CHECKS GOING OUT TO PEOPLE.

IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

>> THE UNITED STATES TREASURY PROUDLY PRESENTS: THE DONALD J.

TRUMP COMMEMORATIVE CORONAVIRUS CHECK.

EACH CHECK IS EMBLAZONED WITH DONALD TRUMP'S ACTUAL SIGNATURE

AND FEATURES A DRAMATIC IMAGE OF THE PRESIDENT PUNCHING THE VIRUS

IN THE FACE.

EACH CHECK IS LOVINGLY DATED APRIL 1, IN MEMORY OF THE DATE

THE PRESIDENT ASSURED US THIS CRISIS WOULD THEIRACUOUSLY GO

AWAY.

TO COMMEMORATE EVERYTHING THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T DO.

ORDER YOUR CORONAVIRUS CHECK, SIGNED BY DONALD TRUMP, TODAY.

>> PLEASE ALLOW 8-10 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY OR LONGER IF HIS HAND

CRAMPS UP.

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."