mission to make spaghetti in a cooking simulator I have not played this game

沒錯 我叫 PewDiePie

before so I don't even know if it's possible that's how committed I am to

我的任務就是 用料理模擬器煮義大利麵

this spaghetti making spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know

我還沒玩過這款遊戲

how to cook how does it work oh it's a blender okay all right

所以我也不知道會不會成功

spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know how to cook the lie

聽起來就整個「很會煮義大利麵」

detector determined that was a lot now the first thing you need to do for a

義大利麵就是那幾種 「我真的會煮的」料理之一

successful spaghetti is chop the onion so let's grab them okay let's see how

這怎麼用阿

you do this okay chop I like onion I don't like the

喔 原來是個攪拌器 OK 酷喔

consistencies I always chop them very finely which is what we're gonna do here

義大利麵就是那種 「我真的會煮的」料理之一

okay well that's good enough hey maybe I can use the blender you think I wanted

**根據測謊機的判斷，他在說謊!!!**

that work move vertically okay okay okay drop what's happening do that yeah all

首先呢 要做一道成功的義大利麵

right that doesn't work all right so we have our onion that one is breaking it

就是切洋蔥

down for some reason oh we can put it in the food processor put it in gently

所以就來切吧

gently put it in gently thank you

好喔 一起看看要怎麼切

now now they will be chopped

我切

cool they all disappeared are you kidding me

我喜歡我的洋蔥切的不這麼一致

alright let's just chop it right here I'm sick of this I just realize now I

我切都順手切切就給他過去

have to pick them all up individually I'm a goddamn idiot

我們在..這...也要...這麼...做

I need a cutting board unless I can just scoop them over can I do that can i

好了 剛剛那樣就可以了 也許我可以用攪拌器

scoop no the answer is no for the god addict for the hundredth time let's make

不曉得有沒有用

some onion on this onion cutting you're actually not supposed to use a wooden

直直戳下去

board for cutting onion guess that it might be a might be it sucks it up okay

好好好好

and you don't want onion sucked up in your day shit I'm gonna get a plastic

放開

board for this game sucks so this will do all right I think we've done it next

花生什麼事

we grab a pan everyone laughs we put it down we turn on the heat let's not

是怎樣

forget the oil avocado water sunflower red honey when oil

好喔 根本沒用

I need cooking oil there it is Oliver okay perfect open bottle let's pour that

我們現在有一些洋蔥

baby or that baby in the bottle there it is put you down there excellent

有一個還給我在那跳舞 不知道是想怎樣

well let's get those motherfuckin onions cool that makes sense

喔！我們可以放到食物處理器裡欸

why the fuck is there a shelf there are you kidding me

輕輕地給他放下去

it's fine god damn it oh my god let's put you down all right cool

輕輕地

we're making spaghetti there it is that's the sound that's the sound I need

把它輕輕地 放進去

a spatula blowtorch

感恩

so we have our spatula make sure they don't get burned let's get the onion and

現在

we're cooking it wrong there you go can we chop it in the pan

現在就能攪碎了

because I would save me a lot of time we are cooking the knife everyone there it

好啊 都給我搞消失

is there it is where did they go onions just don't disappear there you go just a

你在開玩笑嗎！？

little bit god dammit I'm doing I'm doing it all

好ㄛ 乾脆在這裡切一切算了

wrong I forgot you okay I need a I need a deeper Bowl I need a deep bowl can I

我受夠了

get a deep Bowl day a small pot this is the small pot apparently according to

我剛剛才發現

this game everyone this is how you do I forgot you don't tell you that you could

現在我還要一個一個拿起來

yeah and I would yeah yeah yeah okay and then

我真是天殺的87

yeah yeah yeah he's for it yeah let's get the onion it's with the onion let's

我需要一塊沾版

get the onion let's get them all right well one two of them made it two of them

除非我可以全部刮在一塊兒

made it that's a win can I change the temperature there's one setting all

我可以這樣弄嗎

right next up and grab the mints cool there's no mints

挖得起來嗎

there's hamburger meat so I guess we're doing that I guess through you at three

不行

will do now we want to cook that with a lid for about are you kidding me

答案是不行

oh it's too hot I can't touch it where's the rest stick an onion I'll

拎老師勒！！！

just grab the fun and you guys oh you see it getting

都做幾百次了 讓我們來切洋蔥吧

cooked okay okay game we needed tomato sauce

在這個就是拿來切洋蔥的..

tomato sauce tomato salsa tomato sauce tomato sauce where are you

實際上你不應該用木頭沾版

liquid they don't have tomato sauce but they have a ketchup so that's what we're

來切洋蔥

going fit mmm ketchup in the spaghetti luxury there you go

因為它可能會 ... 會搞砸好嗎

I guess we need a lot of it colonic I poured the whole bottle of hemorrhoids

你不希望你洋蔥爛掉 跟你的人生一樣

alright that's starting to look good maybe we add some spices or oregano

你會拿一個塑膠沾版 但這遊戲...

there you go I'm staying true to the recipe let's not

爛到爆！

forget salt this spaghetti is gonna be the bone pop up here spaghetti and then

所以我們該這麼做

some pepper all right now while that is cooking on low temperature we're gonna

爽啦

add some water

我覺得夠了

all right let's put that on the stove until it

接下來我們拿一個平底鍋

boils

然後哇啦

and let's not forget to salt the water I'm getting good at this you want to let

我們放在爐子上

that simmer a bit and let's make sure the water boils meanwhile let's get some

把火轉開

pasta okay they don't have spaghetti but they have penne pasta penne

別忘了放油

is it boiling yet is it even on its on why is it not boiling all right the legs

酪梨

all right we didn't hit a stick god damn it

水

try that again this is basically yeah it looks like we need more water I'll show

向日葵

that cover cool kind of place do we you okay the pen is boiling this is going

紅酒

great looking really good maybe try and stir it a little bit make

蜂蜜

sure the pasta isn't goddammit don't do that whoa

醋

why is it spatula oh my god there's one onion in there it's fine let's just cook

油!!! 我需要煮菜用的油!!!

it in red wine then chop the mince maybe

找到了 橄欖油 水啦

wow you can cut it so nicely amazing this is going to be the best goddamn uh

罐子打開

spaghetti in the planet there you go how's the pennant overboiled got it

把油倒出來

Thanks we need a what is it called

把油倒進去

the water dispenser utensil cool they don't have it I guess a fryer basket

整罐倒

would do it Oh qalander that's what full calendar I

安捏做就對了

got it I got it I got it done all right this is a very crucial moment we need to

洋蔥丟進去

get the pasta in the colander I don't see how I can mess this up yeah

水喔

get in there my sweet savory children okay

讓我們煮這些他Ｘ的洋蔥

now let's put the thing in the thing oh yeah oh yeah we're making art here hey

可以嗎？

hey get out of my face turn off you're annoying me so much

了蓋嗎？

you're wasting water oh I was using the hot water alright how's my pasta sauce

為什麼那裡有個該死的架子

looking good it's that a banana for no reason

你開玩笑嗎

can you just cook banana alright that will be our dessert a chocolate that's

沒事兒

what came out I poured a whole liter of spaghetti sauce that's what came out

林老師卡賀勒

I wanted coordinate stop and there you have it everyone

我的天啊

Bon Appetit there's flank spaghetti now let's see how this banana mails anything

先放下來

well shoot what can we add to this to make it more delicious add some

來

chocolate now that's a nice banana that's a good

煮義大利麵

banana what if we chop it into Michael are you telling me I can't put my banana

安捏丟對了嘛！

in my microwave maybe I need to put it on a plate

這聲音就對了嘛！

all we missed all of it there's my banana microwave that

我需要鏟子

are you kidding me I crouched hurry up my bananas dying oh god I don't trust

我們現在有鍋鏟

you but I have no choice

要小心不能弄到燒焦

oh my god it works seemingly asleep there you go

我現在很北宋

in you go there you go close close let's microwave

真的很北宋

some people say you should microwave metal oh my god I can't open the door

來拿林老師的洋蔥

are you kidding me spatula please there we go how's my

我們煮的方法錯了

Burnett it's too hot god damn off perfect what is this game

安捏家丟

oh my god it's stuck

我們可以在鍋子上切嗎

banana come back banana place had some of their cool stuff like the cool

這樣可以節省很多時間

equipments like what can you do you can blow torch you should probably be

結果現在我們在煮刀子

careful with this oh god damn it that's bad is that bad

終於

go bucket oh god it's spreading God Emma are you kidding me

終於阿

let's get the gasses away from me oh no not my food ah okay it's fine just need

是跑去哪裡哄!!!!

to grab Dave oh god

洋蔥不會自己搞消失這一招好嗎

Oh God now like this spaghetti you were like a brother to me spaghetti you were

可以喔 再加一點

like a goddamn from ah god damn it there's not even a piece let cool well

三小啦 我根本就做不對阿

that was a cooking simulator I think it went pretty well that was my spaghetti

我忘記弄那個

can't try it I don't know if it was good or not but I think I'm gonna end that

沒事 我需要一個

episode there so thank you guys for watching smash like subscribe and let me

我需要一個比較深的鍋子

know if you follow this recipe and how you did thank you

比較深的鍋子

nailed it what you never played super simulator you know it's fun right I'm

可以給我一個深鍋子嗎

not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if

小鍋鍋 很明顯的這叫小鍋鍋

it's good or not not convinced yet okay I'll cut you a deal

至少這遊戲是安捏共A

the game is available for free and that's a great price

我們要這樣做才對 我之前忘了