in a land far away

There lived a little boy

and he drank all day

Friends called him stupid

and his brothers called him gay

Emptied all the bottles

till the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend,

He didn't have another

Vicodin his vice,

his real and only lover

Yup

Smoked a pack or two,

it never was a problem

Popped a pill or two

They really made him blossom

Yup

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

And I'm like

when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

Counterfeit

Hypocrite

Holy shit

Once upon a time in a land far away

There lived a little boy and he cried all day

Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid

He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another

Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover

Yup

Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem

Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

Yup

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

And I'm like,

when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Yup

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?

Yup

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip

And I trip, and I trip, and I trip

And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch

Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?