♪ My pants ♪

♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪

♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪

♪ And now she won't even Spare a passing glance ♪

♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪

♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪

♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪

♪ And no girl ever wants to dance ♪

♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants ♪

♪ I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse ♪

♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪

♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪

♪ Or sand in your buns ♪

♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪

♪ So listen and you won't regret ♪

♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up like the fool ♪

♪ Who rips his pants ♪

[crowd cheering]

I think we better show him how it's done.

Da-da-da-da-dum!

Da-da-da-da-dum!

Da-da-da-da-dum!

[crashing]

Da-da-da-da-dum!

[humming]

- Da-da-da-da-dum! - Da-da-da-da-dum!

Da-da-da-daa-da-da-da da-da-da-dum-dum-dum-dum!

[groaning]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow!

[buzzing]

♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza for you and me ♪

♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza free delivery ♪

♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza very tasty ♪

Whoa!

♪ The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza absolutivaly ♪

[beat boxing]

♪ Pizza, pizza ♪

[beat boxing]

♪ Krusty Kraah-yaha-yab Yah-ah-yab Pizza ♪

♪ Is the pizza yeah for you and ♪

♪ Meeeee! ♪

[electronic music playing]

[music playing]

SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish.

For twelve hours!

[electronic music playing]

Ugh, wow.

You sure like to dance.

Well, that's enough for tonight.

It's time to go to bed.

[buzzing]

[electronic music playing]

Huh?

You've got it all wrong, little fella.

[music playing]

Bed! Repeat after me.

Bed.

[buzzing]

[clanging]

[music playing]

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

[music playing]

Today, SpongeBob has learned one of the sea's harshest lessons.

Wild animals can throw very wild parties.

It's not about winning, it's about fun.

What's that?

Fun is when you...

Fun is...

It's like...

It's kinda...

Sorta like a...

What is fun?

Let me spell it for you.

♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

♪ F is for fire That burns down the whole town ♪

♪ U is for uranium... bombs ♪

♪ N is for no survivors when you-- ♪

Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about!

Now, do it like this!

♪ F is for friends who do stuff-- ♪

Never!

That's completely idiotic!

Here, let me help you!

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

Try it!

♪ N is for anywhere And any time at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

Wait, I don't understand this...

I feel all tingly inside!

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel!

- Well I like it, let's do it again! - OK!

♪ F is for frolic Through all the flowers ♪

♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum and sand licking ♪

♪ Here with my best buddy ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

Arg, mutiny.

Alright, you invertebrates.

I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge.

♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And then you take the other one And jam it right up there ♪

♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin' the sponge ♪

♪ Uh, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns you're doin' the sponge ♪

♪ Well, now, first you take your leg ♪

♪ And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And then you take the other one ♪

♪ And you jam it right up there ♪

Get lost, pizza topping.

Can't you see I'm doing the sponge?

♪ Big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin' Yeah, now you're doin' the sponge ♪

♪ Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge Sponge, uh do the sponge ♪

♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪

♪ I said the sponge, sponge Uh, do the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns you're doin' the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doin' the sponge ♪

♪ Ah yeah, well you're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Uh, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, do the sponge, sponge Uh do the sponge ♪

They love us!

Yay! We're popular!

After all the hard that we put in on the decorations,

they think that they can ruin it.

Go wreck someone else's prom, will you?

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

Will you clam up?

Meow, meo--

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

[music playing]

Pst, Squidward.

Hey, Squidward.

SpongeBob?

[clearing throat]

Why have you stopped playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?

Oh, yes Your Highness.

[laughing]

SpongeBob!

Hey! I have not instructed you to stop.

Now play!

Do tell me about the one with the man from Peru again.

Sponge...

[gasping]

Bob...

I came here to hear beautiful music.

If I don't get my wish, it'll be your head!

[laughing nervously]

Pst, Squidward.

Eh? Eh?

No way.

[clearing throat]

Please SpongeBob, no tricks.

Trust me, Squidward.

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

[gasping]

SpongeBob!

Why have you stopped playing that wonderful music?

♪ La, la, la ♪

This music touches me ever so.

I fear that my tears my stain my petticoat.

[cheering]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?

So long, Squidward!

[laughing]

♪ Wish I was back in Texas ♪

♪ The ocean's no place for a squirrel ♪

♪ Wish I was in Texas Prettiest place in the world ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl ♪

♪ I wanna go ho-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Home ♪

[howling]

♪ Yodel-ey-oh, yodel-ey-oh ♪

Hey Patrick, listen to that.

- Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! - Patrick!

Listen. Hear that?

It's Sandy.

♪ I wanna wake up in Texas ♪

♪ I miss those wide open skies ♪

♪ I miss my 20 acres Barbeques and pecan pies ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ When I'm so far from your Texas All I can do is cry ♪

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

♪ Yodel-ey-oh, yodel-ey-oh ♪

♪ Yodel-ey-oh-ey-ey ♪

♪ I wanna go ho-oh-ome ♪

♪ I wanna go home ♪