Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ PET OR PILLOW ♪ >> PET OR PILLOW. >> James: LET'S MEET SIX OF OUR STAFFERS! HI EVERYONE! >> HI! >> James: BEN AND THOMAS, RIGHT NOW, THREE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HOLDING A PET IN THEIR LAPS. THE OTHER THREE ARE HOLDING A PILLOW. YOU MUST IDENTIFY THOSE THREE PEOPLE. DON'T GUESS JUST YET, FEEL FREE TO ASK THEM SOME QUESTIONS. YOU CAN FEEL THEM OUT TO SEE WHICH ONES YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE A PET. I CANNOT STRESS WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE. >> THOMAS, YOU WANT TO GO BACK AND FORTH IN QUESTIONS? >> WE HAVE THE SAME LAYOUT. NICK'S ON THE TOP LEFT FOR YOU? >> James: YEAH. THIS IS A CLASSIC "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES" BUT WITH PETS SCENARIOS. >> ALSO FEELS LIKE GUESS WHO. REMEMBER THAT? >> YEAH. DOES YOUR PERSON WITH A PET HAVE A BANDANA? >> JENNA, WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR PET? >> HER NAME IS MILLIE. OW BIG IS SHE? WITH YOUR HANDS, HOW BIG IS SHE? >> AND JANET, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PILLOW? INTERESTING. >> James: NICK BERNSTEIN, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS YOUR PET? I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU MENTION A PET IN ALL THE TIME WE HAVE BEEN AT WORK. >> THIS PET IS NEW, SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HOME. WHAT TYPE OF PET IS IT? IT'S A PUPPY. >> AND, NICK, IF YOU DON'T MIND A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, DID YOU BRING THE PUPPY IN THE HOTEL ROOM YOU'RE STAYING IN RIGHT NOW? ( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, THE PUPPY IS WITH ME. OU DID? IN THE HOTEL ROOM? >> YEAH. OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE TO PAY THAT EXTRA CHARGE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE THAT. >> James: TOM TRAVINI, HOW'S IT BEEN WITH YOUR PET THESE MOMENTS IN ISOLATION? IS IT THE SORT OF PET YOU WOULD TAKE OUT FOR A WALK? >> SHE STAYS INSIDE BUT IT'S BEEN A DELIGHT HAVING HER. SHE'S KEEP MEG SIGN. >> LIER. 100% PILLOW. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE BE SUCH A LIAR. >> FACE IT! YOU'RE A PILLOW MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH! >> NOT AT ALL. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT WAS THE EASIEST ONE. LET'S GO TO SOMEONE ELSE. >> WE CAN CALL HIM TOMMY PILLOWS FROM NOW ON! >> CHANGE HIS NAME. CAN SOMEONE CHANGE HIS NAMES? >> CHANGE HIS NAME TO TOMMY PILLOWS. >> MIDIMMEDIATELY, I DON'T CARE WE HAVE TO PAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW ( ( DING ) ). >> THAT'S A PILLOW. KEEP GOING. >> James: KATHERINE, WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE? >> GLOWRT TYPICAL PET IS THAT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TYPICAL PET IS TO ME? IT'S A DUCK-BUILD PLATYPUS TO ME. >> I HAVE A BIRD. OH. AND THAT BIRD'S JUST KEEPING QUIET. IT'S GOT TO BE A LIVE. DID YOU STRANGLE IT? SIT A SCENE FROM DUMB AND DUMBER? YOU'RE INSANE. >> CHANGE IT TO KATHERINE'S GOT A PILLOW ON HER LAP! >> James: WINY, WHAT PET HAVE YOU GOT? >> I HAVE A SMALL PET. ARE YOU PRETENDING TO PET SOMETHING? OKAY. ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WINNIE. >> PRETTY PILLOW. >> James: WELL, I MEAN, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE CLOSE TO MAKING A FIRST GUESS. YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY SURE. >> YEAH, WELL, TOMMY PILLOWS IS OUT OF HERE. >> James: YOUR FIRST GUESS IS TOMMY PILLOWS. TOMMY, THOMAS, DO YOU HAVE A PET OR IS THE PILLOW? STAND UP AND SHOW US YOUR LAP. >> THERE'S NO REVEAL. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE. ♪ >> James: OH! OKAY, SO WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK, THOMAS AND BEN, DO YOU THINK IS HOLDING A PET? >> I THINK MAYBE KATHERINE'S ALSO -- OH, A PET? STEW WHO'S GOT A PET. >> WELL, I THINK KATHERINE IS NOT. IF WE WANT TO KNOCK OUT KATHERINE REAL QUICK, I THINK KATHERINE'S A PILLOW GIRL. >> UNLESS -- THE BACKGROUND IS A DECOY! >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. PUTTING PILLOWS IN THE BACK. IF SHE HAS A COUCH WITH TWO DOGS ON IT, I WAS, LIKE, SHOW PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE A DOG. >> James: IS KATHERINE A PET OR PILLOW. >> I HAVE TO ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION IF YOU DON'T MIND. >> James: OF COURSE, BEN, GO FOR IT. >> KATHERINE. YES. TAKE YOUR HANDS UP REAL QUICK, PUT THEM UP IN THE AIR. SHE'S GOT A PET. OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS BACK YOUR HONOR PET. >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS KATHERINE A PET OR A PILLOW? >> I CAN'T IMAGINE KEEPING A BIRD UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE CAGE. HOW IS THAT BIRD NOT FLYING AWAY? >> YOU HAVE TO KEEP A BIRD IN A CAGE. THAT'S THE CRUELTY OF A BIRD OWNERSHIP. >> SO, THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? PILLOW OR BIRD? >> PILLOW. THEY THINK PILLOW. KATHERINE, IS IT A PET OR A PILLOW? STAND UP FOR US. >> I THINK IT'S A BIRD. OH! WHAT A BEAUTY! >> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS, GUYS. YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS. >> OH, I LOVE THAT BIRD. >> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS. OUT OF NICK, JENNA, WINNIE OR KATE, WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU THINK HAS A PET? >> WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO KAY ABOUT HER DRUMMING, WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IF THE PET REACTS TO IT. KATE, WE'RE FRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A PUPPY ON YOU? >> I DON'T HAVE A PUPPY, NO. >> James: OOOH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE GAME, PEN. IT'S A PET. >> DO YOU HAVE A PET ON YOU. OH, WHAT IF THEY JUST FOUND AN ANIMAL AND BROUGHT IT IN, IT WOULDN'T BE A PET. IF SHE HAS A LOOSE WOLF IN THERE, IT'S NOT -- WHATEVER. >> James: I'M GOING TO KNEELED YOU TO GIVE US A GUESS, WHICH OF THE FOUR STAFFERS DO YOU THINK HAS A PET? >> WINNIE HAS A PET. >> James: IS IT A PET OR PILLOW, HOLD IT UP! ( BUZZER ) IT'S A PILLOW! WILL THE STAFFERS WHO HAVE PETS SHOW US YOUR PETS, PLEASE? >> JENNA HAS A PET. OH, NICK, YOU DO HAVE A LITTLE DOG. >> James: WHAT'S THAT, KATE, AN IGUANA? >> OH,OH, MY GOODNESS! >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS "PET OR PILLOW." WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE EMMYS.
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