I see in your records that you've been having trouble with your credit, is that the case?

Yes.

Do you want to improve your credit score and get out of debt?

Yes.

Great, well then, I can help you do that, and how much debt would that be?

Yes?

Sure. Would that be over 20,000 dollars?

Yes.

Do you currently have a job?

Yes.

And in that job, are you making over 35,000 dollars a year?

Yes.

Fantastic, and are you a resident of New York state?

Yes.

Great, perhaps you could just recite the last four digits of your Social Security number so I can make sure that we have it in our records.

Yes.

Many people are not comfortable giving out their Social Security number, so perhaps you'd like to verify the number through a cellphone.

Would that be alright?

Yes.

Well, let me get you started then, it's 917-312- and the last four numbers are...

Yes?

If I was gonna say, "I need you to answer yes or no to the following questions."

You are interested in our debt consolidation program?

Yes.

You are a resident of New York state?

Yes.

You're also a moron?

Yes.

Ah, good, just checking. I wanted to make sure that we had that on record.

Yes!