Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [jazzy millennium music] Greetings and welcome to an LGR thing about Windows Millennium Edition. Yes, it is time to dive into this and uhh... and see if it really was 'better living in the digital world.' You know, this is a fascinating product really, and despite my own mixed personal experiences with it, just looking back at this thing's release, its reception and its 20 years of people deriding it. I mean, it's just become one of the most often maligned and highly criticized Microsoft operating systems and tech products of all time. Whether that's completely deserved or not, let's hopefully figure some of that out in this video. But yeah, either way, Millennium Edition has appeared on so many different lists of the worst tech products ever and things like that over the years. And it's become the subject of memes, the butt of jokes and is often called something like Mistake Edition or Major Embarrassment or Multiple Enemas or whatever people wanna say that Me actually stands for. The ongoing narrative being that it was so bad that it led people to move on to Windows 2000 or, just downgrade to a Windows 98SE or not even bother changing anything with their OS at all, especially since Windows XP was just around the corner in October of 2001. This came out in well, it was released to manufacturing in June 19th of 2000 and actually hit store shelves September 14th, 2000 meaning that it remained current for a little over a year and that was that. Now as for my own personal thoughts as to whether or not this was really as bad as everyone says. Well, to be honest, at the point I'm recording this at this very moment, I haven't used it in at least 18 years I had it on my Compaq Presario 5000US it came pre-installed on there. I used it for a year, maybe two I believe and it just got so unstable at that point that I did actually downgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition and that worked a lot better, at least in my recollection. I don't actually know of the specifics of what was causing the instability. Either way I was not a fan of it back then and I've always had lingering feelings about Me ever since. And yes, it is officially pronounced 'Me' just the way it's spelled there. You'll often hear it said 'M.E.' and as far as I'm concerned that's legitimate as well. But if you look at old articles and the press and such, you've got journalists and Microsoft reps were repeatedly making the point back then that it was meant to be said 'Me' for better or worse, and the marketing reflected this. There were lots of 'Meet Me' ads and 'Me is the operating system for Me' and things like that. It's still an initialism standing for Millennium Edition of course, but the PR really wanted to try and differentiate it from Windows 2000 because that was another beast entirely sold at the same time. And it was really meant for business and enterprise users, a proper successor to Windows NT 4.0 whereas Millennium Edition was meant to be the next big mainstream consumer operating system. And originally it was actually gonna be based on the NT kernel and file system like Windows 2000 was, but for many multiple reasons it ended up being the final Windows built on top of MS-DOS and there are several videos going more in depth as to why this happened and the details of the development of it. In fact, there's one by Science Elf I watched not too long ago, I recommend that. But right now I'm more interested in seeing whether or not it really was the best in digital media and improved user experience, enhanced whole networking and a rich internet experience compared to Windows 98SE. Plus I have this big box version here of the full complete edition of Windows Millennium. Something I didn't get until recently because this has oddly enough, become somewhat hard to find, especially sealed and in complete in box like this. I've never opened up one of these, I never had it myself back in the day. Like I said, it came with my Compaq and as far as I can tell that's the way most people got Millennium Edition and was actually just a pre-installed thing. Otherwise, there were three different versions available at retail. A $60 limited edition for upgrading Windows 98SE, a $110 upgrade edition for Windows 95 and 98 first edition users, and the $210 full version complete in the box with all the goodies as we have right here. And this is also one that if you bought it from CompUSA, then you'd get a limited edition Windows Me watch with the purchase of one of the first 25,000 units sold at those stores. Well, I don't have one of those watches here, but I do have the original packaging, so yeah, let's just open it up and see what is packed inside. I mean, I'm pretty sure we all know it's gonna be operating system stuff. Microsoft didn't exactly go crazy with their boxed OS contents. Still though, I'm curious what is contained. There goes the seal, all right. [Box unboxes boxily] Imagine paying $210 in the year 2000 and this is what you get, man. Look at that. You get that hologram disc. The way this is worded amuses me. The product ships with an advanced hologram technology. I just imagined like Tupac popping out of the box. Yeah, oh man, I have never seen a Windows Millennium Edition disc in person and honestly that looks fantastic. [laughing] I'm legitimately impressed, that looks so much cooler than any other version of Windows I have. Honestly, that's legit. A product's key on the back there and not a whole lot else inside as expected. You got a nice little Windows Millennium Edition boot disk. It's always cool they include this for a couple of reasons actually for this version of Windows. And we've got a slip for America Online Gold version 5.0. Try it for 500 hours free. Indeed, yeah. The fact that you'd pay $210 and then still get advertised AOL... Anyway, Microsoft! And we got the quick start guide. It's a bummer that it doesn't come with any kind of actual manual or full documentation or anything, but you know what? That's just what they were doing at this point. One of the things they were pushing though was the interactive help system. It was supposedly much more improved. I mean it was improved over what came with like Windows 95 and 98 but yeah, this really it's just a quick startup guide. So [laughing] basically telling you the basics and that's that, man, rant over. I just don't like quick start guides and prefer actual manuals. But anyway, this is all you get inside here. Let's get this delightful-looking CD installed on the LGR Megaluminum Monster, which is currently a Windows 98SE PC but I guess now it's gonna have Millennium Edition on it and at least for today. [Saxophone fades out softly] All right, got the LGR Megaluminum Monster here ready to go and next time we see it it will be booted into Windows Me. Let's get this CD in here. [Disc startup sound plays] The CD-ROM contains a newer version of Windows Millennium presently using. Would you like to upgrade it? Yes! I mean we don't have to do it from here. We could just reboot and do things like that, but yeah, why not? I'm gonna try the, oh there's music. Sort of. [chuckles] Yeah I'm just gonna try the upgrade version of this first. Just taking 98SE and upgrading to Millennium Edition. See how that goes. I've read mixed results may occur so that could be fun and if it's a complete disaster we will try a clean install, but upgrade is first. Welcome to Windows Me set up. Congratulations on choosing Windows Millennium Edition. I'm not sure if I chose it or if you guys chose it by requesting it for years but anyway, [snarky typing] There we go. Now checking my hard disk for problems. There is no hard disk. This is running off of SD cards. There's a SCSI2SD installed in here, which is nice because I don't plan on keeping this running Millennium Edition after this, so I can just swap back to a Windows 98 SD card. I've got them cloned and everything, so I actually just swap them out all the time. But anyway, behind the scenes stuff. Windows just got better. It helps you get the most out of your computer by providing the best in digital media and improve user experience enhanced networking and rich internet. It's they were hyping those four aspects in particular constantly and all the marketing that I've been looking up here recently. It's fascinating though because a lot of those enhancements were actually available on Windows 98SE without the need for Millennium Edition even though, I mean you know they're advertised right here in the back of showing like Windows Media Player 7 for instance and talking about Internet Explorer 5.5 both of those were available as free updates, free downloads from Microsoft online for 98SE. You didn't need Me for that and that led to a lot of people, again just looking at like old user reviews and journalists and stuff to believe that you really didn't need upgrade to this. It wasn't worth upgrading because the most attractive features like Media Player 7 and IE 5.5 and MSN Messenger was a big exciting thing that Me came with. Those are all available in 98 so why would you upgrade? Well, but you know you had other things that this came with that weren't available on 98SE at least not that I know of. Like Windows Movie Maker. That was a big deal, man. I know I loved messing around with that. In fact, I believe Movie Maker was my very first video editor of any kind. Oh it's restarted. There's a more familiar looking Windows setup, setup. At least visually. Alrighty I believe that was it. So we'll see if it works. First boot here about half an hour later. Oh that splash screen. I feel like I need a crucifix. [Windows Me startup tune plays] Now there's a startup I haven't heard in a very long time. Wow, it seems like everything is working. I was expecting at least one thing to maybe need to be installed or whatever, but nah man, it's just straight up working. I do have like the latest drivers for my Aureal Vortex sound card and the Voodoo3 graphics card. I was wondering 'cause I have two sound cards in there and AWE64 gold and the Vortex 2. I have the game port disabled in that one and it's enabled on AWE64 and it kept that too. Like everything is in here working perfectly. It looks like so far I'll be honest, that is a bit of a surprise. I was expecting at least one or two drivers not to be okay, but, and we've got some extra things. So we've got the new Media Player 7 here. Ooh, how exciting. Oh man, haven't seen that in forever. [chuckles] [Beck begins playing] Oh, got to stop that 'cuz copyright, I forgot that it played Beck. Look at all this [laughing] like the skins and crazy stuff just extraneously popping out everywhere. I need a higher resolution. Huh, I can't. Well why not? Okay, so there we go. I made the monitor the VX700 by Gateway here. So now you can actually change that to 800x600, good stuff. So now we can get all the full nonsense of Media Player 7 here. It's bringing back so many weird memories immediately. All these terrible skins and such, oh, headspace. There's a classic of like, yeah, new millennium kind of aesthetic, what in the world? All these terrible designs. The eyeballs, oh man, look at this. Just look what in the world the whole design language at the time period. UI/UX was just a nightmare. But it's kind of oddly appealing in a retro futurism kind of way. We got Windows Update. Ah yes, this was a new thing and just have it connect the straight to here, you know and it would download things every day if you wanted it to and keep your Windows updated and instead of having to go to a website and download individual files or whatever, which is probably what I will do if I end up updating this 'cuz I am not gonna connect to the internet, just copy files over and I'll see desktop themes. This is also something that came with a lot of them from like Plus!, which I think I had installed on here already. So I don't even know which ones were new but yeah, all these like classic themes. Man I loved "Inside Your Computer," I mean, who didn't? Yeah, all those sounds [laughing] And yeah, like I said these were on 98 as well, so. But it came with a bunch of them. And this one is the, I guess. Oof. What in the world. Too many sounds, just nonsense. Yeah, scanners and cameras. This was a new thing as well 'cause you could just like add devices right here. I remember that being much more convenient than 98SE. There was also some things in the task bar and like just regular menus. Yeah, like a lot more customization options as well as like, yeah, this 'personalized menus.' I've never liked this. You could have it just -- well that's not gonna do it cuz it's a fresh install, but -- only pop up the individual things that you use the most in the Start Menu. I don't like that, never have. There was also like, auto complete. Yeah so that was a thing. It was like, oh man, you don't have to like necessarily remember exactly what's on your hard drive. You can just auto complete things. Whoa you've got Duke 3D in here somewhere? There it is! That was exciting at the time! Also came with some new games which I always appreciated. So you have the internet games, so internet backgammon and checkers, hearts, reversi, spades. Those were all new in Millennium Edition. Of course you got to be online and play through the MSN Gaming Zone thing. Spider Solitaire was also new, timeless classic right there. [laughing] or so it became, right? I don't remember how to play this. And you got Classic Solitaire. It's now called just just Classic Solitaire to differentiate it. And then of course... [pinball hype] you can't knock it for having 3D Pinball Space Cadet. Again, this is included in some of the versions of plus before this and of course it was included in XP later on, but you got to give any props for including a classic for the first time by default in Windows. Wow, that was afwul. Ah, Windows Millennium Edition Preview. We'll see you when is this? Ooh shockwave, it's just a video, yup. [upbeat music] [laughing] I had those exact speakers... The year 2000. I've got a couple of those cameras too. Recover from problems easily. If a kid is smashing the computer with a hammer. Oh that Billy, ruining computers. Yeah, system restore. I never used this on Windows Me, ever. It doesn't even have any restore points because we just installed it, but still, I don't think I started using this until XP. So let's just create a point. When I was reading, some folks weren't necessarily a fan of it at the time because not only did it seem to bug out, but it took up a good chunk of hard disk space, like 150, 200 megs or something per restore point. And running things in the background and slowing down the computer. So you ended up getting slower performance than Windows 98 but never go created a restore point. Check out that new Help and Support System. Yeah, this was pretty advanced man compared to what Windows 98 had. It's like a full on Encarta encyclopedia kind of design. Very HTML-centric. I'm sure some folks took advantage of it, especially since this didn't come with a manual. Dang it. Ah, here we go. Windows Movie Maker. Look at that. Whoa. [upbeat music] Okay, music for every... yup. [upbeat music] Do we have anything to import? There's a sample file, so that's good. Oh, look at these. It automatically made those clips. [laughing] Oh, that was the best quality. Ooh. Okay, so we can edit this together and let's put that right here and then we'll do a Beck bitmap. Put that right here in port I guess we can just do wave files. Yeah, we'll add some, add some sound effects. [laughing] Gonna be the best video. I don't believe this one actually lets you put like static text boxes or anything like that in this one, I may be wrong, I dunno, but I'm not seeing that anyway. [upbeat music] [laughing] [upbeat music] Oh, I'm gonna save that movie. Highest quality, which is what? 256 kbps, 396K file size. Saving it as a Windows Media Video file. Look at that encoder go. Ah, magnificent. Yes, watch it now. [Utopia WAV files play, repeatedly] An editing masterpiece. Yeah on retrospect, I definitely use the Media or, Movie Maker in XP much more often than this. This is 1.0.13760, ooh. And of course one of the biggest changes is the fact that there is no longer MS-DOS mode. I mean it's here, this is still built on top of DOS, but they straight up hid it and you'd have to re-enable it through ways, it wasn't actually long at all before some folks online and journalists and whatnot were sharing methods of restoring the MS-DOS functionality or you know, making it easier to access because it's still here. I mean, you've got to MS-DOS prompt so you could like run things that don't require real mode for instance. But like, I mean that was pretty much it because it took away the real mode stuff. So it definitely broke certain games, [Jazz Jackrabbit theme plays] but others worked perfectly fine. Yeah, Jazz JackRabbit, it works. Then you have games like Epic Pinball that aren't ideal running under Windows. You get some like weird choppiness with the scrolling. [Android table music plays] Yeah, I never liked that. So yeah, if you could run that under like DOS mode, then that'd be great. Normally you'd just be able to go in here and create like a PIF or whatever and you just tell it to go in DOS mode but it's straight up not even an option anymore. Duke 3D though, I mean you know, that works. So it's all you need. [Grabbag plays] - [Duke] Let's rock. Die. I'm killing you with Windows Millennium Edition. It's pretty deadly. Still, despite a lot of my favorites working fine, there's a number of games and programs that just won't work properly or at all without DOS running in real mode. Not a problem in older versions of Windows where you can just restart an MS-DOS mode at any time. No such luck in Me though. So as for getting that to work, there are a few well known methods I tried out. First is writing a boot disk or just using the one Millennium Edition came with which you'll boot into a menu letting you select Windows or DOS mode either with or without CD-ROM support. Same as you could on Windows 95 and 98 and such. This is definitely the easiest way to access DOS mode in Me, MS-DOS 8.0 in this case. Now you won't have Sound Blaster or mouse support yet, but I imagine amending the disk's autoexec and running the needed TSRs is an option. Next up I tried Manifest Destiny's Real Mode DOS Patch version 1.3, something hosted all over the web back in the day and even got a write up in Info World Magazine in October of 2000. It's a simple patcher program where you copy three different Windows system files into one folder, run the program and it'll modify things so you're ready to overwrite the originals. Add a couple lines to config.sys and autoexec.bat and that's that. Basically this tricks Windows Me into thinking it's always running a boot desk no matter what, which is somewhat annoying personally but it does work. The last one I tried is DOS Fix Me version 3.0 from Overclockers Australia, supposedly the last and best version from them. In contrast to the manual nature of the other methods this one presents you with a comparatively nice menu system, letting you apply and undo the patch as well as disabled, potentially unwanted features like PC Health and System Restore. Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work for me at all. Completely messing up a whole load of system files to the point where the undo didn't work and the system became unbootable. Whatever man. Even if it did work, it still wouldn't restore features like being able to tell DOS program information files to boot a program in real DOS mode, or enable restarting in MS-DOS mode from the start menu, each of which I use all the dang time on Windows 98SE. So yeah, even with the patches and workarounds, Windows Me simply isn't the operating system of choice if you need a proper DOS. Again, the majority of games I've tried work just fine under a Windows DOS prompt at least as well as they do under Windows 98 better than I remember honestly, but it's just not ideal if you have the choice. What about the Windows side of gaming? After all Windows Me is a flavor of 9x, so anything designed for 95 and 98 should work just as well, right? Well maybe. Something I ran across in my research is that Millennium Edition is consistently slower than 98SE even using the exact same hardware and drivers when running certain games and benchmarks. So I figured I'd run a few myself. Starting with the lovely Unreal Tournament from Epic Megagames. I've just got this running a time demo on the intro sequence at 800x600 resolution, vsync disabled, and 16-bit color, since this is running a 16 megabyte Voodoo3 graphics card. Same drivers and same direct X7, same everything between me and 98. And at first glance they look pretty darn similar. But the final numbers reveal that 98SE ran the games slightly faster at 69.49 frames per second average, whereas Me pulled off 68.75. Not enough to make a visual difference, but there it is. Quake III Arena provided similar testing with the time demo playing a match I recorded to provide some hard numbers for us to peruse. Still running at 16-bit 800x600 resolution by the way, and yeah, once again 98SE came out on top by a narrow margin. 71.3 FPS average on 98, 68.8 FPS on Millennium Edition. Intriguing. Next I decided to try Need for Speed Porsche Unleashed since along with UT and Q3 it was one of the top games I played on my Compaq running Me back then. It doesn't have a built in time demo or benchmark, so I just recorded a race replay and ran Fraps on each OS and yeah. Without any totals or averages at the end it's just a frame rate counter in the top left it's tough to say which is better though I'd wager Windows 98 wins by a tiny amount if the other examples or any indication. Either way, it's not enough difference to matter. Finally, I had to try 3D Mark 2000 since it runs a whole string of tests of varying types and gives a nice overall score at the end. Okay, and yeah, no surprise here that the final results were crazy close, just like all the others, 4,229 3D marks on 98SE versus 4,226 on Windows Me within the margin of error as far as I'm concerned. So yeah, in terms of Direct 3D, Open GL and Glide mode gaming, I can't say it's worth choosing one OS over the other. There are no doubt outliers that will work on 98 and not Me, and perhaps vice versa. But I haven't come across any on this particular setup yet. And I think that's worth noting one more time as we wrap up here. I've built this PC piece by piece over the years to be as awesome as possible at running the exact games I want in the exact way that I want. This is all solid hardware with excellent vendor support and I already had well-made drivers and software set up and ready to go on 98SE when Millennium Edition took the reigns here. So I have really given it the best possible chance to succeed and I think that may be one reason it's working so well. Considering the weird point in time that Me came out in regards to things like low quality sound and graphics hardware wonky 56K modems, terrible printer and scanner software, crappily made games, spinning hard disks, ill-advised airflow and cooling, mismatched drivers. Of course, the whole wild west of internet garbage being downloaded on a regular basis. Yeah when you take all that into consideration, it's no wonder that I had a worse time back in the day, along with thousands of other users of Windows Me. Run enough garbage on any older Windows system and it's gonna slow to a crawl and die an unstable blue screeny death. But give it a quality set of components and carefully-selected drivers and software and Millennium Edition is fine. It's fine, just fine. Nothing amazing of course, but not nearly as god-awful as its reputation implies. As is often said, it really is like Windows 98 Third Edition. It's the same exact overall experience that runs the exact same stuff with a slew of little tweaks, updates, and add-ons that may or may not be necessary depending on your needs. In my case, they absolutely aren't needed since I'll take my few additional frames per second and a bit less in terms of Microsoft bloat, thank you very much. And the lack of an easily accessible MS-DOS mode alone is a personal deal-breaker. What an annoyingly arbitrary limitation, man. Yeah, I know Microsoft did it in order to try and speed up boot times and minimize device conflicts and yeah, it is quicker to start up and I haven't had any blue screens of death so far. But the trade off isn't really worth it, at least not on this machine. That being said, I think I'll install it on another PC instead, something I don't use as much for LGR things. Because I don't know, why not? It's weirdly enjoyable to go back and mess around with Millennium Edition, I admit. Not something I ever thought I'd say, but yeah. I absolutely understand the jaded feelings. I've been there. But also don't think all the hate is *entirely* warranted either. That's not to say I recommend it though, or even have much love for it. Windows 98SE is still the better choice for PC gaming from around 1994 to 2001, and just go with Windows XP after that. But it's also not the end of the world, at least when set up on a clean, reliable system. Heck, I'd say Windows Me is actually kind of fun in that goofy turn of the Millennium kind of way. And that's worth at least a little something. [jazzy outro beats] And if you enjoyed this LGR video, then I'm sure you'd probably dig some of the others that I've made covering old hardware and software and environments like Microsoft Bob and whatever else, I do videos like this every week. And as always, thank you very much for watching!
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