that I have here.

Portia has been my audience member for every show

I've done.

Every show.

Not that she has a choice, but I appreciate her being here.

Portia has been using our time at home.

She's been learning how to cook, and it's going really, really--

what's the word?

What would you say?

Successful?

Successful, exactly.

Here's what she's been posting on Instagram.

Well, I'm going to learn how to cook.

So there's this service called Purple Carrot, and it's--

This is a win-win for me.

Well, don't say that just yet.

Take-- you take it out?

I don't think you cook it like that.

I think you take it out of the bag.

OK.

But then you just put it on this and put it in the oven?

It seems like that's the way you cook.

It's trickier than I first thought.

How long does it take?

Does it tell you how long it takes?

It says 30, 45 minutes.

But for me, it'll be about an hour and a half.

I just have to get through this part

without adding to my list of injuries.

Ouch!

I have never roasted a carrot, and I'm not sure

that I just did.

I think you did, baby.

That is absolutely beautiful.

I hope you like it.

Nice.

Right, tWitch?

Yeah.

That looks really good, though.

That looks good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's-- some meals are better than others, but--

and she usually at least--

at least once a week, she slices part of her finger off.

I can't tell you.

You know how people are stocking up on toilet paper and hand

sanitizer?

We need Band-Aids.

We need bandages.

We need hydrogen peroxide.

Literally-- come here.

Come over here.

Because I wanted to tell you something else anyway.

How many-- how many fingers have you sliced?

Including a thumb, I think I've got four or five.

Yeah, so you have a few left.

Yeah.

All right.

This is really exciting.

Tell everybody what's happening with you.

So I own a small business, General Public,

and we're an art publishing company.

We reproduce art using 3D technology.

And like all other non-essential business,

I was forced to shut down a few weeks back.

We have a lot of equipment in our factory.

And so I thought maybe something could

come in handy at this time.

So we partnered up with a company called MultiCam,

which is a big digital cutter.

And we are now making face shields

for hospital workers that will be distributed around Southern

California in hospitals.

So--

How many will you be able to make?

So we're slated to make about 2,100 tomorrow,

but we can make in the tens of thousands.

So that's what they do.

So-- because everyone needs one of those a day, right?

Yeah, yeah.

So all the hospitals-- isn't this great, tWitch?

Amazing.

That's incredible.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Super proud of this.

I mean, it's great to have a business and to make art,

but this is really fantastic.

It's amazing.

So we're starting-- I mean, Cottage Hospital, up here where

we live, didn't have anything.

They were low on everything.

So they'll be able to get them, really

all hospitals that need them.

You'll service all the hospitals.

Yeah, yeah.

Very cool.

So if you can figure out how to print food on that thing,

we'll be set.

Really, between the shields and the food,

you're single-handedly keeping us alive.

All right.

Thank you, baby.

Bye.

All right.

Bye bye.

That's very cool that you're doing that, Portia.

Isn't that great?

Yeah.

It's awesome.