- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

Barnacles!

Barnacles!

- Barnacles! - You scared the barnacles off that guy.

Barnacles off that guy.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - What the barnacles?

Barnacles!

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles! - Barnacles!

- Barnacles! - Barnacles!

- Barnacles. - Where the blue barnacles--

- Barnacles. - Barnacles!

This is a load of barnacles.

- Barnacles! - Barnacles!

- What the-- - Barnacles!

What the barnacles is going on here?

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

Toe barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles! - This is a load of barnacles.

Barnacles.

- Butter barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles! - Three barnacles are a crowd.

Unless they've known each other for a really long time.

- Barnacles! - Barnacles!

- Barnacles! - Barnacles!

Barnacles. Barnacles, this hurts!

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

- Barnacles. - Barnacles.

This is a load of barnacles.

Hey, Patrick. How the [dolphin noise] are you?

Pretty [dolphin noise] good, SpongeBob.

Attention, customers.

Today's special is a [dolphin noise] Krabby Patty, served in a greasy

[dolphin noise] sauce and grilled to [dolphin noise] perfection.

And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin noise]

the [dolphin noise] fries.

It'll be our [dolphin noise] pleasure.

Hi, Squidward! How the [dolphin noise] are you?

Nice [dolphin noise] day, isn't it Squidward?

[dolphin noise]

It's the Aqua Phone!

[dolphin noise]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[music playing]

- There he goes! - Our champion!

- He's so dreamy! - Oh!

[cheering]

Come one, come all this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

It's a Founder's Day evening extravaganza!

Watch your hometown hero, Patrick Star,

take on the malevolent from three towns over,

Oswald McNulty!

And see who takes the Patty Belt!

Say, can my little boy ask you something?

[chewing]

Are you the brave man that's gonna bring the belt back

to Bikini Bottom?

[chewing]

Inspiring words.

I hurted my foot on the playground.

Yeah, yeah. That's wonderful, move back.

Be sure to bring your friends!

Stupid music rental clerk made me late.

That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow.

Ha, elbow, ha.

More band humor.

[crowd murmuring]

People, people, settle down.

OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?

- Do instruments of torture count? - No.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horse radish is not an instrument either.

That's fine, no one has any experience.

Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[laughing]

For all of you...

When do we get the free food?

OK, try to repeat after me.

[playing clarinet]

Brass section, go!

Good! Now the wind.

And the drums!

[spitting]

Too bad that didn't kill me.

Let's just try stepping in rhythm.

Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.

Is this the part where we start kicking?

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.

Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking!

Why you...

Why I oughta...

[punching]

[Patrick screaming]

Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

[trumpet sounding]