What rhymes with orange? Hmm.

-Hey hey, watch the hair, bud.

It took me months to get it to look like this.

-Whoa! What are you?

-Oh, hey. I'm a pineapple.

-What? You don't look like an apple.

-Well, I'm-I'm not, I'm a pineapple.

-[chuckles] Why the long face? [laughs]

-That's rude. I'm a pineapple. -You're a half-apple.

Like an apple crossed with a pine tree.

[laughs] -No, that's not how it works.

-Hey! What's with those knives on your head?

-That's my hair. -Oh, so it's there?

-Where? -Hair.

-What? -There. Hair.

-Yes, that's what I said. What are you doing?

-"There" rhymes with "hair." [laughs]

-Okay, stop.

-So does "air" and "bear" and "care"...

-Okay, stop. That's getting really annoying.

-"Stare", "mare", "fair"...

-Stop, stop, stop! -[laughs]

-You know what else rhymes with "hair"?

Nair, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy.

-[scoffs]

Wow, you really are an apple.

-I am not. I'm a pineapple. I'm not even related.

I don't grow on trees-- -You're an apple.

-[growls] God, you are so irritating.

-I'm not irritating. I'm an orange.

-[sighs] -Hey, Apple!

-I'm not talking to you.

-Knife.

-I've already told you. These are not knives.

-No, Knife. -This is my hair.

I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do,

because you are-- [screaming]

-Whoa! Look who's the baldy now!

-[screaming continues]

-Pineapple? Looks more like pain-apple.

[laughs]

Ow.

-[laughs]

-Someone help me. -Hey Apple,

I don't mean to stare,

but you're looking worse for wear. [laughs]

-Orange... you are sick.

-Oh... you know what else rhymes with hair?

You do, Pear!

-Leave me out of this.

Captioned by SpongeSebastian