Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles NOW REGULAR VIERS OF OUR SHOW KNOW THAT FROM TIME TO TIME I TRY TO HELP THE STAFF OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" FIND LOVE. AND JUST AS WE'RE ALL WORKING FROM HOME THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GOING TO STOP TRYING TO FIND SOUL MATES FOR EACH AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS ON THE SHOW. NOW IF ANYTHING, PEOPLE NEED CONNECTIONS NOW MORE THAN EVER. PEOPLE LIKE OUR LOVELY ASSOCIATE TALENT BOOKER PHOEBE WHO IS JOINING US NOW, HOW ARE YOU, PHOEBE? >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? >> James: I'M GOOD. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING TO DO THIS. WE SHOULD MENTION THAT THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE PLAYED LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. YOU ACTUALLY, WE SURPRISED YOU ON THE SHOW A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND THIS HAPPENED. >> PHOEBE, ARE YOU CURRENTLY SINGLE. ARE YOU SUPER PICKY? >> YEAH. AND I HATE STRARYNGS. JPS HE WAS SUPER HOT. >> HONESTLY, HE WEARS SHORT SLEEVE BUTTON DOWN SHIRTS, IT'S A NO. >> James: WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH? >> I'M GOING TO GO AND SAY ROBERT. >> James: OH. >> YEAH. OH GOD. >> THEY ALL DO DIFFERENT STUFF, THEY ALL DO DIFFERENT THINGS. >> James: WILL YOU BE BRINGING ROBERT TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTY? >> ABSOLUTELY THEN. >> James: REALLY? >> YES. >> James: AND IT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS. YOU WERE LIKE ABSOLUTELY, YES. SO WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU END UP GOING OUT WITH ROBERT AGAIN? >> WE DID NOT GO OUT AGAIN. BUT HE WAS VERY NICE. >> James: I GET YOU. WELL LOOK, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING LAST TIME. ARE YOU READY TO FINALLY THIS TIME MEET YOUR SOUL MATE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? >> YES, WHY NOT. >> James: WELL, READY OR SNOT, THE TIME HAS COME. LET'S PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. >> ♪ LATE, LATE, LIVE TINDER, SWEPT LEFT SWIPE RIGHT. >> James: BEFORE WE START PLAYING, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A GUY. WHO IS YOUR DREAM GUY? >> TO ME THE HOTTEST GUEST THAT WE HAVE ON THE SHOW, AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT? >> YES. >> James: IS CHARLIE-- SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MANLY MAN, WELL, LET'S START PLAYING. HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK. THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A TIME, OKAY. THEY WILL APPEAR IN THAT PHONE AND WILL YOU SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE GUY. YOU WILL SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON'T. GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL BE PUT IN THE GRID TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN, GUYS WHO GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THE ZOOM ROOM FOREVER. LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT. THIS IS DAVID. HE'S 29. NOW PHOEBE, I HAVE GOT A HUNCH THAT I THINK DAVID MIGHT WORK OUT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE ME THINK THAT. DAVID LOOKS LIKE HE PUT HIS HEAD THROUGH ONE OF THROWS THINGS AT THE FAIR OF A MUSCLE MAN. NOW DAVID OBVIOUS CAN'T SPEAK. HE'S ON MUTE, ALL OF THE GUYS ARE ON MUTE. SO EVEN IF THEY DO SPEAK, WE CAN'T HEAR THEM. WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT DAVID, PHOEBE? >> HIS SHIRT IS LIKE, THIS IS NOT WHAT I BARGAINED FOR WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR LIFE AT BABY GAP. >> James: PHOEBE, BUT LET'S CONCENTRATE ON IT DAVID. HE HAS A VERY LOVELY SMILE AND NICE EYES. >> I THINK WE GOT TO GO LEFT. I'M A LITTLE BIT SCARED. >> James: I'M SORRY, DAVID, WE'RE SWIPING YOU LEFT. GOOD-BYE. SEE YOU, BUDDY. SEE YOU AT THE GYM. LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. THIS IS LANCE. LANCE IS 26, NICE SMILE FROM LANCE. WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT HERE, PHOEBE? >> MY FIRST THOUGHT IS HOW LONG AGO DID HE LAST WASH HIS HAIR THAT HE NEEDS TO WEAR A HAT FOR THIS. >> James: WELL NO, NOW LISTEN. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, IN LANCE'S DEFENSE, WE ARE ALL IN A LOCKDOWN AND NUFN US CAN SEE A BARBER AT THE MOMENT. AND I'M GOING TO CUT LANCE SOME SLACK. BUT I MEAN PHOEBE, IF YOU ARE SAYING YOU WOULD LIKE TO REMOVE THE HAT, WE CAN ASK LANCE TO DO THAT. I ACTUALLY THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE WITH THE HAT LANCE BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE WAY MORE HANDSOME WITHOUT. ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE, WHAT DO WE THINK, ARE WE SWIPING RIGHT OR LEFT IN LANCE. DO WE WANT TO SEE A BIT MORE OF LANCE OR DO WE-- HAVE WE SEEN ENOUGH. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S GIVE LANCE A CHANCE. >> James: YEAH! OKAY, LANCE, YOU'RE OVER IN THE GRID, WELL DONE. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS. NOW THIS IS JAR ODD, JARED JAR ED IS 28, HE SEEMS TO HAVE JUST GOT BACK FROM AN AUDITION PLAYING BEN AFFLECK'S DOUBLE. I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER JARED IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO BE THAT GOOD LOOKING OR A DISAPPOINTMENT THAT HE IS NOT MORE SUCCESSFUL GIVEN HE'S THAT GOOD LOOKING. IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW. IT'S ALL ON YOU, PHOEBE, DO WE LIKE JARED, DO WE WANT TO SWIPE RIGHT OR DO WE NEVER WANT TO SEE JARED AGAIN. >> SURE, LET'S GIVE JARED A CHANCE. >> James: OH, JARED, YOU'VE GONE OVER TO THE GRID THERE. WE'RE DOING VERY WELL. LET'S BRING OUR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. THIS IS MICHAEL. MICHAEL IS 30. AND IT MICHAEL, MICHAEL HAS CHOSEN TO LOOK LIKE HE'S IN A SORT OF HOSTAGE VIDEO. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE. >> I THINK HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. >> James: ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM. >> IN HIS HOUSE. >> James: ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM? ARE YOU SITTING ON THE TOILET? NO. OKAY. WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT TOWARDS MICHAEL, PHOEBE. >> YOU KNOW. >> James: HE JUST BROUGHT OUT A FLOWER. >> YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THE BATHROOM SO STAY NO. >> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT. STRAIGHT OUT GONE. WHO'S NEFNTLE LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. THIS IS CHRISTOPHER. CHRISTOPHER IS 27, A LOVELY SMILE. AND I KNOW, I ALREADY KNOW THIS WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEAK TO CHRISTOPHER, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME HE'S PUT A SHIRT ON LIKE THAT, SORRY, JARED, ARE WE BORING YOU? JARED IS IN THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN THERE JUST YAWNING AND LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. I MEAN JARED, WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A TV SHOW HERE AND YOU'RE CURRENTLY ON IT. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN, IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN WATCHING IT, WHAT HOPE HAVE WE GOTNER ANYONE AT HOME? I'M SORRY, CHRISTOPHER. JARED JUST DECIDED TO CHECK HIS TEXTS AND HAVE A GOOD YAWN WHILE WE'RE HERE. BUT YOU'RE FORGIVING NATURE TOWARDS IT IS BEAUTIFUL. SO WHAT DO WE THINK? WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT CHRISTOPHER, ARE WE SWIPING LEFT OR SWIPING LEFT FOR A NO. >> I MEAN SWIPING LOAFT, SORRY, CHRISTOPHER. >> James: CHRISTOPHER, I WOULD HAVE SWIPED YOU RIGHT. ARE YOU MY KIND OF CUP OF TEA. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT. LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. THIS IS A MICK, THIS IS MICK, HE'S 25, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START, MICK. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW VANDERPUMP RULES. >> James: NO. >> I AM LOOKING AT TJ JAMES KENNEDY RIGHT NOW. >> James: THAT IS WHO THIS IS. >> THAT IS WHAT THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE. >> James: HERE IS MY THOUGHTS ON THIS. I'M DOING WHAT TODAY? GOING TO BE ON TV, COOL, I'LL PROBABLY JUST OPEN THE SHIRT, WEAR THAT NECKLACE AND I MEAN, IS THAT A WAXED CHEST WE'RE LOOKING AT, MICK? OH MY GOD. I MEAN PHOEBE F YOU DON'T SWIPE LEFT, I WILL. >> HE'S TOO YOUNG ANYWAYS, SWIPE LEFT. >> James: SIGH MICK. OH MY WORD. OKAY. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. OKAY, THIS STEPH KEVIN, ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE THINK OF KEVIN. REV INROCKING SOME SORT OF-- I LIKE THIS. A LITTLE STUBL GOING ON. >> ALL THIS JEWELRY SHOWING UP. >> James: A LOT OF JEWELRY. LOOK, ALL WE'VE GOT IS A FACE, THAT IS ALL WE CAN WORK ON. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT KEVIN, PHOEBE? >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HECK, WE'LL GIVE KEVIN A CHANCE. >> James: WE SWIPE RIGHT ON KEVIN. OKAY, OVER OU GO. SO WE FILLED OUR BOXES. NOW REMEMBER, YOU CAN SWAP NEM OUT IF YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU LIKE MORE. SO LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. THIS SOUR LAST CONTESTANT HERE. THIS IS ZACK. NICE SMILE, GOOD HEAD OF HAIR. >> ZACK I THINK IS SO CUTE. >> James: I LIKE ZACK, ZACK'S GOT A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR. MY ONLY QUESTION MARK I'VE GOT OVER ZACK IS THAT OF ALL THE CLOTHES HE HAD TO CHOOSE, THAT WAS THE T-SHIRT HE WENT FOR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE WORE IT TO MATCH THE WALL, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. I GOT TO BE HONEST, ZACK, THAT DOES NOT PLAY IN YOUR FAVOR. BUT HE'S GOT A LOVELY SMILE, GOOD EYES. I FEEL PHOEBE THIS, YOU COULD HAVE A SWITCHEROO OO HERE. >> I KIND-OF-THINK THERE SAY SWITCHEROO. >> James: SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP ZACK FOR? >> YOU KNOW, I THINK I AM GOING TO SWAP ZACK FOR KEFER IN. >> James: OH, KEVIN, I'M SO SORRY. JARED IS ALREADY ABOVE HIM, OF COURSE. SO THERE YOU GO. THOSE ARE OUR FINAL THREE CONTESTANTS. SO FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, STARTING WITH YOU, LANCE, TELL US YOUR NAME, AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM, AND SAY I HAD TO PHOEBE. >> MY NAME IS LANCE, I'M 26, FROM ATLANTIC CITY, HEY, PHOEBE. SHE'S GORGEOUS. >> James: OKAY. GO FOR IT, JARED. >> HEY, I'M JARED HARPER FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA, AND HELLO, PHOEBE. >> James: AND FINALLY. >> I'M ZACK RICHIE FROM PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA AND HOW YOU DOING? >> James: OH MAN, PHOEBE, CAN I ONLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO YOU JUST THEN. HERE'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NOW, PHOEBE, I WILL LET YOU ASK ONE QUESTION, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW BEFORE YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ANY OF THESE GENTLEMEN. >> MY QUESTION, WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU-- YOURSELF IN QUARANTINE. >> James: JARED IMMEDIATELY LOOKS, HE LOOKS WORRIED BECAUSE HE'S SO RICH, HE JUST ORDERS IN. BUT LET'S START WITH YOU. LANCE, WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE COOKED FOR YOURSELF WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN IN LOCKDOWN. >> THE BEST THING, FROBLY FRIED SHRIMP, SOME ASPARAGUS AND MAYBE SOME NOODLES, I'M NOT SURE,. >> James: A LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP,ED INTO ERLS, ASPARAGUS VIBE FROM LANCE. JARED, WHAT ABOUT YOU. >> I DID SOME SPICY CHICKEN QUESADILLAS WITH A SMOOTHIE ON THE SIDE, TEQUILA TO CHASE IT. >> James: JARED, CAN I GIVE YOU A TIP, IF YOU WINK AT THE END OF EVERY SEGMENT, IT STARTS TO FEEL ODD, ALL RIGHT. BUT LISTEN, CUZ I LIKE YOU, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY FACE AND A LOVELY SPLIEL. BUT IF YOU ADD A WINK, KNOWING PHOEBE AS I DO, I WORRY IT MIGHT BACK FIRE, OKAY. AND FINALLY ZACK, ZACK, WHAT HAVE YOU COOKED IN YOUR COLOR-COORDINATED CLOTHING AND WALL PALETTE THERE. >> WELL, ST NOT A COLOR CAM BO TO MATCH THE SUBMITTER, A SMOOTHIES WITH A LOT OF BERRIES IN IT, STUFF LIKE THAT. >> James: WHO IS IT GOING TO BE, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH. >> I WILL GO WITH YEAH, I WILL GO WITH JARED. >> James: WE'RE GOING WITH JARED. WE'RE GOING WITH JARED IN THE MIDDLE. THERE WE GO. WE HAVE GONE WITH JARED. WHO'S CELEBRATORY DANCE, AND ACTUALLY LIVING FOR. NOW LISTEN, HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU TWO ARE WILL STAY ON ZOOM AND HAVE A ROMANTIC ZOOM DATE. WE'VE GOT WINE AND CHEESE READY TO GO AND WE'LL CHECK BACK IN WITH YOU LATER IN THE SHOW. I MEAN I WILL SAY, NOW THE OTHER TWO HAVE DIS APPEARED. FROM A LOOKS POINT OF VIEW, THIS IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE COUPLE. ALL RIGHT. SO GO FORTH, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. ENJOY YOUR ZOOM DATE >> James: WELCOME BACK, NOW EARLIER ON WE SET UP PHOEBE AND JARED ON A DATE, LET'S CHECK IN, SEE HOW THEY GOT ON, SEE IF THEY HIT IT OFF, HERE THEY ARE NOW, HEY, PHOEBE, HEY JARED, SO NICE TO SEE YOU NOW, PHOEBE, I'M GOING TO COME TO YOU, HOW DID IT GO, HOW WAS YOUR ZOOM DATE. >> IT WAS NICE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY KNEW FOR A CHANGE. AND HE WAS SUPER NICE. >> James: LOOK, THE BIG QUESTION IS, WHEN SHELTER IN PLACE IS OVER, WHEN ARE YOU BACK IN LA, WHEN YOU ARE LEAVE WHATEVER THIS DARK LAYER YOU CALL HOME IS, WILL YOU MEET UP ON DATE, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS SAY YES AND THEN JUST GHOSTING JARYD AFTER, AND SAME FOR YOU, SO WILL YOU MEET UP AND HAVE A REAL DATE WHEN THE SHELTER IN PLACE IS LIFTED, THREE, TWO, ONE. >> YES. >> YES. >> LOOK AT THAT. THERE WE HAVE IT. EVEN IN LOCKDOWN, LOVE IS ALIVE AND WELL AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW." THANK YOU GUYS, WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO KEEP ON CHATTING
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