Thank you for joining me in the first ever

NFL therapy session.

First of all, I just wanna say that I'm not mad.

Yeah right.

No, no, really, I'm not mad, I'm not mad,

I'm just disappointed.

All right, here we go.

Tom Brady, the best quarterback of all time

didn't wanna finish his career in New England.

I'm not mad,

the team that gave him a chance in the first place.

You drafted him in the sixth round.

I'm just shocked that he chose Tampa Bay of all places.

Tampa Bay, what's in Tampa?

What's so shocking about that, have you ever been to Tampa?

No I have not and I hope I never have to.

Don't worry, you definitely won't be there

for the Super Bowl.

Why would anyone want to go to Florida?

Who is Jarrett Stidham, spell Stidham.

Stidham could be good, we don't know yet.

Really?

Who's side are you on?

Forget about the tuck rule already?

True.

You know what, I feel like this is a great place

for a breather and for me to mention our partners.

Therapy is expensive, someones gotta pay for it.

Which is why I'm proud to announce for this video

we've partnered with Bumble.

I have that.

Edelman knows about that.

Bumble is a dating app.

Upload a couple of pictures,

a brief bio and you are ready to start.

Or maybe you're too heart broken during quarantine

because a certain somebody left your team,

fear not, you can switch between Bumble Date,

to find someone to go on a date with nearby.

Bumble BFF, to find local friends nearby.

Maybe you have more of an entrepreneurial mindset,

perfect, Bumble Bizz can help you connect with people nearby

to help you grow.

One of the cool things I personally like about Bumble

is that the women have to message first,

adds a bit of intrigue to the situation.

I must say, women do love seeing a man in uniform.

Not with that haircut. Really?

So if you're bored in the house

and you're in the house bored,

check the link in the description below,

download Bumble and get to buzzing.

Maybe you'll match with Tom Brady on Bumble BFF.

Maybe you'll win another Super Bowl in your lifetime,

how about that.

Yeah, this season.

I've had six.

Let's breathe, we're good. (exhales)

Bro, you done yet?

Now let's get right back into the nitty gritty.

All I'm saying is, I love Tom Brady

and I hate him at the same time,

we could have won another Super Bowl.

Where?

With what receivers?

Who's he gonna throw the ball to?

That's why he left, that's why he came to us.

We are more elite, that's why Gronk came too.

You can have Gronk, thanks for the draft pick.

Y'all can have Winston.

We don't want Jameis Winston.

We're just gonna tank and get Trevor Lawrence

whole thing's gonna reset.

Edelman's getting traded next.

I will fight you.

No, no, use your words, how are you feeling?

I feel like I will fight you.

You mad.

Just give us O.J. Howard.

Honestly I don't think either of us needs another tight end.

Fair enough.

Why can't you be happy for us,

you know how long we've sucked?

Were you happy when we won any of our Super Bowls?

Okay, I see your point.

Exactly.

Thanks for Brady and Gronk though, appreciate it.

Just treat them right, that's all I'm asking for.

Is this a breakthrough?

Get it, 'cause Tom plus Tampa, Tompa Bay.

You don't deserve him.

Good luck winning a game this season.

Spoke to soon.

You're still gonna go eight and eight.

Calm down, we're not the Cowboys.

We don't have Jason Garrett anymore, it's a new era.

It is.

(laughing)

Sorry, I got the Cowboys and Eagles coming in next.

I would just never see why Tom Brady chose Tampa Bay.

Tompa Bay.

I'm gonna go, are we done?

I think this is a good stopping place.

Thank you, I can't stand Patriots.

No, for real, what do y'all have,

this has gotta be extortion or something.

What do you have on Brady?

We have a good football team, that's what we have.

What do y'all have?

Edelman, lost hope, depression, that's what y'all got.

Once again I would like to thank our partners Bumble.

Y'all aint even gonna get Trevor Lawrence.

Y'all gonna win too many games 'cause of Belichick.

If any of you watching this have any suggestions

for the next therapy session, leave a comment down below

and I will see you guys next time in therapy.

(upbeat music)

I'm a grown man.

What do you have on Brady?