- But they're not real twins.

They're not.

Baby kittens?

Fraternal.

Lions.

Are ligers--

- Ligers.

- Twins.

(classical music plays)

- Iam Terrance Spencer.

- I'm Tenoa Spencer.

- [Both] AKA the T-Twins.

- What?

- Yeah, what?

- [Both] The T-Twins.

- [Tenoa] Let's get to it. - Just to get it cracking.

Jack?

(lip smacks) Woo.

(clears throat)

(imitating dramatic music)

(tapping)

- What the fuck?

Who came up with these questions? (laughs)

Have you ever thought of killing me and taking my place?

(laughs)

That is dark!

- No! That's an easy answer.

- Is there anything physically different about us,

are even our genitals the same?

- Well, first of all, we don't stand

in the mirror measuring our dicks.

That's weird.

But physical difference?

- How did Mom tell us apart?

- She guessed.

- Fact. (laughs)

For most the time, she always,

"Hey Tay-Te-Tay-Tenoa, come here."

- Who does Mom like more?

- Me.

- Why?

- It was the first thing that came to my mind. (laughs)

- Brother. - We have brothers, yeah.

(phone rings)

- This is stressful.

- Yo.

- Who does Mom like better, me or Terrence?

(laughs)

- Which one do you think?

Why?

- What about between the three of us?

Me, you, or Terrence?

(laughs)

(clears throat)

What are your biggest complaints

about my most recent partner?

- Hmm.

(snickers)

- I've had some crazy situations and you know,

they've been put in his lap a couple of times, a lot.

(clicks tongue)

- Whatever.

- Would you ever have a threesome with me?

- Negative.

- Why wouldn't you have a threesome with me?

- Because...

(laughs)

- Because it's fucking gross?

- It's gross.

- I don't fancy it.

- I don't fancy it.

- I don't fancy it.

- I don't fancy it. (chuckles)

- Yup!

Oh, shh--

- Read it.

- Who's going to die first?

What is up with all this death?

- Fuck!

- I've had open-heart surgery two times.

It's probably going to be me.

- Yeah. It's-it's-it's a thought that, every now and then,

crosses my mind.

It's horrible.

- Next question is gonna be,

so one of you guys is dying right now, so choose--

- Shit!

- Who would win in a fist fight?

- Probably me.

- Probably me.

- Well, I did take martial arts.

- Oh, you took martial arts?

- Fuck you! (laughs)

- You took martial arts, huh?

- Yeah!

- I did self-defense classes.

- You did do that, self-defense.

- And I was great!

(laughs)

I was the best.

- You weren't the best in the class.

- I'm could take you down!

(laughs)

- What's the funniest trick

we've played on people as twins?

You wanna tell them about that time,

where it wasn't like a trick played on other people,

it was like a kind of trick played on me?

(laughs)

Wanna tell them about that time?

- A while back yonder, my license was suspended,

and I, for some reason, had his license.

And hey, I got pulled over.

And I was like,

"Hey officer. I'm Terrence."

(laughs)

"Spencer." Terrence Spencer has a speeding ticket

on his record now.

- Where the fuck did it come from?

- Yeah! (laughs)

- Wait, who did?

Wait. Did I fucking pay for it?

- I don't remember. (laughs)

Maybe?

- It was a long time ago.

- A shot to that then.

- A shot.

- [Both] Cheers.

(classical music plays)

(applause)

- [Cameraman] According to holding each other in the womb.

- You were going out first, so I was like--

- Your feet were like--

- Let's put it like--

- And I was probably like,

Hold on, I'm going!

Right now, I'm going.

I'm going!

- Go!

- Go? - Go!

- I'm going!

- Then go! - I'm trying to go! (laughs)