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  • >> Stephen: YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "SWISS ARMY MAN" AND

  • "MIRACLE WORKERS", AND HARRY POTTER.

  • PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," DANIEL RADCLIFFE.

  • HEY!

  • ( NO AUDIO ).

  • >> Stephen: WE'RE DOING WELL.

  • WE'LL HAVE TO MUTE THIS.

  • I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HEARING YOU THROUGH MY IFB, AND WHEN WE

  • FIGURE OUT HOW TO LISTEN TO YOU, THROUGH THIS OR MY LAPTOP.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS.

  • ( NO AUDIO ).

  • >> Stephen: CAN'T HEAR A WORD, BUT YOU LOOK VERY NICE.

  • LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF MIME TRAINING YOU'VE GOT THERE,

  • RADCLIFFE.

  • COME ON, YOU TRAINED ACTOR.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO, NO?

  • SO, DANIEL, I KNOW I CAN'T HEAR YOU YET, BUT I SENSE YOU CAN

  • HEAR ME, BASED UPON HOW HAPPY YOU ARE TO HEAR MY DULCEET

  • TONES.

  • YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME THE WAY YOU'RE LOOKING, BUT

  • I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LOOK OVER HERE TO LOOK LIKE I'M LOOKING AT

  • YOU.

  • I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE HARD, BECAUSE THE EYE JUST WANTS TO GO

  • RIGHT THERE.

  • YOU'RE JUST SO CHARMING.

  • JUST A BLACK HOLE OF CHARM, SUCKS IN ALL THE EYES AROUND IT.

  • OKAY.

  • I'M GOING TO KEEP DOING THIS.

  • AND AT SOME POINT, I'LL HEAR DANIEL, AND THEN WE'LL LIGHT

  • THIS CANDLE.

  • >> STEPHEN, CAN YOU HEAR THAT?

  • >> Stephen: NOPE.

  • YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD THAT IT'S NOT EASY.

  • IT ADDS ANOTHER FLAVOR.

  • IT SPRINKLES A LITTLE SALT ON THE SHOW.

  • YOU KNOW.

  • WHO DO I CALL?

  • HEY, YOU'RE DROPPING THE BALL, RADCLIFFE!

  • ( NO AUDIO ) I SEE HIM.

  • YOU CAN HEAR ME, DANIEL?

  • OKAY.

  • I STILL DON'T HEAR ANYTHING FROM THIS ONE.

  • ♪ I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WHEN THE SUNRISE SHINING IN

  • BOOOMOH, I FOUND MYSELF IN A BROWN

  • PAPER BAG WITHINOH, I TRIPPED ON A CLOUD AND

  • TORE MY MIND ON A RAGGED SKYJUST DROPPED IN TO SEE WHAT

  • CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS INIT WAS "WHAT CONDITION MY

  • CONDITION WAS IN BY KENNY ROGERS WRITTEN BY MEL TILLIS AS A WAY

  • TO WRITE A JOKE PSYCHEDELIC SONG OF HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO MAKE A

  • PSYCHEDELIC SONG AND IT BECAME A HUGE HIT AND AN ANTHEM OF

  • PSYCHEDELIC ROCK.

  • WHERE'S YOUR SUIT, DANIEL?

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

  • WHAT YOU DON'T OWN A SIEWLT?

  • COME ON.

  • THERE ARE STANDARDS.

  • WHEN IS THE LAST TIME-- NO, HE CAN'T RESPOND.

  • HOW DOES IT FEEL?

  • WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ON SCREEN FOR YEARS AND BEEN

  • YELLING AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID A DAMN THING BACK!

  • OH, HE'S WRITING!

  • HE'S WRITING THINGS OUT.

  • OOOO.

  • I THOUGHT I SHOULD BE CASUAL.

  • YES, YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD.

  • WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?

  • I'LL JUST CALL YOU.

  • I'LL CALL YOU.

  • HEY, EVERYBODY.

  • YOU KNOW MY GUEST TONIGHT FROM "SWISS ARMY MAN," "MIRACLE

  • WORKERS," AND A LITTLE INDY FILM SERIES CALLED HARRY POTTER.

  • PLEASE WELCOME "THE LATE SHOW", DANIEL RADCLIFFE.

  • >> HI, STEPHEN.

  • I CAN HEAR YOU.

  • YOU CAN HEAR ME?

  • >> Stephen: I CAN, LOUD AND CLEAR.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> NO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING ME AND PERSEVERING AND

  • THE PEOPLE MAKING THIS HAPPEN RIGHT NOW.

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, EVERYBODY OUT THERE IS JUST

  • KILLING THEMSELVES TO MAKE THIS WORK RIGHT NOW.

  • I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HAVING THAT GRAPHIC BEHIND YOU OVER

  • YOUR SHOULDER.

  • THAT'S NICELY DONE.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • THAT'S THE BIGGEST PAPER I HAD.

  • IT'S A SMALL SIGN, BUT IT'S A SIGN.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

  • THANK YOU FOR THE EFFORT.

  • SO, HOW-- HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

  • ARE YOU ALL SAFE AND SOUND AND FULLY SEQUESTERED?

  • >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

  • I GOT IN FROM EUROPE-- I WAS DOING A PLAY IN LONDON, WHICH,

  • OBVIOUSLY, AMONG THE MANY PLACES THAT CLOSED EARLY.

  • -- >> Stephen: SORRY, HOLD ON.

  • LONDON, THUD.

  • GO AHEAD.

  • ( LAUGHS ).

  • >> AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS HERE, AND --

  • >> Stephen: HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

  • SOMEONE'S GOT A GOIL.

  • T.THERE YOU GO.

  • >> AND I WAS JUST, LIKE, VERY, VERY CONCERNED TO GET BACK TO

  • HER THROUGH ALL THIS AND NOT BE, LIKE, YEAH, YEAH.

  • SO I-- I-- GOT ON-- I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THE LAST FLIGHTS OUT

  • BEFORE THEY SHUT DOWN THE FLIGHTS.

  • AND SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN, YEAH, DOING A TOTAL QUARANTINE.

  • SO THIS IS DAY 11 OF 14 OF NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE.

  • >> Stephen: WOW.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: NOW I UNDERSTAND-- I HEARD YOU WERE THE SUBJECT OF

  • A HOAX WHEN A FAKE BBC ACCOUNT-- NOT THE BBC.

  • IT SAID IT WAS THE BBC-- TWEETED THAT YOU WERE THE FIRST

  • CELEBRITY DIAGNOSED WITH COVID-19.

  • IS THAT TRUE?

  • >> YEAH, IT WAS.

  • >> Stephen: WHEN WAS THIS.

  • >> THIS WAS ABOUT... THREE WEEKS AGO PROBABLY NOW.

  • AND I-- I JUST WENT INTO HAIR AND MAKEUP BEFORE I WAS DOING

  • THE PLAY AND THE MAKEUP ARTIST SAID TO ME, "YOU'VE GOT

  • CORONAVIRUS."

  • AND I SAID, "WHAT?" >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW YOU

  • FOUND OUT?

  • YOUR MAKEUP ARTIST TOLD YOU?

  • >> YES.

  • HE GOT A TEXT FROM HIS NIECE, WHO APPARENTLY TEXTED HIM SAYING

  • SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT, "THAT DUDE YOU'RE WORKING WITH, HE HAS

  • CORONAVIRUS," VERY MUCH A WARNING TEXT, LIKE, "YOU

  • SHOULDN'T BE WORKING WITH HIM.

  • HE SHOULDN'T BE THERE AT ALL."

  • HE SAID THAT TO ME, AND I WAS-- I KIND OF-- YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD

  • VARIOUS WEIRD STORIES MADE UP ABOUT ME OVER THE YEARS.

  • BUT NONE AS TOPICAL AS THIS.

  • BUT, LIKE, SO I KIND OF, LIKE, LAUGHED IT OFF, AND THEN I DID A

  • DAY OF PRESS THE NEXT DAY IN WHICH EVERY INTERVIEW WAS JUST

  • ME DENYING I HAD THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK YOU?

  • IS IT BECAUSE YOU KIND OF LOOK ILL?

  • >> I THINK IT IS, HONESTLY.

  • LIKE THAT WAS MY FIRST-- MY FIRST-- MY FIRST WAS I SO OFTEN

  • WILL-- AND GOD KNOWS WHEN I USED TO-- I DON'T READ COMMENTS ABOUT

  • MYSELF ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE GENERALLY, BUT WHEN I USED TO--

  • AND I DID USED TO-- THERE WERE SO MANY LIKE, "HE'S ILL.

  • HE HAS A SECRET ILLNESS HE'S NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT."

  • I'M JUST VERY PALE.

  • I THINK THERE'S THAT, ME BEING PALE, AND I'M NOT ON SOCIAL

  • MEDIA, SO I'M KIND OF NOT ON TOP OF IT ENOUGH TO SEE IT AND REACT

  • TO IT QUICKLY ENOUGH TO STOP IT.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • >> I CAN PUT OW SPEAKER?

  • ARE PEOPLE GOING TO-- ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS AND BE LIKE, "WHY

  • DIDN'T THEY HAVE THE PHONE ON SPEAKER?"

  • >> Stephen: I GUESS SO.

  • WHY DON'T WE HAVE THE PHONES ON SPEAKER?

  • I THINK IT MIGHT FEEDBACK.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: THEY'RE RECORDING ME, AND THEY'RE RECORDING YOU

  • AND THEY WILL FIT THIS TOGETHER.

  • IT WILL TAKE ABOUT A MONTH TO GET THIS TOGETHER, I THINK.

  • >> I WATCHED YOUR REHEARSAL EPISODE.

  • THAT WAS-- THAT WAS FANTASTIC TO WATCH.

  • >> Stephen: OH, THE ONE WE DID IN THE THEATER.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WITHOUT THE AUDIENCE.

  • YES, IT WAS FUN.

  • >> THAT WAS AMAZING.

  • IT WAS SO-- YEAH-- WE.

  • >> Stephen: WE HAD ALL THE TECHNOLOGY THERE.

  • WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE.

  • THIS IS WE'RE HAVING TO REBUILD EVERYTHING.

  • YOU'RE SOCIAL DISTANCING NOW.

  • HOW ARE YOU PASSING YOUR TIME AND STAYING SANE?

  • >> SO, YEAH, I MEAN, I'M READING A LOT, DOING ALL THE THINGS THAT

  • OTHER PEOPLE ARE.

  • THE THING THAT HAS MAINLY PASSED A LOT OF TIME-- ALTHOUGH IT'S

  • NOW-- THERE IS NOW A HUGE HOLE IN MY LIFE BECAUSE IT'S

  • FINISHED, BUT WE DID A MASSIVE LEGO PROJECT, AND IT'S, LIKE, A

  • THREE,200-ISH, SET OF JURASSIC PARK, SO IT'S THE DOORS AND T.

  • REX.

  • AND IT'S AWESOME.

  • YOU KNOW, IT WAS HAVE, VERY FUN.

  • IT TUNING A LOT OF TIME, AND WEIRDLY MEDITATIVE.

  • >> Stephen: YOU DID THE ENTIRE JURASSIC PARK LEGO PROJECT.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU?

  • >> I THINK WE DID IT OVER THE COURSE OF THREE DAYS.

  • WE COULD HAVE DONE IT FASTER IF WE HAD BEEN EXCLUSIVELY DOING

  • IT.

  • I KNOW, WE'VE GOT THE TIME.

  • >> Stephen: HOLD OMY SON IS HERE.

  • PETER, YOU HAVE DONE SOME BIG LEGO PROJECTS.

  • >> OH, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU DONE THE JURASSIC PARK LEGO.

  • >> IS THAT A RECENT RELEASE.

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT A FAIRLY RECENT RELEASE, DANIEL?

  • >> IS THAT A RECENT RELEASE?

  • SHOULD I SHOW IT TO YOU?

  • >> Stephen: OH, JUST SHOW IT TO ME, YEAH.

  • >> THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS I WAS LAUGHING AT, WHEN THIS WAS

  • GOING OI WAS LAUGHING THINKING I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING HERE

  • GETTING READY TO GO ON "STEPHEN COLBERT" AND SHOWING MY LEGO S.

  • >> Stephen: BELIEVE ME, IF WE COULD TRANSPORT THEM I WOULD

  • HAVE YOU BRING IT ON THE SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: OH, WOW!

  • THAT IS SWEET.

  • >> I HAVE NOT DONE THAT.

  • >> Stephen: >> A DOORS OPEN.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A T.

  • REX?

  • OH, DAMN!

  • CLEVER GIRL.

  • >> SO THAT'S -- >> Stephen: THAT'S THE RAPTOR.

  • NO LETTERS, PLEASE.

  • THAT'S FANTASTIC!

  • >> YEAH, SO THAT TOOK SOME TIME.

  • AND I'M NOT REALLY LIKE-- THAT'S THE THING, I ACTUALLY FIND THE

  • TRYING TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTION AND WONDER IF I'M GETTING IT RIGHT

  • PART QUITE STRESSFUL, BUT I DON'T REALLY DO THAT THAT.

  • I SORT OF ORGANIZE THE PIECES INTO SHAPES AND COLORS, AND THEN

  • I PASS THEM TO ERIN AS SHE PUTS IT TOGETHER.

  • SO WHEN I SAY, "I BUILT A LEGO" I HELPED.

  • >> Stephen: SO YOU'RE A SOUS CHEF.

  • THAT'S IT.

  • >> THAT'S A REALLY NICE WAY OF SAYING IT.

  • >> Stephen: YU'RE PREPPING.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, DO YOU

  • THINK THAT HARRY POTTER HIMSELF MIGHT BE A GOOD MODEL FOR PEOPLE

  • WHO ARE HAVING TO SEQUESTER?

  • BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU, HE SPENT 11 YEARS-- YOU'VE

  • DONE 11 DAYS-- HE SPENT 11 YEARS LIVING IN A CUPBOARD.

  • >> YES, YEAH, RIGHT.

  • I MEAN, THAT'S VERY MUCH THE PART OF THE BOOKS THAT I FEEL

  • LIKE WE WANTED-- WE WANTED PEOPLE TO ASPIRE TO.

  • >> Stephen: RIGHT.

  • WE DON'T GET TO REALLY SEE MUCH ABOUT THAT.

  • >> IT ACTUALLY WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SETS.

  • I LOVED BEING IN THAT LITTLE CUPBOARD.

  • BUT IT WAS, LIKE, IT WAS REALLY COOL.

  • BUT, YEAH, NO, I THINK THAT'S REALLY THE MESSAGE OF THE BOOKS

  • THAT I REMEMBER IS ISOLATE YOURSELF.

  • >> Stephen: THE NEW SHOW "MIRACLE WORKERS," IS IN ITS

  • SECOND SEASON.

  • AND THIS SEASON IT TAKES PLACE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT THE TIME PERIOD OR IS IT "MEDIEVAL TIMES"

  • WITH KNIGHTS FIGHTING IN THE SAND PITS AND DRINKING DIET

  • PEPSI.

  • >> IT'S NOT.

  • I HAVE YET TO GO TOW A REAL MEDIEVAL TIMES.

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE GOT TO.

  • >> I KNOW, IT'S GENUINELY ON MY LIST.

  • A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF OURS HAD A BACHELORETTE PARTY AT ONE AND I

  • DID FEEL LIKE I WANT TO GO.

  • BUT, YES, IT'S SET IN THE DARK AGES AND, YOU KNOW, I'M, LIKE, A

  • SLIGHT HISTORY NERD AND READ A LOT --

  • >> Stephen: THERE IS A PLAYING IN THIS SEASON OF THE SHOW.

  • >> THERE IS.

  • >> Stephen: WHICH YOU TAPED LONG BEFORE THE CORONAVIRUS.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: ABOUT PLAGUES THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO PEOPLE OUT

  • THERE WHO DON'T KNOW WHO TO EXPECT.

  • >> OH, NO.

  • >> Stephen: ANYTHING TO DO?

  • ANYTHING TO BEHAVE?

  • ANYTHING?

  • >> I MEAN, DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT THEY DID IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.

  • I FELT LIKE THAT WAS -- >> Stephen: NO LEECH-CRAFT.

  • NO BLOODLETTING?

  • >> I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO SAY THAT ON TV IN CASE SOMEONE TRIES

  • IT.

  • NO, I DON'T, I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY-- THERE ARE PROBABLY

  • LESSONS WE COULD TAKE.

  • I'M SURE WE LEARNED A LOT FROM THE BLACK PLAGUE.

  • WE ALL NEED STAY INSIDE AND WASH OUR HANDS, AND WE KNOW STUFF

  • ABOUT GERMS NOW THAT WE DIDN'T THEN, SO WE NEED TO BE INTENSELY

  • GRATEFUL FOR THAT.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I'M INTENSELY GRATEFUL THAT YOU

  • WOULD COME ON THE SHOW UNDER THESE TRYING CONDITIONS.

  • DANIEL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> NO WORRIES.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • THIS GENUINELY HAS BEEN FASCINATING AND COOL TO BE A

  • PART OF.

  • >> Stephen: THE AUDIENCE WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

  • >> Stephen: YES.

  • >> Stephen: "MIRACLE WORKERS" IS ON TBS ON DEMAND OR THE TBS

  • APP.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM "SWISS ARMY MAN" AND

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