Do you have a left handed mitt?

Naw, sorry, mate.

I guess I can't play, then.

Oh, no, you can still be on the team.

You can be our mascot.

Yay.

[The struggles of being left-handed]

Oh my god, are you left-handed?

Did you know that left-handed people die ten years earlier than right-handed people?

It's a fact. Google it.

Dude, watch it.

Wanna go?

Ow!

Obama, Isaac Newton, Gandhi, they're all left-handed and they're influential as hell.

And then there's you.

Yeah, you're right. I'm a nobody.

It's all right, I'm here for you.

What the hell?

We can die ten years earlier together.

Nick, seriously, what are you doing?

I'm left-handed too.

Oh. - Yeah.