It'll change your life.

It'll make you beautiful.

I've been a bad girl.

- What did you do? - Let's get away. - Groupon.

In this county, you gotta make the coupons first.

and when you get the coupons, you get the power

and when you get the power, you get the women.

You're Andrew Mason, you can do anything.

I just wanna be pretty.

I just want pretty hair, pretty shoes, pretty purses, a pretty Chihuahua...

Your clothes are only 50% off.

Groupon...

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. For dental care.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

You only have 5 minutes left to buy. Do it.

I don't know if I should, my scalp is really itchy.

Do it!

Next week: Napa Valley, 62% off.

Groupon for breakfast, Groupon for lunch, Groupon for dinner, just like that. 1, 2, 3, 4.

They wanna pay 6 billion dollars for a 12 billion dollar company. That's my game!

Andrew, it's Google.

GOOGLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!

- I love you, Groupon. - I love you too.

How could you let that Groupon expire? I can see my roots!

I made you, and I did it at 50 percent off.

Why do you always let us run out of ink??!

Sometimes, there's so many Groupons in the world, I just can't take it.

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who!

Who do I trust? Me!

I'm Andrew Mason!!

Where are you going with our daughter? You can't do this!

This little girl has been neglected for 3 months.

Wait, please, how much do you want for her?

We have 7 Groupons to Lake Tahoe!

Family pack to Sea World, you could pet Shamu!

No!!!!

My hair keeps falling out. I can't stop going to salons!

Say hello to my savings!!

This is the American Dream.

The American Dream.