♪ Oh the grass is greener ♪

♪ Than I ever did remember ♪

♪ With you darling ♪

♪ I think the air is cleaner ♪

♪ The smoke is gone ♪

♪ And the skies are growing nearer ♪

- (narrator) Every TikTok ever

♪ Don't stop, ♪

♪ Give me the best that you got ♪

♪ Why don't you make it too hot ♪

♪ All that I need is more, more, more ♪

- No, no, no.

You do it until you get it right.

Get it right!

- Okay, okay.

♪ Don't stop ♪

♪ Give me that ♪

- No, no, no. Like this

You go

(movement expressions)

And then like that.

Like that!

- Okay.

- Okay?

- It's been four hours.

- Okay, do you want to be in a

Super Bowl hummus commercial or no?

- I do, I do.

- Okay.

Go!

♪ Don't stop ♪

♪ Give me the best that you ♪

(yelling)

- (Narrator) I just take tweets

and act them out in person.

It's not stealing.

- Brit, wanna be in a TikTok with me?

- Okay.

Brittny slept with my boyfriend Taylor,

and she doesn't know that I know.

- (gasping) Oh my God,

how did you know I slept with Tyler?

- You mean Taylor?

- I thought you said it was going to be Tyler?

- Anyways, she slept with my boyfriend.

- Oh my God, I am sorry.

Wait, what's my line?

- Oh my God,

I gave you the script last last week.

Do you even want to be a famous homewrecker?

- Yes.

- I'm not going to tag you

if you keep (beep) up.

- Okay.

- Brit slept with my boyfriend Taylor.

- Oh my God.

How did you know I slept with Taylor?

Yes, nailed it.

- We're going to have to

take that back one more time.

- Okay, dammit.

- (Narrator) TikTok,

now you don't have to peak in high school.

♪ Twenty-Four seven, ♪

♪ Three, six, five ♪

♪ Party don't stop ♪

♪ Party don't stop ♪

♪ Get it, get it ♪

♪ I keep on dancing ♪

♪ With the light of your eyes ♪

♪ We keep it dirty ♪

♪ All night, all night yeah ♪

- Ah dude, she is so hot.

She can tie a cherry-stem in a knot

using her tongue.

- Why is that hot?

- Ah man,

I bet she could tie my tongue in a knot

using her tongue.

- That's just weird.

- Ah dude,

I bet she could tie my wiener in a knot

using her tongue.

- What?

- (Narrator) No,

the page refreshed before I liked it.

Now I'm never going to find that TikTok again!

- Yeah all right, TikTok is pretty cool.

I mean,

yeah it's easy to make fun of,

but it's a great way for people to show

off their talents.

- I agree.

(muffled yelling)

- Can we pretend we never saw that?

- Yep.

(car squeaking)

- (Narrator) I've been practicing the Renegade

for three months.

- Ay yo, witchcraft check.

♪ Every soul we take ♪

♪ It brings us greater power ♪

♪ Every heart we break ♪

♪ Surrender to the witch ♪

- (Narrator) Finally,

a haven for cosplayers.

- (man in red pants) I mean,

TikTok's fun as heck,

but I don't know if I'm ready to trust it again.

- I agree.

I love the new platform,

but I feel like my walls are up.

Like, I don't want to get my heart broken again.

- Yes!

I just keep picturing the app

walking out of my life,

out of nowhere.

- I just don't want to be left alone again.

I mean, TikTok?

TikTok?

(yelling)

- That's just the sound of time counting down

until it abandons us again.

- (girl in pink shirt) You're right.

- Hey guys.

Did you know that there's a Vine two.

It's called Bite.

- No.

- That sounds so stupid.

- Sounds dumb as heck.

- Yeah, that's not going to last at all.

- Oh, okay.

- Get out of here,

you started Vine late.

- I, yeah I wasn't

- No

- Don't take the,

hey, no!

(yelling)

- God dang it.

- Get out.

Get out of here.

Viner's only.

- Coffee is for us.

- Do you guys want to make a

TikTok together?

- No.

- Okay.

- (Narrator) It's not lip syncing,

I'm acting.

♪ Everybody wants a piece of me ♪

♪ Well that's fine ♪

♪ But next time ♪

♪ Ain't coming back as someone perfect ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ I'm heading straight into the train wreck ♪

♪ Train wreck ♪

♪ Now everybody wants a piece of me ♪

- Are you filming again?

We've been over this.

This is a serious HIPAA violation.

Lady, you are not just risking your career,

but you're also risking a very big

lawsuit at this hospital.

So I need you to understand,

this information you're putting out,

is extremely inaccurate to a dangerous degree.

- But doctor, it's okay.

I turned off the comments.

- What? Oh my God.

♪ Everybody want's a piece of me ♪

♪ Well that's fine ♪

♪ But next time ♪

♪ Ain't coming back as someone perfect ♪

♪ No ♪

- (Narrator) Was that animal video cute

or abusive? You decide.

- So go,

this is for Rachel,

you big, fat, stupid

- (man in green shirt) Hey guys.

I need some help.

I learned a new cry,

but I'm having trouble

figuring out the POV for it.

Like, I've already done a bunch of oddly

specific we broke up stuff.

- Okay.

Well just show us the cry,

and then we can figure it out from there.

- Okay.

(crying)

- Wow.

That's next level.

- Thank you, thank you.

- That's good.

- I appreciate it.

I was thinking something like,

POV, we're about to kiss,

but then, you break up with me,

but then, you say nevermind,

but then, you say nevermind, again.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I got one.

So like, it's like.

POV, we're about to kiss,

but the I remember you were killed

by that drunk horse three years ago,

but then you're still standing in front of me,

and I'm like ah, so I lean in,

but then I remember I can't kiss ghosts.

- Oh, yeah.

How about,

POV, we're about to kiss,

but then you tell me

that I'm getting drafted into World War three,

and then you sneeze really loud,

but I'm still sad.

- That's perfect.

- (Narrator) Wait,

people live stream on here?

- Ay yo,

I think my grandfathers a serial killer check.

♪By ♪

♪ By the time she reads this note ♪

♪ I'll be ♪

♪ Flying out to Cali ♪

♪ Sitting by the ocean ♪

♪ Soaking in all I can stand ♪

♪ Oh and this time ♪

♪ I ain't coming back again ♪

- Are you recording?

(yelling)

- How do I turn this

How do I turn this off?

- There's something weird about this.

- Oh my God, you're noticing it too?

- Yeah.

The vibe checks all sound like

they've been recorded by the same introverted girl.

- But that's not possible, right?

(typing)

- Ay yo, pretty until I cry check.

- All right.

Next we need a ay yo,

my period lasts for fourteen days check.

- Ay yo, my period lasts for fourteen days check.

- Good, that was good.

I like that.

- Yo.

I just ate a bunch of expired soup check.

Oh make my tummy go ouch.

It goes hurt hurt.

It goes pop, and it hurts.

It hurts to go oh, oh, oh.

And I messed up the bathroom

and nobody knows that it was me,

cause it was a secret.

Because it was my roommates soup,

and I shouldn't have had it.

Cause it goes pop, and it just hurts.

It hurts.

(beep)

(singing)

- It's been four hours.

- Shut up!

Shut up you!

You want to be famous

TikTok whore or no?

- I do.

- Good.

- My mic keeps freaking falling.

(beep)

- (beep) my foot hurts!

- (lady in green) Aw are you okay?

- Yowzers yes it's fine.

- (lady in green) Do you want to cut?

- No I can do it, I'm a big boy.

(laughing)

- It just hurts.

All right.

(beep)

- Oh my God.

How did you know I slept with Tortle?

Ah, wrong name.

- You know what, my boyfriend's name is Tortle.

- Tortle

- That's his name, that's his name.

(beep)

- You heard what I said.

That is exactly what I said.

I'm not going to shy away from it.

I'm proud of what I thought.

Turn it into a Wetzel's Pretzel.

- You know the Looney Toons where Elmer Fudd