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  • # China, Hong Kong & Macau, Oh My!

  • Welcome to Hong Kong: the island city of China packed with seven million people at unbelievable

  • density. But if you, dear tourist, start from Victoria Harbor and head toward the mainland

  • you'll find that while Hong Kong is China she doesn't act like it.

  • To cross the bridge your passport must be checked and stamped and checked and stamped.

  • Not because you're a suspicious foreigner: Mainland Chinese can't just stroll across

  • either, but rather because Hong Kong has her own immigration policy.

  • And Hong Kong isn't the only isolated island, there's nearby Macau with her own passport-checking

  • bridge and a ferry between them -- which also checks passports. Travel from Hong Kong to

  • Macau to the mainland and back and you'll end up with three stamps, and that goes for

  • everyone: Hong Kongese can't just live in Macau and Macanese can't just live in Hong

  • Kong and they both can just live on the mainland.

  • Yet it's all China. And inconvenient travel isn't the only speciality of these sister

  • islands. They also have:

  • * Separate governments and political parties. * Separate police.

  • * Separate money. * Postal systems.

  • * Schools. * and languages.

  • Hong Kong even has her own Olympic team which competed in the 2008 *Beijing* olympics which

  • doesn't make any kind of sense.

  • The only things these sister islands don't have that other countries do:

  • 1) Their own armies.

  • Though that isn't unique with modern countries, and

  • 2) Formal diplomatic relations.

  • Though even this unclear as both are members of international trade organizations. And

  • other countries have 'embassies' in Hong Kong and Macau, sure China won't let them be called

  • embassies, those are only for **mighty Beijing** -- they're called *consulates* even if they're

  • bigger than Beijing's embassy.

  • All this makes Hong Kong and Macau, as mentioned in a previous video, the most country-like

  • countries that aren't countries.

  • So why are they China?

  • China says so.

  • It's called 'One China, Two Systems' -- though fast-counters in the audience will see it

  • should be called 'One China, *Three* Systems. Also there's China's special economic zones

  • (where capitalism runs free) making it more like 'One China *Four* Systems' -- and if

  • China got her way it might be 'One China, *Five* Systems'.

  • But we can't talk about everything so back to China, Hong Kong, and Macau (oh my!)

  • China ended up having these two essentialy city-states, as always, because Empire.

  • Portugal showed up in Asia in the 1500s and didn't exactly make friends. China and Portugal

  • skirmished until Portugal used Bigger-pile-of-money diplomacy to bribe a local Chinese official

  • into turning over the islands of Macau as a trading port.

  • Later, Britannia found China and discovered she had many of lovely things like silks and

  • porcelain and precious, precious tea that Britannia craved. In return China wanted from

  • Britanniato be left alone and Britannia nobly agreed to respect China's independence

  • and soverenty.

  • OOPS!

  • OPIUM WARS!

  • Nothing generates demand like addiction -- which Britannia was happy to supply. And, her bigger-gun

  • diplomacy secured Hong Kong as a base through which the drugs must flow.

  • Later in a world where telegraphs and lightbulbs were newfangled a lease gave control of Hong

  • Kong to Britannia for 99 years or quote "as good as forever", kicking the transfer problem

  • down the generations to be delt with by the unimaginably futuristic society of the 1990s.

  • Thus these sister cities grow up under the influence of their Emperiffic parents. Hong

  • Kong had English common law and lived in Britannia's org chart as one of her many crown colonies

  • and Macau had Portuguese civil law.

  • And the parental effect is still seen today: visit Hong Kong and she is clearly Britannia's

  • daughter what with her love of business and international finance (and lasers!) and english-accented

  • language and near-identical transport system.

  • Macau had a more troubled adolescence, as her bigger sister stole the spotlight with

  • her trading skills. But Macau eventually grew up to be the gambling capital of the world.

  • She's Las Vegas x10 with a mixture of Portugal and China.

  • But Empires come and empires go, and the 90s eventually arrived, meaning Britannia's lease

  • expired. Portugal claimed the treaty gave her control of Macau *forever* but China disagreed

  • and the UN was in a no-empires-no-longer mood, and frankly had Portugal complained too much,

  • China could have used her own bigger-army diplomacy at this point to resolve the situation.

  • So the transfer was going to happen: but the world was nervous about China, what with the

  • *lingering communism* and all, so the deal was the Empire's daughters would go *but*

  • they had to remain basically independent, to which China agreed as long as everyone

  • else agreed to call them China.

  • The situation was a bit like if the US had to give Alaska back to Russia and Russia *super*

  • promised to leave Alaska self-governing. You couldn't blame the locals for being nervous.

  • But, unlike what you'd expect in this case China has mostly left the little sister islands

  • alone.

  • So everything is dandy...

  • *however*...

  • The handover came with its own version of the as-good-as-forever clause. China didn't

  • agree to leave Hong Kong and Macau alone *for all time*, only fifty years, again passing

  • political problems to a future generation. (Hopefully one that's actually unimaginably

  • futuristic this time).

  • Anyway, assuming such provincial concerns as these are not rendered irrelevant by the

  • singularity, what happens in the 2040s? Will Hong Kong and Macau remain tiny city-states

  • or will they lose their independence and be absorbed?

  • Only China knows, and China does not say.

# China, Hong Kong & Macau, Oh My!

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