♪ I'm starting to crack ♪

♪ Will I ever get my old life back? ♪

♪ I don't need another snack, I'm just starting to crack ♪

♪♪

♪ Woke up, showered, brushed my teeth ♪

♪ I got dressed, had something to eat ♪

♪ Got undressed and took another shower ♪

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♪ Cleaned my floors until they sparkled ♪

♪ Read the Wikipedia for Meghan Markle ♪

♪ Then I looked at TikTok for seven hours ♪

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♪ I'm starting to crack, I'm starting to crack ♪

♪ Will I ever get my old life back? ♪

♪ Feels like I'm going to snap, I'm just starting to crack ♪

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♪ I can't figure out my daughter's math ♪

♪ Spent three hours taking a bath ♪

♪ Looked at the clock, it's 4 p.m. ♪

♪ I'm on my third glass of wine by then ♪

♪ Rearranged my living room ♪

♪ Called all my third cousins on the Zoom ♪

♪ Laughed too hard that my background's a beach ♪

♪ The president's telling me to shoot up bleach ♪

Whew.

♪ Stare at the wall like I'm in a trance ♪

♪ Put on a T-shirt, and I wore it like pants ♪

♪ It totally works, you gotta believe me ♪

♪ if you just stick your legs through the T-shirt sleeves ♪

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♪ I'm starting to crack, starting to flip ♪

♪ For breakfast I had a bowl of chips ♪

♪ With Pepsi instead of milk ♪

♪ I'm starting to crack ♪

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♪ I just thought milk rhymed with crack ♪

♪ And that Pepsi rhymes with milk ♪

♪ Milk, milk, milk, milk, quack, I'm starting to crack ♪

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♪ Milk, milk, milk, milk, quack, I'm starting to crack ♪