Twilight's dress, cutting out a pattern snip by snip

Making sure the fabric folds nicely

It's the perfect color and so hip

Always got to keep in mind my pacing

Making sure the cloth's correctly facing

I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard, fussing on the details.

Jewel neckline. Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?

Make her something perfect to inspire

Even though she hates formal attire

Got to mind those intimate details

Even though she's more concerned with sales.

It's Applejack's new dress.

Dress making's easy

For Pinkie Pie something pink

Fluttershy something breezy

Blend color and form, do you think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching

Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply DIE

Making sure it fits forelock and crest

Making sure it fits forelock and crest

Don't forget the magic in the dress

Even though it rides high on the flank

Rainbow won't look like a tank

I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Piece by piece, snip by snip

Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip

Thread by thread, primmed and pressed

Yard by yard, never stress

And that's the art of the dress

Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate.

Orion has three stars on his belt, not four

Stitch by stitch, stitching it together

Deadline looms, don't you know the client's always right

Even if my fabric choice was perfect

Gotta get them all done by tonight

Pinkie Pie, the color is too obtrusive

Wait until you see it in the light

I'm sewing them together

Don't you think my gown would be more me with some lollipops?

Well, I think... Balloons?

Well, I think... Balloons?

Well... Do it!

Hour by hour, one more change

I'm sewing them together, take great pains

Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind

Rainbowdash, what is on your mind

Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time

Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

Dressmaking's easy

Every customer's call

Brings a whole new revision

Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision

That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.

French haute couture, please.

Eeeh...

What if it rains? Galoshes!

More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons.

More candy! Oh, less candy.

Oh wait, I know! Streamers!

Streamers..

Whose dress is this?

Whose dress is this?

Whose dress is this?

Streamers it is.

What?

Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?

No, I just want my dress to be cool.

Do you not like the color?

The color's fine, just make it look cooler.

Do you not like the shape?

The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, you know, cooler.

It needs to be about 20% cooler.

All we ever want is indecision

All we really like is what we know

Gotta balance style with adherence

Making sure we make a good appearance

Even if you simply have to fudge it

Make sure that it stays within our budget

Make sure that it stays within our budget

Got to overcome intimidation

Remember it's all in the presentation

Piece by piece, snip by snip

Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip

Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed

Yard by yard, always stressed

And that's the art of the dress

(omg you got your lyrics I am ded)