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It's time to begin our quest, Baby Mario.
Freeze, dirtbag! Step away from that missing toddler!
He fell out of the sky!
Fr-From a bird!
You were going to eat that baby, weren't you, you goddamn molestasaurus rex!
Awesome! Now I can morph into a ball!
All of my bones are broken.
Nice pink sweatsuit, Mr. Fairy Pants.
Did your boyfriend make it for you?
Oh yeah, yeah. We'll show you to choose effeminate clothing colors.
Oh crap, that's right!
It's New York City in the 1980s! Book it, Doc!
Run now, innocent forest critter. You're free!
Free?!
That was an awesome robot suit Robotnik gave me that made me super strong!
I hate you!
What you mean "Me on no flight list?"
I'm sorry, Mr. ... Blanka?
But I can't let you.
Me need to fly to China to beat up young girl at marketplace!
Whoa-ho alright. Calm down, buddy. Let's go.
Oh, oh ... uh, erm ... um ... I still got the claw on.
I still got the claw.
My bad, guys, my bad.