No peeking.

No peeking. No peeking!

Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.

Alright, open your eyes!

Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.

Huh? Days of Our Lives picked up my option!

- Congratulations! - I know!

Now we can finally watch "Green Acres" the way it was meant to be seen.

Uh-huh.

So, uh ... which one is mine?

Whichever one you want, man.

Whichever one you want.

Not that one.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

- Do we dare? - We dare.

I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.

Well, they were chair-shaped cows.

They never would have survived in the wild.

This screen is amazing.

I mean, Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.

Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?

- Hi, you guys. - Hey.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

So, uh, how was your day?

Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.

Uh... sun shining, birds chirping.

Really? Mine, too.

Hey, cool! Mine, too.

(pager beeping) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I gotta get to the museum, so, um... I'll see you tonight? - Okay.

Bye, guys.

-Bye. - Bye.