What are you simpletons doing?

[snoring]

[screaming]

OK, get in.

Squidward!

April Fools!

What did you do to my drink?

That's my ice cream cone.

Great, now let him have it!

You can have it.

Say, thanks!

Oh my, this purse is so big and heavy.

[screaming]

[screaming]

You used me.

For land development!

Hey Patrick, what am I now?

Uh, stupid?

No, I'm Texas!

What's the difference?

[laughing]

I remember when I used to look like that guy over there.

Who, me?

Behold!

[screaming]

I got you now, SpongeBob!

- Is this any way to behave, hm? - Eat.

♪ Pizza ♪

♪ Pizza ♪

Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one--

Help! Help!

My leg!

Can't you see we're closed?

Oh, east?

I thought you said "weast".

Future!

Future!

Firmly grasp it!

Now it's time to bring it around town.

Bring it around town.

No more!

[vibrating]

OK, one more.

[vibrating]

Does this look dangerous?

I went to college!

I can't... understand... your accent.

Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing!

Testing! Ahh!

Test! Test!

Hey Sandy, look.

I'm Sandy.

[laughing]

I can't make a double Krabby Patty with the works!

I can't put a patty on a bun with lettuce, cheese,

onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles and top bun

together in that order!

Going up!

Huh?

The maniac is in the mailbox!

Pelvic thrust! Woo!

Woo!

Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪

- Squidward... - Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob!

I need it!

[laughing]

I love this show!

- Me too! - Ahh!

Hey, what do you know? I scared him!

[laughing]

Stop shouting! I'm napping!

It's not me, you old cook!

- Yes? - That's me.

I'm over here.

Be assertive!

Beep-beep.

[screaming]

Whoa!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Wee!

[groaning]

Am I the biggest loser on the beach?

Wait, Neptune. I have another idea.

Where do you think you're going?

- I was just-- - No, you're not.

You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!

[knocking]

Another one?

Look, I told your little friend, I ain't paying for that.

Well, this one's on the house!

It's not about winning, it's about fun.

What's that?

Fun is when you...

Fun is...

It's like...

[music playing]

Your song is true.

If y'all wanna be my friend, just be yourself.

I miss Bikini Bottom! I miss my Easter Island head!

I even miss SpongeBob.

[music playing]

Ooh...