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  • WELCOME

  • TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

  • IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU. I HOPE SO MUCH THAT THESE

  • CAMERAS ARE PLUGGED IN, IN MY GARAGE.

  • THAT THEY ARE SWITCHED ON AND FLUKING PLUGGED IN I DO, I

  • THOUGHT THIS LAST NIGHT.

  • I THOUGHT I COME IN HERE EVERY DAY, I DO A SHOW, I TALK TO YOU

  • AND THEN I LEAVE.

  • AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT.

  • I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS-- IF THIS IS ON.

  • LIKE I WOULDN'T KNOW, WOULD YOU?

  • KNOW, REG?

  • >> Reggie: HAVE I NO IDEA.

  • LIKE I AM EXACTLY THE SAME.

  • I HAVE NO IDEA.

  • >> James: BUT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TV TO CHECK, RIGHT?

  • >> Reggie: NO.

  • >> James: I CAN'T STAY UP UNTIL 12:30RBGS I'M ASLEEP AT

  • LIKE 10 TO 9:00.

  • 10:00 LATEST.

  • I IMAGINE IT IS ON.

  • >> Reggie: I MEAN I GUESS YOU HEAR REPORT, RIGHT.

  • >> James: IT BEGS THE PROFOUND QUESTION, IF YOU MAKE A SHOW IN

  • YOUR GARAGE AND NO ONE IS THERE TO SEE IT, DID A SHOW HAPPEN AT

  • ALL?

  • GUILLERMO?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW FOJ A FACT THAT THIS SON TV.

  • >> YES, CUZ I GET A REPORT FROM MY GIRL'S MOM EVERY NIGHT, OR

  • EVERY MORNING.

  • >> James: DO YOU REALLY?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: I WISH SHE WOULD TEXT ME.

  • >> SHE IS LIKE WHAT ABOUT JAMES' EYE.

  • TALK ABOUT HIS EYE.

  • HE DIDN'T GO INTO MORE-- YOU KNOW,.

  • >> James: SHE WANTS MORE DETAILS ABOUT MY EYEWITNESSES HE

  • DIDN'T TELL KNEE WHY OR WHAT HAPPENED.

  • >> James: OKAY, I LOVE THAT SHE CARES.

  • I LOVE THAT SHE CARES AND ALL THIS HAS DONE IS REMIND ME THAT

  • YOU DON'T.

  • WELL, IT'S GORGEOUS TO SEE YOU.

  • ST. AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

  • BUT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE WE'RE GOING TO SEE TONIGHT,

  • GANG.

  • WE'RE ALSO GOING SEE THE DELIGHTFUL BEANIE FELDSTEIN IS

  • CHECKING IN LATER AND AN INCREDIBLE MUSICAL PERFORMANCE

  • FROM MACHINE GUN KELLY AND TRAVIS BARKER.

  • BUT BEFORE ALL OF THAT WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX AND CUDDLE UP ABOUT

  • SOME CHEER.

  • THIS IS THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP.

  • >> Reggie: THREE THINGS, THREE THINGS TO CHEER YOU UP.

  • >> James: FIRST UP, WE ARE ALL GRATEFUL TO HAVE A ROOF OVER OUR

  • HEADS DURING THESE DIFFICULT TIMES.

  • IT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T OCCASIONALLY GO A LITTLE STIR

  • CRAZY.

  • SOMETHING THIS CHILD EXPRESSES PERFECTLY.

  • >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

  • >> I HATE THIS HOUSE.

  • I HATE THIS HOUSE.

  • >> James: THAT WAS MY WIFE ON DAY TWO OF QUARANTINE.

  • MOVING ON, PERHAPS NO ACTIVITY HAS TAKEN OFF DURING QUARANTINE

  • QUITE LIKE MAKING TIKTOK VIDEOS.

  • AND THIS NEXT EXAMPLE FEATURES SOMEONE WHO DEFINITELY KNOWS THE

  • IMPORTANCE OF A GOOD POST.

  • PARTY GIRL.

  • ♪ I DON'T CAR.

  • ♪ I WANT TO A PARTY GIRL.

  • >> James: THAT'S HOW ALL TIKTOKS SHOULD END.

  • EVERY SINGLE TIKTOK SHOULD END WITH THAT LADY AND A MAIL TRUCK

  • JUST DRIVING INTO THE SHOT.

WELCOME

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