-What? What is it?

-You're a vegetable again.

-You--you really mean it?

-Yeah, they just announced it on the news.

You're not a fruit anymore.

-[gasps] That's--that's--

Oh, my God, I'm a vegetable again.

I knew this would happen.

This is the greatest day of my life.

-Hey, hey Toe-may-toe.

-Yes, Orange?

-April Fools, you're still a fruit. [laughs]

-What--you--you jerk.

You can't just prank people like that.

-Sure you can. Everyone's doing it.

-Hey Pear, get a whiff of my new flower.

-[sniffs] What? I don't smell anything--

[sputtering]

-[laughing]: Happy April Fools' Day!

-Easy guys, you'd better watch it.

-I think you mean "wash" it. [laughs]

-[chuckles] That felt like rain

and rain makes me think of rainbows.

-Uhm... okay.

-[giggling]: That Pear. He's so crazy.

-Hey, do you guys hear something?

-Hear what?

-What is it?

-Shh. Listen.

[farting sound]

[laughter]

It's coming from Pear's derriere. [laughs]

-I'm sitting on a cloud. Yay!

-Hey, shut up, dude.

-Hey, what's going on with you two?

-Yeah, you guys are acting kind of weird.

-Weird? We're not weird.

I still love horses, um, with hats

that, uh, that can fly and, uh...

and bunnies, oh yeah, bunnies,

you gotta love the bunnies. Hehehehehe...

-I'm warmer than a hot judge sundae

with an itty-bitty cherry on top. Yay!

-Hey, you don't sound like Pear.

You sound like...

[unzipping]

-Yay!

-Marshmallow!

-But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?

[unzipping]

-Thanks a lot, Marshmallow.

-Whoa!

-What? I was melting in there.

-Yeah? Well, you should try getting into this outfit.

-Yeah, he didn't have any room to "pare." [laughs]

-Nice try, lame-o's. [laughs]

[crumpling sound] Uh-oh.

-Huh?

-Oh...

-What's going on?

-Oh no...

Whoa...

Oh!

-Whoa!

-Grapefruit?

-What? Like you guys are so original.

-[laughing]: Looks like Apefruit was "stretching" the truth.

-[groans]

-Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear

and Pear was Marshmallow

and if Little Apple was Grapefruit,

then who are you?

-Uhh... I'm still a tomato.

-We'll see about that.

[spits seed]

-Ow! That hurts!

-Yep, she's a tomato, all right. [laughs]

-What is wrong with you?

-Hmm, I take it back.

You're an apple. [laughs]

-[growls] You know what you need, Orange?

-What?

-Knife.

[all yelling]

-Oh no! Orange!

Orange, say something, buddy. Please.

[deflating sound]

Huh?

-Hey, that's not Orange,

that's Little Apple.

-And I would've gotten away with it too

if it weren't for that pesky knife.

-Hey, did someone say "knife"?

-[screams]

-Whoa!

-(Pear) Ow!

-Whoa! Now that's fool for thought. [laughs]

[whoopee cushion sputters] Hey!

[laughter]

[slicing sounds]

Hey, it's Fluffyface!

-(Marshmallow) I love rainbows and unicorn--

-(Orange) Hey, guess what? Knife.

Captioned by SpongeSebastian