Hey, how you holding up there, man?

-I mean, you know, I'm gettin' through it here. You?

-Uh, yeah, I'm gettin' through it too, you know.

-Uh, Jimmy, are you okay?

-Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just -- I'm just

a little out of it, just weird. -Oh.

-It's a weird time, you know?

-You know -- I mean, listen, it's, uh...

[ Harp plays ]

-[ Thinking ] Too much time.

It is a lot of time, but also, no time at all.

I guess that's just how time is.

Sometimes it feels like it goes on forever,

and then suddenly, it's over.

I don't even know how long Vince has been talking.

Oh, crap, Vince!

-You know, that's hands down... -[ Aloud ] Yeah.

-...the most important thing to think about during this time.

-Yeah, it's true. I mean, dude. Hundo P, my man.

-Otherwise it's just trucks and apples in the end, am I right?

-[ Thinking ] Trucks and apples?

What the hell did I miss?

Get it together, Jimmy. Are trucks like the country,

and apples are the people?

Or is the country a thing we're in?

Or are the apples the people?

-Jimmy? -Jimmy?

-Jimmy. -[ Aloud ] Vince.

-Jimmy, are you listening? -Yeah, totally. So hard.

I mean, I think what's so impressive is that...

[ Harp plays ]

-[ Thinking ] I crafted a dense and brilliant metaphor

about the state of our country and he wasn't even listening.

Eh, maybe it wasn't that brilliant.

Maybe trucks aren't the Internet at all.

And the apples are oranges.

Is this how I always talk?

I need to listen to myself.

Now I'm not listening to either of us?

-At least 12. Vince?

-[ Aloud ] Yeah, I completely agree with 12, for sure.

-Right, will, the thing is --

[ Thinking ] What am I even saying?

No wonder he wasn't listening.

Who cares how many Oreos I eat when I quote,

"have it my way," unquote?

-[ Thinking ] He said something hilarious and brilliant

and I was off thinking about -- what was I even thinking about?

-[ Thinking ] Trust me, it wasn't that brilliant.

I was in my head worried about what you were thinking of me.

-Wait, you can hear me?

-Wait, my thoughts can hear your thoughts?

Dude, this is so cool. How are you, man?

-Wow! I'm okay.

You know, just, you know, being thoughts in the clown's head.

-Me, too.

Not a great time to be someone's thoughts, am I right?

-Too much time for it.

Look at these two just staring off into nothing.

-Oh, man, how long have they been sitting there like that?

-Who knows? We should probably get back. I feel bad.

-[ Aloud ] Whoa.

-[ Aloud ] Jimmy? -Vince?

Yeah.

Uh, well, Vince Vaughn, everybody.

We'll be right back with more Vince Vaughn

and "The Tonight Show." [ Chuckles ]

[ Thinking ] Next time we do this by ourselves.

-[ Thinking ] Hear, hear. Absolutely.