So if you wanna remain my partner, I've got two words for you.

Shut the heck up! You talk way too much!

Can we cut? Can we-- [ Coughing ]

'Cause this ain't working for me at all.

What do you think you're doing? Fumigating me in here?

Move! Moving.

Why did you call cut? I did not tell you to stop acting, Urkel.

Wolf, how many times have I told you not to call me Urkel?

My name is Jaleel White, okay?

Urkel was a character I played when I was a child.

Okay,Jaleel. Hey, what's the problem?

Wanna know the problem? Yeah.

I'm getting nothing from the chicken, that's the problem.

He sits there with his head slumped over. I have no idea what my motivation is.

Mmm. Okay, you're a police officer named Fowl.

Your new partner is a crime-fighting chicken named Whitaker.

And your motivation is a nice fat paycheck that's keeping you out...

of working the drive-through window at McDonald's. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Watch yourself, Wolf. Watch yourself.

No, you watch yourself, pal.

You're just lucky I'm not making you wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.