Look at the hair on you.

This is incredible.

Incredible locks on a young Nick Kroll.

Um, and I'm curious.

How was that prom night?

Did you have a satisfying prom night?

It was not great.

Um, it was not a great prom.

Uh, what happened?

My friends and I was I had, like, a pre cocktail party thing for all the kids in my grade to come in my house.

And none of my friends came, and then we did.

The promise of was fine.

And then we went and saw jazz in New York City than I thought it was so cool.

And all of my friends did not like it was not a cool two.

What was your Did you have a good problem?

No, I didn't go to prom.

I, uh it's a long story, but I ended up not going to prom, and I ended up going to a, um I went to us a store that sold potted plants and fertilizer because my dad needed fertilizer.

So I ended up loading a bunch of bags of fertilizer into the back of a really crappy station.

wagon getting covered in fertilizer dust because he wanted me to plant these shrubs in the backyard.

And then I was driving down Route nine back to my house and I stopped at a stoplight, and next to me was a limousine, and the window lowered.

And it was this girl I really liked.

And this guy was taking her out, and I was waving to them.

It's a long story, but I did not go to prom.

And I think that a shitty pram fertilizer, you know, we didn't You you didn't need to say fertilizer, you know, going to get in close.

I'm gonna get in real close.

I can't because of my allergic walnut ice.

I can't get too close to the camera.

There.

Now, listen.

You speak with the youth of America through you.

D'oh!

You do.

And you can add that rooms everywhere You've been asked to stop.

But my question is, what do?

What do you think is?

I mean, so many young people, so many 17 and 18 year olds are gonna miss their prom this year.

What do you think?

How are they gonna get through that?

Well, I mean, I'm I think we're I'm working on.

I'm working on something, actually, to try to get t figure help kids who are missing their problem.

I'm working on something right now for Riel.

Um, but I think, like, here's what I'll say is like whether you get your problem or not.

And all these poor seniors who are socially distance from each other in there like senior spring, the highlight of, like, high school and of your childhood, for you will go off.

It sucks.

You're not allowed to be around each other.

We have to take this very seriously.

But I will say, Like when this ends and everybody is allowed to re gather it's gonna be a fast Conan.

Um, And I think like all those kids who are pent up at home, they're gonna get together and they are gonna get after It's gonna be up.

I got to say, I've never been to a test.

Great.

It's like driving a station wagon full of fertilizer.

No.

Okay.

Okay.

I missed out on that man.

Uh uh.

Fantastic.

Yeah, but I am.

I I will report back, but I'm trying to work on something for for prom.

Yeah, but I will say like it sucks.

There's no there's no denying it sucks for these kids, but I think when we all get back together, those kids are gonna have a good time.