Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles NOW I AM SO HAPPY TO BE JOINED BY OUR NEXT GUEST, ONE MUCH OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE HERE ON THE SHOW. SHE HAS S A MULTIPLE EMMY AND OS CONSIDER WINNER FROM AND STARS IN BAD EDUCATION JOINING US FROM DAYTON, OHIO. WHAT AN HONOR TO HAVE ALLISON JANNEY HERE. HOW ARE YOU, ALLISON. >> MWAH, JAMES, ALL THE BET HE---- BETTER FOR SEEING YOU, MY DEAR. >> James: HOW IS IT DOING. ARE YOU IN OHIO. HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN THERE, WHY DID YOU MIND UP HERE. >> I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE HERE AS LONG AS HAVE I BEEN HERE. BUT I GOT HERE RIGHT BEFORE THE COVID CRISIS BLEW UP. >> James: SURE. >> I JUST MADE THE DECISION TO STAY, AS MY PARENTS R YOU MET MY FATHER. >> James: I DID. >> I JUST DECIDED TO STAY AND TAKE CARE OF THEM BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE UNDERLYING ISSUES, BEING THEIR AGE. I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM. SO I DECIDED TO STAY AND I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING TO BE HERE THIS LONG. BUT I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO SEE THEM THROUGH THIS. >> James: SO HOW MANY CLOTHES DID YOU ARRIVE WITH? >> LIKE IF YOU THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING FOR A MOMENT. >> I AM WEARING PROBABLY THE SAME CLOTHES THAT I FLEW HERE IN. I DIDN'T BRING A LOT OF CLOTHES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, DURING THIS TIME, IT IS OKAY. I'VE GOT THREE PAIRS OF SWEAT PANTS. I HAVE BEEN WEARING A LOT OF MY MOTHER'S CARDIGANS AND SOME OF HER TURTLE NECKS. AND I JUST ACTUALLY DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT I AM WEARING. IT DOESN'T MATTER, AND MY PARENTS DON'T SEEM TO CARE. THEY HAVEN'T KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE YET. WE HAVEN'T SPENT THIS MUCH TIME TOGETHER SINCE LITERALLY I WAS IN TENTH GRADE. >> James: SO HOW ARE PEOPLE REACTING TO YOU IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO A-- IF ARE YOU GOING TO A STORE TO GRAB FOOD OR SUPPLIES OR ANYTHING, WHAT DO PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY SEE MULTIPLE EMMY AND OSCAR WINNING ACTORS, ALLISON JANNEY, DAYTON OHIO. >> THEY DON'T SEE ME, JAMES. BALLS I GO OUT WITH A HAT. AND MY SUNGLASSES AND A MASK. THIS IS MY CURRENT MASK THAT I WAS SENT IN THE MAIL BY SOMEONE, A PERSON, I HAD NO IDEA WHO IT WAS, IT JUST CAME. >> James: OH WOW. THAT IS THE MASK YOU WEAR OUT OH MY GOODNESS ME. NO, I CAN SEE, I CAN SEE ALL OF IF. I REALLY CAN. >> AND MY GLASSES, MY GLASSES FOG UP EVERY TIME. >> James: YEAH, I SEE. >> SO NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. IT IS PROBABLY HEAVEN FOR SOMEONE LIKE BEYONCE, TO GO OUT, NO ONE KNOWS WHO ANYONE IS WITH THE MASKS ON, RIGHT? >> James: LET ME SAY, THIS IS THE LONGEST YOU HAVE BEEN IN YOUR HOME SINCE YOU WERE IN 10th GRADE. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PASS THE TIME, YOU AND YOUR PARENTS? >> WELL, OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING BEFORE, A CAR AT, IF YOU WILL, TO ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING WHO KNOWS MY MOTHER. IF YOU TELL HER WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY, I WILL NEVER-- AGAIN, MY FATHER DERG AND RI COVERTLY MARIE KONDOING MY MOTHER'S HOUSE. LET'S JUST SAY MY MOTHER IS A COLLECTOR. >> James: THAT IS A VERY NICE WAY OF SAYING. >> DON'T SAY IT. >> James: I WON'T, SHE'S A COLLECTOR. >> YEAH. MY MOTHER IS ONE OF THE MOSES GENEROUS PEOPLE IN THE PLANET, SHE BUYS GIFTS FOR EVERYBODY. MOSTLY I FOUND TEA TOILS THERE ARE PROBABLY 500 TEA TOWELS THAT I HAVE COLLECTED IN EVERY DRAWER, EVERY ROOM, YOU MAY GET ONE, I MAY FIND ONE FOR YOU. >> James: I WOULD LOVE ONE. >> BUT THEN THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS GROCERY LISTS FROM 19712 AND SHE DOESN'T WANT THEM THROWN OUT FOR SOMEWHERE. BUT ANY WAY, I DECIDED THAT THEY NEED TO GO. >> James: SO HOW COVERTLY ARE YOU GETTING THESE THINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE? >> WELL, MY DAD AND I ARE-- WE OPERATE AS A TEAM. I'M LIKE DAD, I WILL DISTRACT HER WITH ACTING OR ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE, THIS YOU SNEAK OUT AND GO AROUND THE BACK SO SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU, AND HE PULLS THE TAHOE UP TO THE GARAGE AND LIFTS IT UP AND LOAD IT UP WITH STUFF THAT SHE DOESN'T REALLY NEED. AND ANYWAY. >> James: SO HOW MANY TRIPS HAVE YOU DONE SO FAR. HOW MUCH. >> MY DAD LOVES TAKING IT TO THE DUMP, A DUMP TRIP IS LIKE HIS FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. SO TO THE DUMP AND GET RID OF STUFF. AND I LOVE GOING TO THE DUMP WITH HIM. AND I THINK I CAN SAY SAFELY THAT I HAVE BEEN TO THE DUMP AT LEAST 25 TIMES SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN DAYTON, OHIO. >> James: OH WOW, I AM MOST STRUCK ABOUT ALL OF THIS, THAT YOU ARE DOING THIS LEVEL OF REMOVAL FROM THE HOUSE BUT THE QUHIK ENLAMP-- CHICKEN LAMP MADE THE CUT AND STAYED BECAUSE. >> THAT'S A COCK LAMP. >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE ABLE TO SAY THAT ON CBS. >> BUT IT IS A COCK. >> James: I CAN SEE YOUR COCK LAMP. HERE IS THE THING, HAVE I NEVER BEEN LOOKING AT A LAMP BEFORE AND THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LAMP IS MISSING, A COCKEREL JUST AND THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LAMP IS MISSING, A COCKEREL JUST STROLLING BY. >> IT IS A MATE IN MY BEDROOM. >> HAVE I A PAIR OF COCKS AND I AM TAKING THEM HOME WITH ME. I LOVE MY COCKS. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. >> James: MY THING IS THAT AT SOME POINT SOMEBODY MADE THIS LAMP AND SHOWED IT TO A FRIEND AND SAID YOU KNOW THAT THING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON, YOU KNOW HAVE I BEEN WORK ON THAT LAMP AND THEY GO, COME SEE IT AND THEY GO HEY, IT'S A LAMP WITH A COCKEEL STROLLING BASS IT. >> ST A ROOSTER RIGHT, ROOSTER AND A COCK, IS IT THE SAME THING. >> James: I THINK CBS WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER-- HAPPIER WITH US CALLING IT A ROOSTER. >> ARE THEY THE SAME THING. >> James: I DON'T THINK THEY ARE. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DTSED-- THE CANON UP THERE WITH THE COCK. >> James: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A COCK WITHOUT A CANON. >> HEY JAMES, YOU KNOW I USED TO BE A FIGURE SKATER. >> James: I DO KNOW, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> ST IN MY CHILDHOOD ROOM, THIS LOVELY-- . >> James: WOW. >> OH [BLEEP] >> James: YOU DIDN'T. >> IT'S NOT BROKEN, IS IT? >> IT'S NOT. >> James: OH MY GOSH, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR ROOM? >> WELL, UP UNTIL I WAS 17, SO I PROBABLY HAD THIS IN MY ROOM FROM LIKE 14 TO 16 OR SOMEWHERE IN THERE, YOU KNOW. >> James: ONE DID YOU THINK ONE DAY I WILL WIN AN OSCAR. >> NO, I THOUGHT I WOULD WIN A GOLD MEDAL, I THOUGHT I WOULD GO TO THE OLYMPICS. THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT. >> James: THAT WILL DRO. NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE WE HAD STANLEY TUCCI ON OUR SHOW LAST WEEK, EBB MADE A MARTYN. HE WAS IN LONDON, I WAS HERE, AND MY FIRST EVER MARTINI TOGETHER. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT STANLEY TUCH SI INCREDIBLY INFLUENTIAL IN THE START OF YOUR CAREER. IS THIS RIGHT? >> OH, TOTALLY. I-- STANLEY TUCCI AND I DID THIS PLAY CALLED FAT MEN WEARING SKIRTS. WITH MORRISA TOMEI RIGHT AFTER SHE HAD WON HER OSCAR. AND MATT McGRAPH. AND MIKE NIK OLS CAME TO SEAT PLAY AND THEN HE CAST ME IN PRIMARY COLORS AND PRIMARY COLORS, AND-- IT IS A CASCADING SERIES OF EVENTS THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE STANLEY PUT ME IN BIG NIGHTS, IN HIS MOVIE. AND THEN THINGS STARTED HAPPENING. I OWE MY CAREER TO STANLEY TUCCI AND HOWARD STERN. I THINK HE WOULD BE UPSET IF I DIDN'T SAY HOWARD STERN BECAUSE I DID-- HOWARD IS ALWAYS CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY CAREER. >> James: DIDN'T STANLEY TUCCI GIVE YOU A PEP TALK BEFORE YOU WALKED OUT ON STAGE. >> HE DID. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNEW THAT I WAS THAT KIND OF ACTOR. BUT I ALWAYS-- I SAID STANLEY, SAY THE THING, SAY THE THING. HE WOULD GO YOU ARE A TERRIBLE ACTRESS. GO OUT THERE AND STINK UP THE PLACE LIKE I KNOW YOU CAN. AND I JUST, IT FILLED ME WITH KF DENSZ. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'M FUNNY THAT WAY. BUT IF SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND CAN'T DO SOMETHING, I'M LIKE OH YEAH,-- OH YEAH, WATCH ME. >> James: HE ALSO HAS A GIFT OF BEING ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING AND IT-- ON IT. >> HE DOES, AS HE KNEW, YOU HAVE THAT SAME QUALITY. >> James: WELL. >> JRS I DO WITH AN EDIT. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT BAD EDUCATION. I'M A REAL FAN OF THIS FIM. FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET ON HBO, EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY. >> I PLAY THE ASSISTANT SUPERINTENDENT OF BUSINESS AT THE ROSSALIND SCHOOL DISTRICT, BASED ON A TRUE STORY THAT WAS ONE MUCH THE LARGEST SCHOOL SCANDALS IN AMERICAN HISTORY, I THINK. AND IT TOOK PLACE IN 2002 OR SOMETHING IN LONG ISLAND AND MY CHARACTER AND THE OTHER CHARACTER HUGH JACKMAN WHO WAS THE SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT, TOGETHER WE EMBEZZLED OVER 11 MILLION DOLLARS. AND IT IS FASCINATING. THESE CHARACTERS WERE BELOVED IN THE COMMUNITY. AND YET UNDERNEATH IT THEY JUST, THEY ARE COMPLICATED AND THEY MADE DECISIONS THAT WERE MORALLY NOT IN LINE WITH WHO THEY WERE, WHO THEY WERE PERCEIVED TO BE AS PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY. AND IT IS FASCINATING WATCHING THAT STORY UNFOLD. IT WAS FUN WORKING WITH HUGH FOR ME AND ALL THE ACTORS IN THE MOVIE.
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