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  • NOW REGULAR VIERS OF OUR SHOW KNOW THAT FROM TIME TO TIME I

  • TRY TO HELP THE STAFF OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" FIND LOVE.

  • AND JUST AS WE'RE ALL WORKING FROM HOME THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT

  • I'M GOING TO STOP TRYING TO FIND SOUL MATES FOR EACH AND EVERY

  • SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS ON THE SHOW.

  • NOW IF ANYTHING, PEOPLE NEED CONNECTIONS NOW MORE THAN EVER.

  • PEOPLE LIKE OUR LOVELY ASSOCIATE TALENT BOOKER PHOEBE WHO IS

  • JOINING US NOW, HOW ARE YOU, PHOEBE?

  • >> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> James: I'M GOOD.

  • IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

  • AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING TO DO THIS.

  • WE SHOULD MENTION THAT THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME

  • YOU'VE PLAYED LATE LATE LIVE TINDER.

  • YOU ACTUALLY, WE SURPRISED YOU ON THE SHOW A COUPLE OF YEARS

  • AGO AND THIS HAPPENED.

  • >> PHOEBE, ARE YOU CURRENTLY SINGLE.

  • ARE YOU SUPER PICKY?

  • >> YEAH.

  • AND I HATE STRARYNGS.

  • JPS HE WAS SUPER HOT.

  • >> HONESTLY, HE WEARS SHORT SLEEVE BUTTON DOWN SHIRTS, IT'S

  • A NO.

  • >> James: WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH?

  • >> I'M GOING TO GO AND SAY ROBERT.

  • >> James: OH.

  • >> YEAH.

  • OH GOD.

  • >> THEY ALL DO DIFFERENT STUFF, THEY ALL DO DIFFERENT THINGS.

  • >> James: WILL YOU BE BRINGING ROBERT TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTY?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY THEN.

  • >> James: REALLY?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: AND IT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS.

  • YOU WERE LIKE ABSOLUTELY, YES.

  • SO WHAT HAPPENED?

  • DID YOU END UP GOING OUT WITH ROBERT AGAIN?

  • >> WE DID NOT GO OUT AGAIN.

  • BUT HE WAS VERY NICE.

  • >> James: I GET YOU.

  • WELL LOOK, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING LAST TIME.

  • ARE YOU READY TO FINALLY THIS TIME MEET YOUR SOUL MATE ON

  • NATIONAL TELEVISION?

  • >> YES, WHY NOT.

  • >> James: WELL, READY OR SNOT, THE TIME HAS COME.

  • LET'S PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER.

  • >> ♪ LATE, LATE, LIVE TINDER, SWEPT

  • LEFT SWIPE RIGHT.

  • >> James: BEFORE WE START PLAYING, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING

  • FOR IN A GUY.

  • WHO IS YOUR DREAM GUY?

  • >> TO ME THE HOTTEST GUEST THAT WE HAVE ON THE SHOW, AM I

  • ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: IS CHARLIE-- SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MANLY MAN,

  • WELL, LET'S START PLAYING.

  • HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO WORK.

  • THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A TIME, OKAY.

  • THEY WILL APPEAR IN THAT PHONE AND WILL YOU SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU

  • LIKE THE GUY.

  • YOU WILL SWIPE LEFT IF YOU DON'T.

  • GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL BE PUT IN THE GRID TO THE RIGHT

  • SIDE OF THE SCREEN, GUYS WHO GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL BE KICKED OUT

  • OF THE ZOOM ROOM FOREVER.

  • LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT.

  • THIS IS DAVID.

  • HE'S 29.

  • NOW PHOEBE, I HAVE GOT A HUNCH THAT I THINK DAVID MIGHT WORK

  • OUT.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE ME THINK THAT.

  • DAVID LOOKS LIKE HE PUT HIS HEAD THROUGH ONE OF THROWS THINGS AT

  • THE FAIR OF A MUSCLE MAN.

  • NOW DAVID OBVIOUS CAN'T SPEAK.

  • HE'S ON MUTE, ALL OF THE GUYS ARE ON MUTE.

  • SO EVEN IF THEY DO SPEAK, WE CAN'T HEAR THEM.

  • WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT DAVID, PHOEBE?

  • >> HIS SHIRT IS LIKE, THIS IS NOT WHAT I BARGAINED FOR WHEN I

  • SIGNED UP FOR LIFE AT BABY GAP.

  • >> James: PHOEBE, BUT LET'S CONCENTRATE ON IT DAVID.

  • HE HAS A VERY LOVELY SMILE AND NICE EYES.

  • >> I THINK WE GOT TO GO LEFT.

  • I'M A LITTLE BIT SCARED.

  • >> James: I'M SORRY, DAVID, WE'RE SWIPING YOU LEFT.

  • GOOD-BYE.

  • SEE YOU, BUDDY.

  • SEE YOU AT THE GYM.

  • LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • THIS IS LANCE.

  • LANCE IS 26, NICE SMILE FROM LANCE.

  • WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT HERE, PHOEBE?

  • >> MY FIRST THOUGHT IS HOW LONG AGO DID HE LAST WASH HIS HAIR

  • THAT HE NEEDS TO WEAR A HAT FOR THIS.

  • >> James: WELL NO, NOW LISTEN.

  • I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, IN LANCE'S DEFENSE, WE ARE ALL IN A

  • LOCKDOWN AND NUFN US CAN SEE A BARBER AT THE MOMENT.

  • AND I'M GOING TO CUT LANCE SOME SLACK.

  • BUT I MEAN PHOEBE, IF YOU ARE SAYING YOU WOULD LIKE TO REMOVE

  • THE HAT, WE CAN ASK LANCE TO DO THAT.

  • I ACTUALLY THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE WITH THE HAT LANCE

  • BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE WAY MORE HANDSOME WITHOUT.

  • ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE, WHAT DO WE THINK, ARE WE SWIPING RIGHT OR

  • LEFT IN LANCE.

  • DO WE WANT TO SEE A BIT MORE OF LANCE OR DO WE-- HAVE WE SEEN

  • ENOUGH.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S GIVE LANCE A CHANCE.

  • >> James: YEAH!

  • OKAY, LANCE, YOU'RE OVER IN THE GRID, WELL DONE.

  • LET'S MEET OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS.

  • NOW THIS IS JAR ODD, JARED JAR ED IS 28, HE SEEMS TO HAVE JUST

  • GOT BACK FROM AN AUDITION PLAYING BEN AFFLECK'S DOUBLE.

  • I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER JARED IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO BE

  • THAT GOOD LOOKING OR A DISAPPOINTMENT THAT HE IS NOT

  • MORE SUCCESSFUL GIVEN HE'S THAT GOOD LOOKING.

  • IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW.

  • IT'S ALL ON YOU, PHOEBE, DO WE LIKE JARED, DO WE WANT TO SWIPE

  • RIGHT OR DO WE NEVER WANT TO SEE JARED AGAIN.

  • >> SURE, LET'S GIVE JARED A CHANCE.

  • >> James: OH, JARED, YOU'VE GONE OVER TO THE GRID THERE.

  • WE'RE DOING VERY WELL.

  • LET'S BRING OUR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • THIS IS MICHAEL.

  • MICHAEL IS 30.

  • AND IT MICHAEL, MICHAEL HAS CHOSEN TO LOOK LIKE HE'S IN A

  • SORT OF HOSTAGE VIDEO.

  • THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

  • >> I THINK HE'S IN THE BATHROOM.

  • >> James: ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM.

  • >> IN HIS HOUSE.

  • >> James: ARE YOU IN THE BATHROOM?

  • ARE YOU SITTING ON THE TOILET?

  • NO.

  • OKAY.

  • WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHT TOWARDS MICHAEL, PHOEBE.

  • >> YOU KNOW.

  • >> James: HE JUST BROUGHT OUT A FLOWER.

  • >> YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THE BATHROOM SO STAY

  • NO.

  • >> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT.

  • STRAIGHT OUT GONE.

  • WHO'S NEFNTLE LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • THIS IS CHRISTOPHER.

  • CHRISTOPHER IS 27, A LOVELY SMILE.

  • AND I KNOW, I ALREADY KNOW THIS WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEAK TO

  • CHRISTOPHER, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME HE'S PUT A SHIRT ON LIKE

  • THAT, SORRY, JARED, ARE WE BORING YOU?

  • JARED IS IN THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN THERE JUST YAWNING AND

  • LOOKING AT HIS PHONE.

  • I MEAN JARED, WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A TV SHOW HERE AND YOU'RE

  • CURRENTLY ON IT.

  • IF YOU CAN'T EVEN, IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN WATCHING

  • IT, WHAT HOPE HAVE WE GOTNER ANYONE AT HOME?

  • I'M SORRY, CHRISTOPHER.

  • JARED JUST DECIDED TO CHECK HIS TEXTS AND HAVE A GOOD YAWN WHILE

  • WE'RE HERE.

  • BUT YOU'RE FORGIVING NATURE TOWARDS IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

  • SO WHAT DO WE THINK?

  • WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT CHRISTOPHER, ARE WE SWIPING LEFT

  • OR SWIPING LEFT FOR A NO.

  • >> I MEAN SWIPING LOAFT, SORRY, CHRISTOPHER.

  • >> James: CHRISTOPHER, I WOULD HAVE SWIPED YOU RIGHT.

  • ARE YOU MY KIND OF CUP OF TEA.

  • ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT.

  • LET'S BRING IN OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • THIS IS A MICK, THIS IS MICK, HE'S 25, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW

  • WHERE TO START, MICK.

  • HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW VANDERPUMP RULES.

  • >> James: NO.

  • >> I AM LOOKING AT TJ JAMES KENNEDY RIGHT NOW.

  • >> James: THAT IS WHO THIS IS.

  • >> THAT IS WHAT THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE.

  • >> James: HERE IS MY THOUGHTS ON THIS.

  • I'M DOING WHAT TODAY?

  • GOING TO BE ON TV, COOL, I'LL PROBABLY JUST OPEN THE SHIRT,

  • WEAR THAT NECKLACE AND I MEAN, IS THAT A WAXED CHEST WE'RE

  • LOOKING AT, MICK?

  • OH MY GOD.

  • I MEAN PHOEBE F YOU DON'T SWIPE LEFT, I WILL.

  • >> HE'S TOO YOUNG ANYWAYS, SWIPE LEFT.

  • >> James: SIGH MICK.

  • OH MY WORD.

  • OKAY.

  • LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • OKAY, THIS STEPH KEVIN, ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE THINK OF

  • KEVIN.

  • REV INROCKING SOME SORT OF-- I LIKE THIS.

  • A LITTLE STUBL GOING ON.

  • >> ALL THIS JEWELRY SHOWING UP.

  • >> James: A LOT OF JEWELRY.

  • LOOK, ALL WE'VE GOT IS A FACE, THAT IS ALL WE CAN WORK ON.

  • WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS ABOUT KEVIN, PHOEBE?

  • >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HECK, WE'LL GIVE KEVIN A CHANCE.

  • >> James: WE SWIPE RIGHT ON KEVIN.

  • OKAY, OVER OU GO.

  • SO WE FILLED OUR BOXES.

  • NOW REMEMBER, YOU CAN SWAP NEM OUT IF YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU LIKE

  • MORE.

  • SO LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

  • THIS SOUR LAST CONTESTANT HERE.

  • THIS IS ZACK.

  • NICE SMILE, GOOD HEAD OF HAIR.

  • >> ZACK I THINK IS SO CUTE.

  • >> James: I LIKE ZACK, ZACK'S GOT A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR.

  • MY ONLY QUESTION MARK I'VE GOT OVER ZACK IS THAT OF ALL THE

  • CLOTHES HE HAD TO CHOOSE, THAT WAS THE T-SHIRT HE WENT FOR.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

  • HE WORE IT TO MATCH THE WALL, THAT'S EVEN WORSE.

  • I GOT TO BE HONEST, ZACK, THAT DOES NOT PLAY IN YOUR FAVOR.

  • BUT HE'S GOT A LOVELY SMILE, GOOD EYES.

  • I FEEL PHOEBE THIS, YOU COULD HAVE A SWITCHEROO OO HERE.

  • >> I KIND-OF-THINK THERE SAY SWITCHEROO.

  • >> James: SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP ZACK FOR?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I THINK I AM GOING TO SWAP ZACK FOR KEFER IN.

  • >> James: OH, KEVIN, I'M SO SORRY.

  • JARED IS ALREADY ABOVE HIM, OF COURSE.

  • SO THERE YOU GO.

  • THOSE ARE OUR FINAL THREE CONTESTANTS.

  • SO FROM LEFT TO RIGHT, STARTING WITH YOU, LANCE, TELL US YOUR

  • NAME, AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM, AND SAY I HAD TO PHOEBE.

  • >> MY NAME IS LANCE, I'M 26, FROM ATLANTIC CITY, HEY, PHOEBE.

  • SHE'S GORGEOUS.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • GO FOR IT, JARED.

  • >> HEY, I'M JARED HARPER FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA, AND HELLO,

  • PHOEBE.

  • >> James: AND FINALLY.

  • >> I'M ZACK RICHIE FROM PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA AND HOW

  • YOU DOING?

  • >> James: OH MAN, PHOEBE, CAN I ONLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT JUST

  • HAPPENED TO YOU JUST THEN.

  • HERE'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NOW, PHOEBE, I WILL LET YOU ASK

  • ONE QUESTION, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW BEFORE YOU GO ON A

  • DATE WITH ANY OF THESE GENTLEMEN.

  • >> MY QUESTION, WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU-- YOURSELF IN

  • QUARANTINE.

  • >> James: JARED IMMEDIATELY LOOKS, HE LOOKS WORRIED BECAUSE

  • HE'S SO RICH, HE JUST ORDERS IN.

  • BUT LET'S START WITH YOU.

  • LANCE, WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE COOKED FOR YOURSELF

  • WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN IN LOCKDOWN.

  • >> THE BEST THING, FROBLY FRIED SHRIMP, SOME ASPARAGUS AND MAYBE

  • SOME NOODLES, I'M NOT SURE,.

  • >> James: A LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP,ED INTO ERLS, ASPARAGUS

  • VIBE FROM LANCE.

  • JARED, WHAT ABOUT YOU.

  • >> I DID SOME SPICY CHICKEN QUESADILLAS WITH A SMOOTHIE ON

  • THE SIDE, TEQUILA TO CHASE IT.

  • >> James: JARED, CAN I GIVE YOU A TIP, IF YOU WINK AT THE

  • END OF EVERY SEGMENT, IT STARTS TO FEEL ODD, ALL RIGHT.

  • BUT LISTEN, CUZ I LIKE YOU, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY FACE

  • AND A LOVELY SPLIEL.

  • BUT IF YOU ADD A WINK, KNOWING PHOEBE AS I DO, I WORRY IT MIGHT

  • BACK FIRE, OKAY.

  • AND FINALLY ZACK, ZACK, WHAT HAVE YOU COOKED IN YOUR

  • COLOR-COORDINATED CLOTHING AND WALL PALETTE THERE.

  • >> WELL, ST NOT A COLOR CAM BO TO MATCH THE SUBMITTER, A

  • SMOOTHIES WITH A LOT OF BERRIES IN IT, STUFF LIKE THAT.

  • >> James: WHO IS IT GOING TO BE, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON

  • A DATE WITH.

  • >> I WILL GO WITH YEAH, I WILL GO WITH JARED.

  • >> James: WE'RE GOING WITH JARED.

  • WE'RE GOING WITH JARED IN THE MIDDLE.

  • THERE WE GO.

  • WE HAVE GONE WITH JARED.

  • WHO'S CELEBRATORY DANCE, AND ACTUALLY LIVING FOR.

  • NOW LISTEN, HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

  • YOU TWO ARE WILL STAY ON ZOOM AND HAVE A ROMANTIC ZOOM DATE.

  • WE'VE GOT WINE AND CHEESE READY TO GO AND WE'LL CHECK BACK IN

  • WITH YOU LATER IN THE SHOW.

  • I MEAN I WILL SAY, NOW THE OTHER TWO HAVE DIS APPEARED.

  • FROM A LOOKS POINT OF VIEW, THIS IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE COUPLE.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • SO GO FORTH, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

  • ENJOY YOUR ZOOM DATE

  • >> James: WELCOME BACK, NOW EARLIER ON WE SET UP PHOEBE AND

  • JARED ON A DATE, LET'S CHECK IN, SEE HOW THEY GOT ON, SEE IF THEY

  • HIT IT OFF, HERE THEY ARE NOW, HEY, PHOEBE, HEY JARED, SO NICE

  • TO SEE YOU NOW, PHOEBE, I'M GOING TO COME TO YOU, HOW DID IT

  • GO, HOW WAS YOUR ZOOM DATE.

  • >> IT WAS NICE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY KNEW FOR A CHANGE.

  • AND HE WAS SUPER NICE.

  • >> James: LOOK, THE BIG QUESTION IS, WHEN SHELTER IN

  • PLACE IS OVER, WHEN ARE YOU BACK IN LA, WHEN YOU ARE LEAVE

  • WHATEVER THIS DARK LAYER YOU CALL HOME IS, WILL YOU MEET UP

  • ON DATE, YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS SAY YES

  • AND THEN JUST GHOSTING JARYD AFTER, AND SAME FOR YOU, SO WILL

  • YOU MEET UP AND HAVE A REAL DATE WHEN THE SHELTER IN PLACE

  • IS LIFTED, THREE, TWO, ONE.

  • >> YES.

  • >> YES.

  • >> LOOK AT THAT.

  • THERE WE HAVE IT.

  • EVEN IN LOCKDOWN, LOVE IS ALIVE AND WELL AT THE "LATE, LATE

  • SHOW."

  • THANK YOU GUYS, WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO KEEP ON CHATTING

NOW REGULAR VIERS OF OUR SHOW KNOW THAT FROM TIME TO TIME I

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