suh-tick-six coming out.

Jaroozum.

And to replace chhasms of distrust.

Heart, lung, and liver transpants annually.

Ghana, Guinea, Nambia.

Yo, I'll be honest with you man.

I was really hoping that Nambia would pull it off.

I mean, it's not a real African country,

but you can't root against the motherland, you see my skin.

And I wish I hadn't put 10 G's

on Jaroozum to win it all.

Where do you even place a bet like that?

On the internet, Roy.

You can bid on anything.

I bet another 10 G's that you would call me

an idiot before this segment was over.

You're a fucking idiot.

See, yeah!

Daddy gets a new subwoofer now.

All right, those are the best words that didn't make it.

It's time for the final matchup.

The last two words in the Trump's Best Word Bracket:

Drumroll, Mr. Kosta.

Have you never heard a drumroll before?

Just play the clip.

I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges,

the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings.

And God bless the United Shaysh, thank you very much.

Roy, I'm going with the United Shaysh.

If you're the president of the United States

and you can't even say the country,

I think that's Trump's best word.

But he can't even say oranges.

You learn the word oranges like,

I don't what grade you're supposed to learn it,

but you've learned that before you learned United Shaysh.

That's true, it doesn't really matter

what me and you think,

it matters what you think, viewers.

All you gotta do is - That's right.

go to dailyshowbracket.com.

You have until when Roy, when's the deadline?

Thursday, at noon.

Go to the website and prove me right.

And while you're on the internet,

you can PayPal me, which is at my-

Oh, I'm being told not- I shouldn't say it, oh okay.

You're an idiot.

See, idiot.

Another ten G's, guess I'm buying

that recreational rental van.

To go where bitch?

You on quarantine.

See you Roy, I'll be at the RV park.