♪ My favorite time of year ♪

♪ The snow is falling and the cold wind blows ♪

♪ Christmas is almost here ♪

♪ And I know that Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me ♪

♪ It keeps me warm and filled with glee to know Santa had his eyes on me ♪

♪ I light my house like a Christmas tree, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee ♪

♪'Cause Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me ♪

Hi, Squidward, what are you doing today?

♪ Stringing lights so Santa knows in no uncertain terms ♪

... to go away!

Okay...

♪ Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me ♪

♪ He sees everything I do ♪

♪ With his left eye on me and his right eye on you ♪

♪ Oh, everyone try some hot fruitcake today ♪

♪ Eat it all up and you will shout, "Hooray!" ♪

♪ Everyone can get behind a mouthful of warm sunshine ♪

♪ Everyone eat a Christmas time cliché ♪

♪ Everyone can get behind a mouthful of Christmas time ♪

♪ Let's all eat some hot fruitcake today ♪

Ready for Christmas, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants, it's the SpongeBob Christmas special ♪

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do ♪

♪ But the world does not revolve around you ♪

♪ Don't be a jerk ♪

♪ It's Christmas ♪

♪ Be nice to babies and animals, old folks, too ♪

♪ 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you ♪

♪ Use turn signals; don't screen my calls ♪

♪ Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls ♪

♪ Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe ♪

♪ Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube ♪

♪ Don't be a jerk ♪

♪ It's Christmas ♪

It's Christmas!

♪ When others are talking, never interrupt ♪

♪ Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up ♪

♪ It's the time for family and holly and turkey ♪

♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky, jolly, not jerky ♪

♪ Santa brought nearly every gift on your list ♪

♪ Why whine about the one that he missed? ♪

♪ Don't be a jerk, don't be a jerk ♪

♪ It's Christmas ♪

It's Christmas!

♪ Don't be a jerk ♪

♪ It's Christmas ♪

♪ It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday ♪

♪ Not your normal, average, everyday ♪

♪ Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree ♪

♪ SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? ♪

♪ The world feels like it's in loverly ♪

♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪

♪ There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow ♪

♪ Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? ♪

♪ What? Who? Me? Would you look at the time, I should go ♪

♪ People seem a little more brotherly ♪

♪ Here's a special something to you from me ♪

♪ Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪

♪ What do you want; can't you see that I'm busy? ♪

♪ Step outside, we've got something for you to see ♪

♪ SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately ♪

♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree ♪

♪ Tonight things are as good as they seem to be ♪

♪ A star on top will complete all the scenery ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me ♪